Reviews of Spyder Jonez Movies with Trailers (4)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Charlie Laine, Annie Cruz, Seth Dickens, Spyder Jonez, Tiffany Tyler, Derrick Pierce, Kaci Starr, J.J., Natasha Nice, Rachel Roxxx, Tera Knightly, Isis Monroe, Teagan Summers, J Jay
Studio: Sunlust Pictures
Directed by: Sunny Leone
Release date: 1/4/2012
Previews: Previews
Sex Sex Sex (SunLust / Vivid) review summaries:
Endorphin's
This 2 hour feature is almost filled to the rim with sex, sex, sex involving a hot cast of women. Each of the seven scenes is practically just filled with sex.Unfortunately the production value distracts from the women. [read the full review]
review from 8/20/2012:
This 2 hour feature is almost filled to the rim with sex, sex, sex involving a hot cast of women. Each of the seven scenes is practically just filled with sex.Unfortunately the production value distracts from the women. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ron Jeremy, Tommy Gunn, Spyder Jonez, Savannah Stern, Jordan Blue, Jessica Bangkok, Mason Moore, Amber Ashlee
Studio: Sunlust Pictures
Directed by: Sunny Leone
Release date: 6/20/2011
Previews: Previews
Tits (SunLust / Vivid) review summaries:
fu_q's
"Tits" is an overall-good production from SunLust and director Sunny Leone that features a mix of five scenes ranging from okay to excellent in terms of their heat. The ladies bringing the goods in this one are Mason Moore, Amber Ashlee, Jessica Bangkok, Savannah Stern, and Jordan Blue…with the first, third, and fourth in the list generating the most heat. While most of the sex is strong, the production values could be better.< [read the full review]
review from 9/8/2012:
"Tits" is an overall-good production from SunLust and director Sunny Leone that features a mix of five scenes ranging from okay to excellent in terms of their heat. The ladies bringing the goods in this one are Mason Moore, Amber Ashlee, Jessica Bangkok, Savannah Stern, and Jordan Blue…with the first, third, and fourth in the list generating the most heat. While most of the sex is strong, the production values could be better.< [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Release date: 10/16/2006
Previews: Previews
XXXorcist, The (Burning Angel) review summaries:
Daigoro's
The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds. [read the full review]
review from 12/21/2006:
The XXXorcistBurning AngelStarring: Spyder Jonez, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross Directed By: Doug SakmannFEATURE: This is a porn remake of The Exorcist. At the beginning the priest has already shown up to save the girl. The sex is filled with green goop getting vomited from every imaginable orifice. The priest even gets knocked out by goo shooting out of her snatch. Then mom comes in and cleans the goop up by going down on her daughter. So far we have goo shooting holes and incest, as well as demonic possesion. The mother is possessed and the priest performs a "sexorcism" by making sure all of the womens holes are filled. This is a very short film, with one scene divided into three parts and an extremely hard movie to rate. This isn't really porno in the sense that there is absolutely nothing erotic and masterbation isn't one of the reasons behind the films creation. So as pornography it is a failure, but as a gross out, B-movie it succeeds. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kim Chambers, Tera Patrick, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, Ashley Long, Jordan Haze, Savanna Samson, Tristan Seagal, Evan Seinfeld, Grant Michaels, Spyder Jonez
Studio: Teravision
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Release date: 5/3/2004
Previews: Previews
Tera Tera Tera review summaries:
bronded's
There is no doubt that Tera Patrick is a porn superstar. Her natural beauty and smoldering on-scene presence has made here firm fan favourite over the years. Tera Tera Tera marks a defining moment in Tera's porn career, and to me, marks the beginning of the end. After taking a break from porn for over 12 months, this is her first movie back in the business with a new production company, a new husband and a new pair of boobs. Three things: 1. Tera looks as hot as ever. I am not a massive fan of fake boobs, but Tera's surgeon has done a good job - apparently she lost much of her bust as she slimmed down so needed the implants. 2. Tera is in three out of five scenes. All these scenes are hot, the other two are not! 3. Tera's husband is an ugly bastard. My wife and I find him so unappealing that we have decided that we will not be getting any more Tera videos in future, which is a terrible disappointment as we are both big fans of her work. The movie is basically a doco-porn, with a series of conversations with Tera taking place between scenes. [read the full review]
review from 9/12/2006:
There is no doubt that Tera Patrick is a porn superstar. Her natural beauty and smoldering on-scene presence has made here firm fan favourite over the years. Tera Tera Tera marks a defining moment in Tera's porn career, and to me, marks the beginning of the end. After taking a break from porn for over 12 months, this is her first movie back in the business with a new production company, a new husband and a new pair of boobs. Three things: 1. Tera looks as hot as ever. I am not a massive fan of fake boobs, but Tera's surgeon has done a good job - apparently she lost much of her bust as she slimmed down so needed the implants. 2. Tera is in three out of five scenes. All these scenes are hot, the other two are not! 3. Tera's husband is an ugly bastard. My wife and I find him so unappealing that we have decided that we will not be getting any more Tera videos in future, which is a terrible disappointment as we are both big fans of her work. The movie is basically a doco-porn, with a series of conversations with Tera taking place between scenes. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 2004 Director: Chi Chi LaRue Cast: Tera Patrick, Savannah Samson, Ashley Long, Jordan Styles, Kim Chambers, Kimberly Kane, Grant Michaels, Mick Blue, Spyder Jonez, Tristan Segal, and Voodoo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard that Vivid has been cleaning up their act a little recently. Im curious and hopeful about this one. Initial Reaction: Its much better than what I expected Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos a fan of Tera Patrick Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like tattoos or who wants a fair amount of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but I did notice a couple minor background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its nicely lit, and although there is a hint of grain it comes off more as being artistic rather than being like Vivid put too much crap on their DVDs to give a good transfer. [read the full review]
review from 2/15/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 121 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 2004 Director: Chi Chi LaRue Cast: Tera Patrick, Savannah Samson, Ashley Long, Jordan Styles, Kim Chambers, Kimberly Kane, Grant Michaels, Mick Blue, Spyder Jonez, Tristan Segal, and Voodoo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard that Vivid has been cleaning up their act a little recently. Im curious and hopeful about this one. Initial Reaction: Its much better than what I expected Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos a fan of Tera Patrick Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like tattoos or who wants a fair amount of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but I did notice a couple minor background noises. The video is also nicely done. Its nicely lit, and although there is a hint of grain it comes off more as being artistic rather than being like Vivid put too much crap on their DVDs to give a good transfer. [read the full review]