Reviews of Sandy Simmers Movies with Trailers (8)
Innocence: Bad Bad Girl review summaries:
DAF1740's
In a film that's both artistic and raunchy, Ninn Works gives us five scenes that provide a lot of variety in terms of women and sex. A hit or miss, depending upon whether or not you dig the performers. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2008:
In a film that's both artistic and raunchy, Ninn Works gives us five scenes that provide a lot of variety in terms of women and sex. A hit or miss, depending upon whether or not you dig the performers. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sophia, Chris Charming, Asia, Steve Holmes, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Franco Roccaforte, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Ben English, Julie Silver, Jazz Duro, Lauren Phoenix, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Janet Alfano, Joachim Kessef, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Tyla Wynn, Aurianna, Angela Winter, Sandy Simmers, Marco Banderas
Studio: New Sensations
Release date: 10/16/2007
Previews: Previews
2 Dicks 1 Hole 2 review summaries:
Sean Renaud's
Two dicks one hole, twelve scenes, two hundred and seventy minutes of intense fucking action. Every girl puts on a great show that is more than more and more intense than the one before it. Ive never seen a girl stretched out like that before, and now I get to watch over a dozen girls get it like that. If you enjoy the concept pick this film up, and more than that if youve never seen it or youre a bit curious what it looks like check this out. [read the full review]
review from 11/5/2007:
Two dicks one hole, twelve scenes, two hundred and seventy minutes of intense fucking action. Every girl puts on a great show that is more than more and more intense than the one before it. Ive never seen a girl stretched out like that before, and now I get to watch over a dozen girls get it like that. If you enjoy the concept pick this film up, and more than that if youve never seen it or youre a bit curious what it looks like check this out. [read the full review]
Blood Lake review summaries:
Flash's
Blood Lake has nothing to offer any viewers. It is an utter failure at being a horror movie and it is an utter failure at being an adult entertainment movie. I can't recommend this movie to anyone. The lack of extras and problem with the transfer make this release an easy pass. [read the full review]
review from 10/27/2015:
Blood Lake has nothing to offer any viewers. It is an utter failure at being a horror movie and it is an utter failure at being an adult entertainment movie. I can't recommend this movie to anyone. The lack of extras and problem with the transfer make this release an easy pass. [read the full review]
classix comment's
This movie is barely worth mentioning. It is by far one of the worst "narrative" modern porns I've ever seen. Avoid this garbage. [read the full review]
review from 1/5/2008:
This movie is barely worth mentioning. It is by far one of the worst "narrative" modern porns I've ever seen. Avoid this garbage. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Janiero, Joe Cool, Vanessa Lane, Sandy Simmers, Bailey O'Dare, Brian Foxxx, Leah Lexington, Rossana, Sheila Marie
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Directed by: Falco Zito
Release date: 6/13/2006
Previews: Previews
I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 3 review summaries:
MD James'
Title: I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 3 Released by: White Ghetto Films (Devils Film) Reviewed by MD James After having the pleasure of reviewing "I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 2", I hoped that the next video of this series would be along the same lines, and maybe be a bit better, since number two had a few flaws with the whole MILF theme. Sadly, thats not the case. Oh, dont worry, we still have five mature and horny women getting their fill of cock and sperm. But this time around, Director Mario Cassini decided to get rid of the whole story idea and just have the women getting fucked. Its somewhat disappointing since the story sets up the whole idea of these mature women being moms and not desperately horny old maids. By the way, in keeping with tradition here in this series, we have no idea who the guys are in this video. Im sure they have names, but nobody thought to list them. [read the full review]
review from 7/24/2006:
Title: I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 3 Released by: White Ghetto Films (Devils Film) Reviewed by MD James After having the pleasure of reviewing "I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom 2", I hoped that the next video of this series would be along the same lines, and maybe be a bit better, since number two had a few flaws with the whole MILF theme. Sadly, thats not the case. Oh, dont worry, we still have five mature and horny women getting their fill of cock and sperm. But this time around, Director Mario Cassini decided to get rid of the whole story idea and just have the women getting fucked. Its somewhat disappointing since the story sets up the whole idea of these mature women being moms and not desperately horny old maids. By the way, in keeping with tradition here in this series, we have no idea who the guys are in this video. Im sure they have names, but nobody thought to list them. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Synopsis 5 scenes, 5 'milfs'. Some famous, Vanessa Lane. Some not, Sandy Simmers. Mrs B & I likey da milfs, so let's see what transpires. Scene 1 Laeh Lexington. Auburn hair with BIG, natural breastesess, bald beaver,nylons. Takes on 2 dudes...mish/oral, rcg/oral, spoon/oral, each guy creampies inside her vaginally. Verdict, We likey. Scene 2 Sandy Simmers.Blond w/medium fakies, bald beaver, nylons. Oral, followed by all vaginal;mish, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl(standing), mish...creampie. Verdict, Ok. Scene 3 Rossana.Long, dark hair. BIG fakies. Trimmed bush, nylons. Oral, doggy & mish vaginal, then mish & doggy anal. More mish anal, then anal creampie. Verdict, besides the too big implants, this was a good scene...we likey. Scene 4 Bailey O'Dare. Redhead w/medium fakies.Bald beaver, nylons. Oral, doggy & mish vaginal, then, doggy & mish anal. Cowgirl vaginal, mish vaginal.....creampie. Verdict, Good enthusiasm, pretty milf, anal.....we likey. Scene 5 Vanessa Lane. Brunette w/medium fakies. Bald beaver, nylons. [read the full review]
review from 7/22/2006:
Synopsis 5 scenes, 5 'milfs'. Some famous, Vanessa Lane. Some not, Sandy Simmers. Mrs B & I likey da milfs, so let's see what transpires. Scene 1 Laeh Lexington. Auburn hair with BIG, natural breastesess, bald beaver,nylons. Takes on 2 dudes...mish/oral, rcg/oral, spoon/oral, each guy creampies inside her vaginally. Verdict, We likey. Scene 2 Sandy Simmers.Blond w/medium fakies, bald beaver, nylons. Oral, followed by all vaginal;mish, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl(standing), mish...creampie. Verdict, Ok. Scene 3 Rossana.Long, dark hair. BIG fakies. Trimmed bush, nylons. Oral, doggy & mish vaginal, then mish & doggy anal. More mish anal, then anal creampie. Verdict, besides the too big implants, this was a good scene...we likey. Scene 4 Bailey O'Dare. Redhead w/medium fakies.Bald beaver, nylons. Oral, doggy & mish vaginal, then, doggy & mish anal. Cowgirl vaginal, mish vaginal.....creampie. Verdict, Good enthusiasm, pretty milf, anal.....we likey. Scene 5 Vanessa Lane. Brunette w/medium fakies. Bald beaver, nylons. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Cassandra, Victoria, Serena [I] (ambiguous), Bambi, Chole, Page Turner, Michelle Christian, Renee Pornero, Katie Rae, Desire Moore, Malezia, Georgia Southe, Holly Wellin, Hailey Young, Kimmie Cream, Courtney Cummz, Patricia Petite, Brianna Love, Jackie Ashe, Rosanna Rose, Ria Lynn, Nikki Nievez, Freddie Elle, Shanice, Sandy Simmers, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Angelina Bonet, Jessica Jammer, Emma Jade, Marissa Jayden, Susie Ink, Trista Tanner, Dasani Lezian, Roxxxy Rush, Sasha Knox, Crystal Heart, Leah Stevenson, Kaci Starr, Ashley Cobain, Cosette, Hunter Paige, Laura Seacord, Lyndsay Layne, Tasha Petite, Vicky Valentine, Violet Hughes, Stephanie Renee, Jaylie Zane, Shawna Lenee, Vandal Vyxen
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Release date: 3/9/2006
Previews: Previews
50 To 1 2 review summaries:
LSBReviews'
50 to 1 #2 Produced 09/05 Platinum X Pictures Disc One: 208 minutes Disc Two: 184 minutes Directed by: Brandon Iron Starring Disc One: Brianna Love, Michelle Christian, Jessica Jammer, Dasani Lezian, Serena, Page Turner, Kaci Starr, Sasha Knox, Emma Jade, Charlotte Webb, Crystal Heart, Rosanna Rose, Trista Tanner, Angelina Bonet, Violet Hughes, Freddie Elle, Hunter Paige, Chloe, Malezia, Shanice, Zophia Myaw, Kimmie Kream, Patricia Petite, Cassandra and Brandon Iron. Starring: Disc Two: Courtney Cummz, Kara Mynor, Ria Lynn, Stefanie Renee, Jackie Ashe, Nikki Nievez, Tasha, Lyndsay Layne, Katie Ray, Desire Moore, Renee Pornero, Roxxxy Rush, Hailey Young, Leah Stevenson, Ashley Cobain, Laura Seacord, Holly Wellin, Marissa Jayden, Cosette, Georgia Southe, Sandy Summers, Vicky Valentine, Jeannie Marie Sullivan, Victoria, Susie Ink, Bambi and Brandon Iron. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Somebody call Guinness. [read the full review]
review from 5/23/2006:
50 to 1 #2 Produced 09/05 Platinum X Pictures Disc One: 208 minutes Disc Two: 184 minutes Directed by: Brandon Iron Starring Disc One: Brianna Love, Michelle Christian, Jessica Jammer, Dasani Lezian, Serena, Page Turner, Kaci Starr, Sasha Knox, Emma Jade, Charlotte Webb, Crystal Heart, Rosanna Rose, Trista Tanner, Angelina Bonet, Violet Hughes, Freddie Elle, Hunter Paige, Chloe, Malezia, Shanice, Zophia Myaw, Kimmie Kream, Patricia Petite, Cassandra and Brandon Iron. Starring: Disc Two: Courtney Cummz, Kara Mynor, Ria Lynn, Stefanie Renee, Jackie Ashe, Nikki Nievez, Tasha, Lyndsay Layne, Katie Ray, Desire Moore, Renee Pornero, Roxxxy Rush, Hailey Young, Leah Stevenson, Ashley Cobain, Laura Seacord, Holly Wellin, Marissa Jayden, Cosette, Georgia Southe, Sandy Summers, Vicky Valentine, Jeannie Marie Sullivan, Victoria, Susie Ink, Bambi and Brandon Iron. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Somebody call Guinness. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
The whole concept of 50 to 1 is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state. Sometimes, the girls are coming off another scene he shot. Sometimes, the girls are auditioning in his office. Sometimes I guess they're coming by to pick up the check and he has an impromptu shoot. All of the scenes involve pov blowjobs, many involve footjobs, but some girls get fucked and some take it in the ass. I realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but geeze, it seems like Brandon was in a hurry to get 50 girls tally and out of the way. He should just put the hundred or two hundred dollar away and not shoot some of these girls. [read the full review]
review from 4/3/2006:
The whole concept of 50 to 1 is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state. Sometimes, the girls are coming off another scene he shot. Sometimes, the girls are auditioning in his office. Sometimes I guess they're coming by to pick up the check and he has an impromptu shoot. All of the scenes involve pov blowjobs, many involve footjobs, but some girls get fucked and some take it in the ass. I realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but geeze, it seems like Brandon was in a hurry to get 50 girls tally and out of the way. He should just put the hundred or two hundred dollar away and not shoot some of these girls. [read the full review]
Fucking In the Name Of Science review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 87 min.) Production Date: 10 / 11 / 2005 Director: Caesar Bonobo Cast: Nicki Hunter, Roxetta, Felix Vicious, Katja Kassin, Sandy Simmers, Dillan Lauren, Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Van Damage, and Chris Cannon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Theres something about this one that looks like a lot of fun. I cant say why, but Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty average, and doesnt come close to living up to its potential. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a little humor thrown in with some average sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see the performers used to their full potential The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, although I did hear a couple very minor background noises. The video is also nicely handled. To start with, its very nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen rather than going with the bargain basement method of non-anamorphic. [read the full review]
review from 5/1/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 87 min.) Production Date: 10 / 11 / 2005 Director: Caesar Bonobo Cast: Nicki Hunter, Roxetta, Felix Vicious, Katja Kassin, Sandy Simmers, Dillan Lauren, Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Van Damage, and Chris Cannon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Theres something about this one that looks like a lot of fun. I cant say why, but Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty average, and doesnt come close to living up to its potential. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a little humor thrown in with some average sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see the performers used to their full potential The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, although I did hear a couple very minor background noises. The video is also nicely handled. To start with, its very nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen rather than going with the bargain basement method of non-anamorphic. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mark Davis, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Delilah Strong, Julia Bond, Natasha Ravens, Sandy Simmers, Crissy Cums
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Release date: 7/13/2005
Previews: Previews
Craving Big Cocks 7 (New Sensations) review summaries:
Nutty Buddy's
Craving Big Cocks #7 STUDIO: New Sensations DIRECTOR:Tyrone Shuz CAST:Julia Bond, Delilah Strong, Natasha Ravens, Crissy Cums, Sandy Summer, Ben English, Mr Pete, Mark Ashley & Mark Davis REVIEW: Maybe I'm crazy but looking at the back cover, do you get the impression that Julia Bond (left,middle) does anal in this movie? That's the impression I got. Since she doesn't take it up the ass reverse cowgirl like the picture prominently positioned on the backcover suggests, I think it's wrong on so many levels. Her scene is good and hard nevertheless. I thought Natasha Ravens (right,middle) was very nice to look at but she's not much of a performer. I did a search for her and it looks like she's a one hitter-quitter anyway. Chrissy Cums (right,bottom) wasn't as nice to look at and was even duller as a performer. Sandy Summer does double vaginal and does have flashes of excitement but for the most part she seemed uptight. [read the full review]
review from 10/25/2005:
Craving Big Cocks #7 STUDIO: New Sensations DIRECTOR:Tyrone Shuz CAST:Julia Bond, Delilah Strong, Natasha Ravens, Crissy Cums, Sandy Summer, Ben English, Mr Pete, Mark Ashley & Mark Davis REVIEW: Maybe I'm crazy but looking at the back cover, do you get the impression that Julia Bond (left,middle) does anal in this movie? That's the impression I got. Since she doesn't take it up the ass reverse cowgirl like the picture prominently positioned on the backcover suggests, I think it's wrong on so many levels. Her scene is good and hard nevertheless. I thought Natasha Ravens (right,middle) was very nice to look at but she's not much of a performer. I did a search for her and it looks like she's a one hitter-quitter anyway. Chrissy Cums (right,bottom) wasn't as nice to look at and was even duller as a performer. Sandy Summer does double vaginal and does have flashes of excitement but for the most part she seemed uptight. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Shai Lee, Arcadia, Avy Lee Roth, Heidi Besk, Isabel Caruso, Daisy Dean, Ali Kat, Sandy Simmers
Studio: Devil's Film
Release date: 4/4/2005
Previews: Previews
Cum Filled Throats 9 review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Cum Filled Throats #9 is an all-blowjob flick featuring some girls best described as really desperate for a paycheck. While none of the nine girls are ugly, few would even get a second glance from most guys if they walked into a crowded room. The oral talents of the girls also falls somewhat short of first rate. Part of the problem stems from the guys theyre working with, several of whom have a tough time getting and keeping stiff wood. The guys also do their very best to choke the girls to death with their cocks. The throat gagging results in a lot of slobber all over the girls faces and bodies. This leads, of course, to the always pleasant mascara running down the face look that some fans apparently find attractive. The first two girls, Heidi Besk and Gianna, take in-mouth cumshots that could have been faked. All the others, including Sandy Summers and Avy Lee Roth in the only double-team blowjob, take open-mouth frostings. [read the full review]
review from 5/21/2005:
Cum Filled Throats #9 is an all-blowjob flick featuring some girls best described as really desperate for a paycheck. While none of the nine girls are ugly, few would even get a second glance from most guys if they walked into a crowded room. The oral talents of the girls also falls somewhat short of first rate. Part of the problem stems from the guys theyre working with, several of whom have a tough time getting and keeping stiff wood. The guys also do their very best to choke the girls to death with their cocks. The throat gagging results in a lot of slobber all over the girls faces and bodies. This leads, of course, to the always pleasant mascara running down the face look that some fans apparently find attractive. The first two girls, Heidi Besk and Gianna, take in-mouth cumshots that could have been faked. All the others, including Sandy Summers and Avy Lee Roth in the only double-team blowjob, take open-mouth frostings. [read the full review]