Reviews of Simone Valentino Movies with Trailers (2)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dylan Ryan, Simone Valentino, Ryan Keely, Jett Bleu, Nic Switch, Delores Haze
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Directed by: Jincey Lumpkin
Release date: 3/1/2011
Previews: Previews
Therapy (Girlfriends Films) review summaries:
jayo's
Artsy-fartsy masturbation. I think they're too stylized for their own good. The always moving camera, relentless cut cut cut works great on trailers and teases but becomes annoying fast when it's time for serious action. It's like watching a scene from the back of a milling crowd where you never get a satisfying look. I think the concept is good, but the execution needs refinement. [read the full review]
review from 3/12/2011:
Artsy-fartsy masturbation. I think they're too stylized for their own good. The always moving camera, relentless cut cut cut works great on trailers and teases but becomes annoying fast when it's time for serious action. It's like watching a scene from the back of a milling crowd where you never get a satisfying look. I think the concept is good, but the execution needs refinement. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: India, Mr. Marcus, Justin Long, ReVay, Simone Valentino, Sativa Verte, Jay Junker, Liliana Velasquez
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Venus Hottentot
Release date: 4/3/2007
Previews: Previews
Afrodite Superstar review summaries:
astroknight's
This time, Candida takes Femme in a new direction towards that of the black market with the help of co-director Venus Hottentot. There's a very good idea to the story and some nice chemistry to the sex. Unfortunately Candida's usual limitations are on full display for the sex, leaving it feeling boring and often preachy, and with the movie not even clocking in at seventy minutes the movie falls short too. There's a bit of effort put into the extras, but that too comes off feeling a bit preachy and sometimes even a bit staged. There's a bit of effort and some nice ideas behind this DVD, but sadly Candida Royalle gives it her usual kiss of slow withering death. [read the full review]
review from 4/28/2007:
This time, Candida takes Femme in a new direction towards that of the black market with the help of co-director Venus Hottentot. There's a very good idea to the story and some nice chemistry to the sex. Unfortunately Candida's usual limitations are on full display for the sex, leaving it feeling boring and often preachy, and with the movie not even clocking in at seventy minutes the movie falls short too. There's a bit of effort put into the extras, but that too comes off feeling a bit preachy and sometimes even a bit staged. There's a bit of effort and some nice ideas behind this DVD, but sadly Candida Royalle gives it her usual kiss of slow withering death. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Femme-centric release sporting a predominantly 'women of color' cast. 'Afrodite' is played by the lovely Simone Valentino, & her crush object is none other than porn legend... Mr Marcus. Lotsa story here, a send up of the stereotypes the rap/pop game produce... geared strongly towards women... the sex acts do NOT end/show the typically expected comeshot. [read the full review]
review from 4/20/2007:
Femme-centric release sporting a predominantly 'women of color' cast. 'Afrodite' is played by the lovely Simone Valentino, & her crush object is none other than porn legend... Mr Marcus. Lotsa story here, a send up of the stereotypes the rap/pop game produce... geared strongly towards women... the sex acts do NOT end/show the typically expected comeshot. [read the full review]