24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/3/2014

Greetings porn fans. I have another Axel Braun parody here to give a short review for since it's been out for awhile now. The subject is a classic series that came out during the mid 2000's and it features an iconic leading man, Jack Bauer! The show would then have to be 24 and you want to talk about an action packed show that was certainly the case and while the action part might be turned down a bit in this version the part which replaces is isn't half bad- we're talking some sex here as Jack can also fuck along with saving Los Angeles! Axel obviously has a feel for the material as the show was very current and also very popular. All the main characters are here- Jack, Chloe, Nina, Kim and even President Palmer and his wife are worked in to the story. As such the story is pretty flimsy with Nina trying to finish the plot to get rid of President Palmer but that is downplayed mostly as replaced by instances that remind you how much we loved this show and yes it is taken to the extreme but the nod is firmly tongue in cheek and done with the utmost respect for the source material.

A solid cast of XXX vets fill up most of the cast here with Kurt Lockwood landing the gig as Jack, Claire Robbins as Chloe, Alektra Blue as Nina and Ash Hollywood as Kim Bauer. Giovanni Francesco is Tony and Kaylani Lei plays his wife Michelle. So those are the major players you see plus Penny Pax has a vital role early on in the piece along with two sex scenes so let's hit a few highlights.

The movie opens on a plane where we have Jack and Kim flying back home and Kurt is giving us his best Jack on steroids right from the start and Ash plays Kim here with some attitude which is a bit refreshing from what you might remember early on from the show. Nina has killed Jack's wife and they are still grieving/ arguing over this as we have Penny Pax show up going to the restroom at the same time as Alec Knight. She want to join the blow job mile high club and Alec is more than willing to let her!! Penny also has a second reason and that's lifting his press badge from the pockets while she was giving Alec head- what a pro! Only a bj here from Penny and sadly she doesn't work those rocking titties out here but fret not Penny is in the second scene.

Bailing out of the plane just as she sets it on a course to crash Penny lands and is met by Nina who takes the info from Penny and the two have a little extra naughty fun together. Before we get to much into that the plane doesn't crash and instead lands on the 405 after Jack has gone ballistic, killing the pilot and then making James Bartholet's co-pilot land the plane. Lots of fun dialogue here from Kurt who is milking the role for all it's worth. Now back to the two ladies down below Alektra and Penny have a seriously fine g/g hook up with awesome analingus-- that's ass licking in case you don't know!! But when Alektra learns that Jack survived sadly she takes out Penny, thankfully after the two have finished fucking!

Moving the story ahead a bit Kim is dropped off at a party location but no one is there and she walks around for a few minutes before finally running into Seth Gamble and Tyler Nixon. Usually Kim is doing something to get into trouble but not this time as she gives the guys something to remember her by! Some hate the character of Kim Bauer and will relish seeing her faced fucked by two dicks and also some good pussy fucking as well leading to facials/ mouth pops for Miss Hollywood. Sadly we don't see her anymore in the film.

The story has Jack going back to CTU a few times and running into Tony and Chloe and of course Jack's barking out orders and telling Chloe to send whatever vital piece of info they just attained to his PDA! The phones even ring the same as they did on the tv show which made me laugh. The famous time clock deal appears throughout as well but it always flashes different times going forwards and backwards- it was hilarious. So Kurt gets a line of where the President is supposed to be and heads out but upon arriving finds he's gone-- Puffy had a much better gig for the Pres to attend but we do have Mrs. Palmer there and she's lonely plus very horny! Jack never the one to let duty pull him under takes one for the team and gets it on with the First Lady-- though on the tv version she never got to this office but hey who cares, it's porn! Some blow job action followed by pussy plowing until Kurt drops a load on her tongue and Axel lets the camera zoom in close as Brie Simone shows off the load/ cum bubbles before swallowing some of it. Jack's Back!!

Staying with Jack we get an update on Kim so actually we do see Ash again as she is captured by Nina who has killed the two unfortunate guys- Seth/ Tyler that she just gave head to. Anyway, Jack has sweated the vital info out of Ron Jeremy of all people who gave up an address where Alektra might be holding out. Turns out she did some porno on an undercover assignment. The address was a good one and Nina is captured. Back at CTU Tony, Giovanni Francesco, takes over the interrogation which turns into a fuck session as he had the hots for Alektra. The two have an audience as Kaylani watches for a short time then joins in. The ladies take turn giving head to Tony and for most of the scene they don't really do anything to one another but towards the end there is some breast kissing and pussy eating before they share the load. Nina is let go shortly thereafter-- on orders from the President though we actually don't see him again after a short stint on camera earlier in the film.

The crisis on assassinating the President is thwarted but there is another and naturally it's a bomb which Jack does find and after some amusing back and forth with Chloe is disarmed-- but he leaves the bomb behind when leaving the scene, say what! One last sex scene and you just know it had to be Jack fucking Chloe!!! The two are such great partners on the show and in this parody Kurt and Claire strike up a similar give and take to their interactions. It really was well done by the two. Their finale scene begins with Jack tied up and it is Chloe who is gonna be the one asking the questions and if she doesn't get the right answers there won't be any fingers broken, nope instead she'll suck the answers out of Kurt and that is indeed what happens. The bj footage was very solid here and those Jack/ Chloe fantasies can finally come to life and after reluctantly opening up for fucking-- her character I mean, we get a sizzling finish that includes Jack tapping Chloe's ass!!! A good facial to close the scene and this long day is over and the world is safe, Dammit!!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was one of Axel Brauns better parodies that I've seen. There is an obvious love for the original source material and that is shown throughout this piece. The casting for this was strong too with Kurt kicking ass as Jack and Chloe played with awesomness by Claire Robbins was his equal. As for the extras those are put on a second disc and include a non-sex version, a behind the scenes feature, a cast reading and a photo gallery. There are also 3 bonus sex scenes featuring Alektra with Tommy Gunn from Alektra Blue in Another Light, Kaylani Lei with James Deen from Hotel No Tell and the third features claire Robbins with Seth Gamble from Feeling Lucky. I wasn't quite sure what to expect going in but I liked how Axel injected the humor into this take on the popular series, it really worked well and helps make this highly recommended for fans of the series. You will see lots you remember from the show and also some pretty good sex. The g/g with Penny and Alektra was probably my fave due to the excellent ass licking the two girls did on one another.