They need to make a sequel to the Turtles parody- fx. a foursome with Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady or have actully suck one of the green plastic cocks
meditiation before you go to your mrtial arts training session with Master Splinter to fight his sworn nemesis and killer of his master Hamato Yoshi, the Shredder
I won't name names, but a lot of people that do what I do would stick their tongues in a paper shredder if they thought it'd get them a few extra clicks