Reviews of Rich Handsome Movies with Trailers (8)
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Philippe Dean, Roberto Malone, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Mike Foster, Dolly Golden, Kristina, Katy, Barbara, Silvia Saint, Blondie, Daniel, Violet, Mercedes, John Walton, Christina, Frank Gun, Monica, Nikita, Zoltan, Rich Handsome, Nacho Vidal, Monique Covet, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Robert Rosenberg, Layla Jade, Daniella Rush, George, Alain Deloin, Karl Ben, Katalin, Vanda, Kyra, Kevin Long, Laura Angel, Cassandra Wild, Dita, Philippe Soine, Katarina Martinez, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Joy, Bea, Lea de Mae, James Brossman, Nomi, Georgette, Sebastian Barrio, Melody Kord, Franco Roccaforte, Nataly Dune, Elone, Denisa, Pascal St. James, Ian Scott, Max Cortes, Angelica Bright, Sunny Blue, Sharon Bright, Toni Ribas, Michelle Wild, Mandy Bright, Dominica Leoni, Jodie Moore, Tony Toscany, Juliano Ferraz, Jane Darling, Elza Brown, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Steve Hooper, Jennifer Dark, Joachim Kessef, Manuel, Tony De Sergio, Sarah O'Neal, Viktor, Goldie McHawn, Gabriel Montoya, Sophia Gently, Krystal de Boor, Jean-Pierre Armand, Suzi Nero, Jyulia, Andor, Arpad, Liza Pinelli
Studio: Private
Release date: 7/5/2004
Previews: Previews
Best by Private 59: Cum Suckers review summaries:
baskkk2003's
Review of Cum Suckers 'Cum Suckers' is a cumshot compilation from Private, with selections ranging across a number of Private directors and stars. Apparently the directors were asked to nominate some of their own favourite moments for inclusion. The movie is arranged in five 'scenes', each one comprising sequences from several films. The source of every sequence is given in the film's 'Production Notes', together with the identities of the stars, but where the source is a 'short' rather than a feature film only the title of the vignette is given - not the title of the DVD. Each sequence is about three minutes long, comprising edited highlights of the original scene with sex in various positions before the cumshot itself. Thus the viewer has the chance to get a good look at each girl and acquire 'a sense of her' before she is blasted with cum. There are plenty of DPs on offer, pussy fucking and anal, and in most cases the grand climax is a facial. I'd recommend this compilation, even if you already own a number of the Private films from which the sequences are sourced. [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2005:
Review of Cum Suckers 'Cum Suckers' is a cumshot compilation from Private, with selections ranging across a number of Private directors and stars. Apparently the directors were asked to nominate some of their own favourite moments for inclusion. The movie is arranged in five 'scenes', each one comprising sequences from several films. The source of every sequence is given in the film's 'Production Notes', together with the identities of the stars, but where the source is a 'short' rather than a feature film only the title of the vignette is given - not the title of the DVD. Each sequence is about three minutes long, comprising edited highlights of the original scene with sex in various positions before the cumshot itself. Thus the viewer has the chance to get a good look at each girl and acquire 'a sense of her' before she is blasted with cum. There are plenty of DPs on offer, pussy fucking and anal, and in most cases the grand climax is a facial. I'd recommend this compilation, even if you already own a number of the Private films from which the sequences are sourced. [read the full review]
Tongue in Groove's
All the things I loath about Euro porn (Private, specifically) are on display in the Best of Private's "Cum Suckers. This compilation DVD claims to include 50 girls displayed over more than two hours. That may well be, but I lost track after about 20 scenes. As usual with the Euros, they do not identify the performers. Which is a shame, because many of the girls are downright beautiful. The least attractive girls would have to be considered good looking. I would like to obtain some of the original features based on what I saw here. But, alas, Ill never figure out who these girls are, nor the original features the scenes were clipped from. Note: a cast list is included in the DVD extras, but it is impossible to follow after the first four scenes. Euro girls know three things: how to take it up the ass, how to accept an open-mouth facial, and how to clean up afterward. [read the full review]
review from 11/29/2004:
All the things I loath about Euro porn (Private, specifically) are on display in the Best of Private's "Cum Suckers. This compilation DVD claims to include 50 girls displayed over more than two hours. That may well be, but I lost track after about 20 scenes. As usual with the Euros, they do not identify the performers. Which is a shame, because many of the girls are downright beautiful. The least attractive girls would have to be considered good looking. I would like to obtain some of the original features based on what I saw here. But, alas, Ill never figure out who these girls are, nor the original features the scenes were clipped from. Note: a cast list is included in the DVD extras, but it is impossible to follow after the first four scenes. Euro girls know three things: how to take it up the ass, how to accept an open-mouth facial, and how to clean up afterward. [read the full review]
Legal Tender 2 (Madness) review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Legal Tender #2 tries to poke fun at the porn stereotypes weve watched for decades. But the humor gets lost somewhere along the way in this Andre Madness spoof. Pizza Guy starts off with Tony Tedeschi delivering a sausage pizza to Christie Lee. Thirty seconds into the dialogue, the alleged director and cameraman come onscreen to have a fake disagreement over the lame script (which it is). When the guys finally stop their inane, unfunny commentary, Tony and Christie begin having fun. Its a decent scene that ends with Christie jerking him off all over her smiling face. Strip Club seems to take forever to set up the sex between August and Barrett Blade. They talk incessantly about how this stripper/customer plot is so typical of porn fare. Finally, they start going at each other and have a spirited romp before he sprays her mug with Barrett juice. The director comes back to coach Brandon Iron at the beginning of his scene with Dana Vespoli entitled Locker Room. There is just too much dumb dialogue between the three of them to keep any heat in the scene. [read the full review]
review from 7/12/2004:
Legal Tender #2 tries to poke fun at the porn stereotypes weve watched for decades. But the humor gets lost somewhere along the way in this Andre Madness spoof. Pizza Guy starts off with Tony Tedeschi delivering a sausage pizza to Christie Lee. Thirty seconds into the dialogue, the alleged director and cameraman come onscreen to have a fake disagreement over the lame script (which it is). When the guys finally stop their inane, unfunny commentary, Tony and Christie begin having fun. Its a decent scene that ends with Christie jerking him off all over her smiling face. Strip Club seems to take forever to set up the sex between August and Barrett Blade. They talk incessantly about how this stripper/customer plot is so typical of porn fare. Finally, they start going at each other and have a spirited romp before he sprays her mug with Barrett juice. The director comes back to coach Brandon Iron at the beginning of his scene with Dana Vespoli entitled Locker Room. There is just too much dumb dialogue between the three of them to keep any heat in the scene. [read the full review]
Kelly's
Title: Legal Tender 2 Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 50 minutes (110 minutes) Production Date(s): February 17, 2004 Release Date: May 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Dcypher The Abridged Version: Here is the problem with parody: it has to be relevant. And even if it is relevant it will most probably feel dated several years after its release. For instance, there are jokes in Airplane (1980) that I do not get because they were only timely at the time it was made and I was not born until 1982. Just the same, there are probably jokes in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 (1994) that I get but kids in middle school or high school wouldnt. I felt that same sense of detachment that they would in that case while I was watching Dcyphers (Devan) porn parody Legal Tender 2 (2004). In the publicity hyping the release, Devan illustrated his intent to simply spoof the various young girl movies of the time. However, in execution we are given the pizza boy, the stripper, the cheerleader, the patient in a hospital, and the secretary. [read the full review]
review from 6/16/2004:
Title: Legal Tender 2 Company: Madness Pictures Length: 1 hour and 50 minutes (110 minutes) Production Date(s): February 17, 2004 Release Date: May 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Dcypher The Abridged Version: Here is the problem with parody: it has to be relevant. And even if it is relevant it will most probably feel dated several years after its release. For instance, there are jokes in Airplane (1980) that I do not get because they were only timely at the time it was made and I was not born until 1982. Just the same, there are probably jokes in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 (1994) that I get but kids in middle school or high school wouldnt. I felt that same sense of detachment that they would in that case while I was watching Dcyphers (Devan) porn parody Legal Tender 2 (2004). In the publicity hyping the release, Devan illustrated his intent to simply spoof the various young girl movies of the time. However, in execution we are given the pizza boy, the stripper, the cheerleader, the patient in a hospital, and the secretary. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here is a studio that I'm not real familiar with so what better way to get acquainted than to watch a young girl themed dvd. There are some real cuties here and I've seen all of them before so it will be nice to see them again. Upon clicking on a particular scene you are given the following options, Intro-- you know dialogue, followed by Oral, then Sex, and finally the Cumshot. This is always nice to see so if you want to skip the set up then you're able to go right to the cock sucking or perhaps some pussy licking. Christie Lee: This first scene has a title of " Pizza Guy" so I'm guessing she's going to not be eating a large slice of pepperoni! The scene itself starts out with Christie lying on a couch and she quickly opens up her sweater exposing her nice looking titties and she pulls her panties off so she can do a little stroking while she peruses her magazine. The shot stays pulled back for the most part which gives the viewer an overall shot of Christie who's really looking nice. [read the full review]
review from 5/31/2004:
Here is a studio that I'm not real familiar with so what better way to get acquainted than to watch a young girl themed dvd. There are some real cuties here and I've seen all of them before so it will be nice to see them again. Upon clicking on a particular scene you are given the following options, Intro-- you know dialogue, followed by Oral, then Sex, and finally the Cumshot. This is always nice to see so if you want to skip the set up then you're able to go right to the cock sucking or perhaps some pussy licking. Christie Lee: This first scene has a title of " Pizza Guy" so I'm guessing she's going to not be eating a large slice of pepperoni! The scene itself starts out with Christie lying on a couch and she quickly opens up her sweater exposing her nice looking titties and she pulls her panties off so she can do a little stroking while she peruses her magazine. The shot stays pulled back for the most part which gives the viewer an overall shot of Christie who's really looking nice. [read the full review]
Legal Tender 1 (Madness) review summaries:
Emahevul's
Director: Andre Madness Cast: Fallon Summers, Haley, Lily Thai, Simone, Gia Jordan, Tony Tedeschi, Rich Handsome, Talon, Van Damage, Benjamin Brat Themes: Young Girls, Anal Rimming, Oral Sex, Natural Boobs, Anal Sex, Sexual Fantasies Technical Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) Erotic Rating: Very Hot Length: 86 minutes Date Of Production: 1/22-24/04 Extras: * Behind the Scenes * Photo Slide show * Extras Rating: 1.5 (out of 5) Female Looks: 4.25 (out of 5) Male Looks: 3.5 (out of 5) Synopsis: Young girl, older guy fantasies are explored in this first release directed by Andre Madness for his own company. Scene 1: "Only In A Dream" - Fallon has that look of the next door neighbors "wild child" that we've all fantasized about, even when we choose not to admit it. She is slender and sports a set of natural and perky boobs. Fallon is on the phone with a girl friend talking about how she got grounded when her mom found her masturbating to her brother's porn collection, as well as Tony Tedeschi's mushroom tipped dick. [read the full review]
review from 6/9/2004:
Director: Andre Madness Cast: Fallon Summers, Haley, Lily Thai, Simone, Gia Jordan, Tony Tedeschi, Rich Handsome, Talon, Van Damage, Benjamin Brat Themes: Young Girls, Anal Rimming, Oral Sex, Natural Boobs, Anal Sex, Sexual Fantasies Technical Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) Erotic Rating: Very Hot Length: 86 minutes Date Of Production: 1/22-24/04 Extras: * Behind the Scenes * Photo Slide show * Extras Rating: 1.5 (out of 5) Female Looks: 4.25 (out of 5) Male Looks: 3.5 (out of 5) Synopsis: Young girl, older guy fantasies are explored in this first release directed by Andre Madness for his own company. Scene 1: "Only In A Dream" - Fallon has that look of the next door neighbors "wild child" that we've all fantasized about, even when we choose not to admit it. She is slender and sports a set of natural and perky boobs. Fallon is on the phone with a girl friend talking about how she got grounded when her mom found her masturbating to her brother's porn collection, as well as Tony Tedeschi's mushroom tipped dick. [read the full review]
Juggernauts (Mayhem) review summaries:
bluey37's
Juggernauts is a good Skeeter Kerkove movie. All the women have big breasts, sometimes a little too big. They are also wearing latex fetish clothes. Almost all the sex is anal and there are several anal creampies. Scene 3 with Nicole Sheridan was the best one in my opinion. [read the full review]
review from 6/25/2009:
Juggernauts is a good Skeeter Kerkove movie. All the women have big breasts, sometimes a little too big. They are also wearing latex fetish clothes. Almost all the sex is anal and there are several anal creampies. Scene 3 with Nicole Sheridan was the best one in my opinion. [read the full review]
mr october's
RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. (i usually don't view those.) the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: juggernauts from director skeeter kerkove at mayhem productions. this one features a theme of large breasted women. of course being directed by skeeter kerkove, it also focuses on anal sex. SCENE 1: diamond with alex sanders. solo introduction. includes smoking. diamond has longer blond hair and is wearing a red bikini with platform heels. diamond lies on her back and allows alex to lick and finger her pussy and ass. diamond gets on her knees and sucks, deep throats and gags on alex's cock. [read the full review]
review from 5/29/2004:
RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. (i usually don't view those.) the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: juggernauts from director skeeter kerkove at mayhem productions. this one features a theme of large breasted women. of course being directed by skeeter kerkove, it also focuses on anal sex. SCENE 1: diamond with alex sanders. solo introduction. includes smoking. diamond has longer blond hair and is wearing a red bikini with platform heels. diamond lies on her back and allows alex to lick and finger her pussy and ass. diamond gets on her knees and sucks, deep throats and gags on alex's cock. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Natasha, Philippe Dean, Eva Falk, David Perry, Dina Jewel, John Walton, Rich Handsome, Mona Lisa, Richard Langin, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Philippe Soine, Julia Taylor, Mephisto, Sebastian Barrio, Zsofi, Elone, Pascal St. James, Jennifer Red, Erika Fire, Jack Slater, Maria Bellucci, Frank Versace
Studio: Private
Release date: 3/27/2003
Previews: Previews
Best By Private 42: Redheads On Fire review summaries:
Nat Hocken's
Portrait of a Private Girl. Shes sexy, young, and most likely Hungarian; a trooper who takes it in the ass deep, hard, and fast, and is nearly as willing to accommodate two cocks at once in a double-penetration scenario; shes a girl whos decided that if money comes without orgasm, so much the simpler for her; and no matter how many cocks are thrown at her in a given scene, shes going to make damn sure she doesnt give a respectable blowjob to any of them. Portrait of a Reviewer Who Loves Sexy, Young, Hungarian Women Who Arent Afraid of a Little Anal Activity, But Is Sick And Tired of Chicks Who Never Cum and Who Think A Headjob Counts as a Professional Sexual Performance.Oh. Well, picture painted, I guess. I know, I knowwho watches a Private film for the blowjobs, anyway? My problem is, unless theres a chick on the boxcover trussed up like a Christmas turkey with a ball-gag in her mouth, porn is pretty much porn to me, and I approach it all with much the same hopes and expectations; to wit, pretty women and great sex. [read the full review]
review from 7/10/2003:
Portrait of a Private Girl. Shes sexy, young, and most likely Hungarian; a trooper who takes it in the ass deep, hard, and fast, and is nearly as willing to accommodate two cocks at once in a double-penetration scenario; shes a girl whos decided that if money comes without orgasm, so much the simpler for her; and no matter how many cocks are thrown at her in a given scene, shes going to make damn sure she doesnt give a respectable blowjob to any of them. Portrait of a Reviewer Who Loves Sexy, Young, Hungarian Women Who Arent Afraid of a Little Anal Activity, But Is Sick And Tired of Chicks Who Never Cum and Who Think A Headjob Counts as a Professional Sexual Performance.Oh. Well, picture painted, I guess. I know, I knowwho watches a Private film for the blowjobs, anyway? My problem is, unless theres a chick on the boxcover trussed up like a Christmas turkey with a ball-gag in her mouth, porn is pretty much porn to me, and I approach it all with much the same hopes and expectations; to wit, pretty women and great sex. [read the full review]
Pirate 6: Broken Dreams review summaries:
edsa's
Pirate Video 6: Broken Dreams (1998) 77 min Studio Private Director Frank Thring The Women Miralda, Goldie McHawn, Angelica, Gabriella DVD Format Single Layer Special Features Interactive menus, chapter selection, trailers, report, gallery, biographies, production notesPros Miralda Cons Goldie McHawn Raincoat FactorMedium [ /image ] --> The Hype: Miralda wants to remember a better life where her lover would be right beside her.Organization: Sex vignettes very loosely connected to each other. Everything seemed to be going Miralda's way. . .having a model like figure, a provincial Austrian mansion, and a romantic lover. Like gravity, her romantic story book life returns to ground zero. Instead of gripping with reality, she spends her time fantasizing about her past romances. [read the full review]
review from 3/27/2002:
Pirate Video 6: Broken Dreams (1998) 77 min Studio Private Director Frank Thring The Women Miralda, Goldie McHawn, Angelica, Gabriella DVD Format Single Layer Special Features Interactive menus, chapter selection, trailers, report, gallery, biographies, production notesPros Miralda Cons Goldie McHawn Raincoat FactorMedium [ /image ] --> The Hype: Miralda wants to remember a better life where her lover would be right beside her.Organization: Sex vignettes very loosely connected to each other. Everything seemed to be going Miralda's way. . .having a model like figure, a provincial Austrian mansion, and a romantic lover. Like gravity, her romantic story book life returns to ground zero. Instead of gripping with reality, she spends her time fantasizing about her past romances. [read the full review]
Gladiator (Pleasure) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 8 / 2000 (cover) 9 / 2000 (feature) Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Evan Stone, Julie Meadows, Joel Lawrence, Angelica Sin, Bridgette Kerkove, Jessie Jordan, Chantal Lace, Kyle Stone, Rich Handsome, and Shay Sweet Initial Expectations: Theres some great people leading the cast and Canterbury can make a very good adult film, so I have pretty good hopes. Initial Reaction: Its very well done. Who Should Watch It : Fans of well done and well acted porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for more extreme sex and raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video has a little grain and a few flashes of pixelation, but neither interfere with the feature at all. Music: The music is a mix of a sexy jazz style and music that seems better fit for a mainstream movie but works well here also. Theyre both normally way too loud. [read the full review]
review from 11/25/2001:
Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 8 / 2000 (cover) 9 / 2000 (feature) Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Evan Stone, Julie Meadows, Joel Lawrence, Angelica Sin, Bridgette Kerkove, Jessie Jordan, Chantal Lace, Kyle Stone, Rich Handsome, and Shay Sweet Initial Expectations: Theres some great people leading the cast and Canterbury can make a very good adult film, so I have pretty good hopes. Initial Reaction: Its very well done. Who Should Watch It : Fans of well done and well acted porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for more extreme sex and raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video has a little grain and a few flashes of pixelation, but neither interfere with the feature at all. Music: The music is a mix of a sexy jazz style and music that seems better fit for a mainstream movie but works well here also. Theyre both normally way too loud. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ian Daniels, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Mark Anthony, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Release date: 5/4/2000
Previews: Previews
Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 4 / 10 / 1998 Director: Nina Hartley Cast: Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Inari Vachs, Dee, Ian Daniels, Mark Anthony, and the ironically named Rich Handsome Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Ninas educational series, so Im not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its well done and fun to watch. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about sex toys but isnt sure where to start or who has chipped their teeth with a vibrator Who Should Avoid It: People looking for male anal sex toy information Audio /Video Quality: As usual with the earlier installments of Nina Hartleys educational features, the technical aspects leave quite a bit to be desired. The audio is a little muffled and often has a few balance problems. The video is has much more grain than normal, and is fairly comparable to a movie thats shot on film. Music: The music has the cheesy style that people have made fun of since the start of porn. [read the full review]
review from 1/19/2002:
Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 4 / 10 / 1998 Director: Nina Hartley Cast: Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Inari Vachs, Dee, Ian Daniels, Mark Anthony, and the ironically named Rich Handsome Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Ninas educational series, so Im not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its well done and fun to watch. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about sex toys but isnt sure where to start or who has chipped their teeth with a vibrator Who Should Avoid It: People looking for male anal sex toy information Audio /Video Quality: As usual with the earlier installments of Nina Hartleys educational features, the technical aspects leave quite a bit to be desired. The audio is a little muffled and often has a few balance problems. The video is has much more grain than normal, and is fairly comparable to a movie thats shot on film. Music: The music has the cheesy style that people have made fun of since the start of porn. [read the full review]
Draken's
Pre-Viewing Expectations I'm not expecting a traditional skin flick with this feature. It should be more of a tutorial layout, with some demonstrations of the use of toys. The Main Event The movie opens with a monologue by Tina Hartley describing several class of toys, such as vibrating, penetrative toys, tactile toys, sensory depravation toys, and constrictive toys. She talks about safety, such as using flaired base anal toys so they aren't sucked in, and not placing the penis into something that doesn't open or easily streach, such as bottles. After the discussion of toys, the women from the three demonstration couples gets to pick out a few toys for them to try. While the women pick out toys, the guys are trying to race vibrating toys across a glass table. As Nina says, one needs to be able to laugh at sex, as it is sweaty and hair in the face fun. The three couples are left to their own devices, with Nina going from couple to couple talking about what they are doing, the toy being used. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 3/29/2001:Pre-Viewing Expectations I'm not expecting a traditional skin flick with this feature. It should be more of a tutorial layout, with some demonstrations of the use of toys. The Main Event The movie opens with a monologue by Tina Hartley describing several class of toys, such as vibrating, penetrative toys, tactile toys, sensory depravation toys, and constrictive toys. She talks about safety, such as using flaired base anal toys so they aren't sucked in, and not placing the penis into something that doesn't open or easily streach, such as bottles. After the discussion of toys, the women from the three demonstration couples gets to pick out a few toys for them to try. While the women pick out toys, the guys are trying to race vibrating toys across a glass table. As Nina says, one needs to be able to laugh at sex, as it is sweaty and hair in the face fun. The three couples are left to their own devices, with Nina going from couple to couple talking about what they are doing, the toy being used. [read the full review]