Reviews of Malibu Movies with Trailers (6)
Wicked MVP: Keri review summaries:
Boner Jams'
"Wicked MVP: Keri Sable" is a recently released compilation of the great Keri Sable. Ever since I've been into porn, I've enjoyed big-bust performers much more than smaller-chested women. Keri Sable was one of the key figures to show me the less-developed side of porn, the side where porn is all about energy and a nasty side, not just the Barbie doll measurements. Keri is a stunning looker in her own right, don't get me wrong. It's just that this gal used her sexual intensity in every scene to win me over instead of her breast size. This dvd compilation should be a very pleasant trip down memory lane. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2007:
"Wicked MVP: Keri Sable" is a recently released compilation of the great Keri Sable. Ever since I've been into porn, I've enjoyed big-bust performers much more than smaller-chested women. Keri Sable was one of the key figures to show me the less-developed side of porn, the side where porn is all about energy and a nasty side, not just the Barbie doll measurements. Keri is a stunning looker in her own right, don't get me wrong. It's just that this gal used her sexual intensity in every scene to win me over instead of her breast size. This dvd compilation should be a very pleasant trip down memory lane. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Wanda Curtis, Anita Dark, Jenna Haze, Alexis Malone, Cindy Crawford, Morgan March, Justine Joli, Malibu, Karlie Montana, Kirsten Price, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum Blue Productions
Directed by: Skye Blue
Release date: 7/17/2007
Previews: Previews
Jenna Haze's Girl Diaries review summaries:
astroknight's
Skye Blue goes the generic all girl movie route wrapping this one around girls writing about sexual experiences and fantasies in their diaries. Although this lets the setups be a bit varied, the scenes all go with a rigid formula that's more than noticeable by the end of the second scene and keeps up to the point that my eyes glazed over watching Jenna Haze get it on with Haley Paige. There's some good chemistry in the scenes, but the rigid sexual formula will probably hold the movie back for anybody who watches more than one scene at a time. The technical aspects are also pretty average and there's no real effort put into the extras. If you want lighter all girl action to watch one scene at a time this one will probably be worth picking up, but others might want to just rent or skip it. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2007:
Skye Blue goes the generic all girl movie route wrapping this one around girls writing about sexual experiences and fantasies in their diaries. Although this lets the setups be a bit varied, the scenes all go with a rigid formula that's more than noticeable by the end of the second scene and keeps up to the point that my eyes glazed over watching Jenna Haze get it on with Haley Paige. There's some good chemistry in the scenes, but the rigid sexual formula will probably hold the movie back for anybody who watches more than one scene at a time. The technical aspects are also pretty average and there's no real effort put into the extras. If you want lighter all girl action to watch one scene at a time this one will probably be worth picking up, but others might want to just rent or skip it. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Vicky Vette, Malibu, Gabriella Dreams, J.R. Langdon
Studio: Platinum Blue Productions
Directed by: Cash Markman
Release date: 3/26/2007
Previews: Previews
Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4 review summaries:
astroknight's
It's hard not to make fun of Gene Roddenberry's baby at times, especially when William Shatner is involved. Cash Markman shows that although not hard to make fun of, it can also be far from easy to do it right. His sci-fi spoof here falls short with jokes that more often just plain bad than funny along with sex that has trouble making it to the average level despite normally reliable talent like Katie Morgan and Rita Faltoyano for the ladies and Randy Spears and Mike Horner for the guys. The plot does come along as the movie goes on, but the sex never catches on. There's also no real effort put into the extras and the technical aspects just made it past the average level. Aim low if you can't resist this one. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2007:
It's hard not to make fun of Gene Roddenberry's baby at times, especially when William Shatner is involved. Cash Markman shows that although not hard to make fun of, it can also be far from easy to do it right. His sci-fi spoof here falls short with jokes that more often just plain bad than funny along with sex that has trouble making it to the average level despite normally reliable talent like Katie Morgan and Rita Faltoyano for the ladies and Randy Spears and Mike Horner for the guys. The plot does come along as the movie goes on, but the sex never catches on. There's also no real effort put into the extras and the technical aspects just made it past the average level. Aim low if you can't resist this one. [read the full review]
Barely Legal Innocence 5 review summaries:
Leeroy Magic's
Overall Barely Legal Innocence 5 is your average porno release with little replay value. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2007:
Overall Barely Legal Innocence 5 is your average porno release with little replay value. [read the full review]
Blue Collar Fantasies review summaries:
coolwriter's
Hello again this is coolwriter bringing you another review the best way I can. This movie is not bad it just could have been better but it does have some good in it. Scene One- keri Sable and Sativa are bass fishing when they catch a fish decide to slap hands and go at it. It starts off slow but it does get fast then the toys come out. I give this scene a 3 for hot bodies and good kissing. Scene two- Julia Ann and Nicole Sheridan are out hunting when they shoot something and high five each other and that's when they go in for the kiss. Things start off good epecially when Nicole takes off Julia's shirt but then it kinds of fall when they go into oral. This scene starts off good but falls when you see the girls are wearing boots which to me is a major turn off. Though I'll give it a 3.2 for good set up and the girls being hot. Scene Three- Julia Ann Keri Sable and Arianna Alyse are watching baseball with Julia cheering for the other team. The team Keri and Arianna are cheering for hits a homerun and Julia starts a food fight and the keri and Arianna pour drinks on he. [read the full review]
review from 10/4/2006:
Hello again this is coolwriter bringing you another review the best way I can. This movie is not bad it just could have been better but it does have some good in it. Scene One- keri Sable and Sativa are bass fishing when they catch a fish decide to slap hands and go at it. It starts off slow but it does get fast then the toys come out. I give this scene a 3 for hot bodies and good kissing. Scene two- Julia Ann and Nicole Sheridan are out hunting when they shoot something and high five each other and that's when they go in for the kiss. Things start off good epecially when Nicole takes off Julia's shirt but then it kinds of fall when they go into oral. This scene starts off good but falls when you see the girls are wearing boots which to me is a major turn off. Though I'll give it a 3.2 for good set up and the girls being hot. Scene Three- Julia Ann Keri Sable and Arianna Alyse are watching baseball with Julia cheering for the other team. The team Keri and Arianna are cheering for hits a homerun and Julia starts a food fight and the keri and Arianna pour drinks on he. [read the full review]
Gunth's
Welcome to Jonathan Morgans look at the lives of blue collar dykes. Randy Spears is our Camo-wearing tobacco spitting host for this lesbian romp in the woods. The movie is a series of vignettes with the girls doing good ol boy type stuff. In all fairness it should be red neck fantasies. Scene 1: Keri Sable and Savita Rose in Bass Fishing Scene 2: Nicole Sheridan & Julia Ann in Snyp Hunt Scene 3: Keri Sable & Julia Ann & Arianna Alyse in Sports Fans" Scene 4: Azalea Lee & Cindy Crawford in Grease Monkeys Scene 5: Keri Sable & Lexi L'Amour & Malibu in Poker Party Scene 6: Flower Tucci and Julia Ann in Foam Wrestling Some Specifics: Snyp Hunt Featured two big busted blondes wearing camo carrying guns. I think I lost it before they even started to get naked. The only scene with some serious mouth kissing before the sex, as only Julia Ann can do. Damn, Ive missed her. Foam Wrestling- Good start, the girls are wearing capes and start wrestling in a huge pool filled with foam. They fight until they pull all the clothes off each other, then they start making out. [read the full review]
review from 4/24/2006:
Welcome to Jonathan Morgans look at the lives of blue collar dykes. Randy Spears is our Camo-wearing tobacco spitting host for this lesbian romp in the woods. The movie is a series of vignettes with the girls doing good ol boy type stuff. In all fairness it should be red neck fantasies. Scene 1: Keri Sable and Savita Rose in Bass Fishing Scene 2: Nicole Sheridan & Julia Ann in Snyp Hunt Scene 3: Keri Sable & Julia Ann & Arianna Alyse in Sports Fans" Scene 4: Azalea Lee & Cindy Crawford in Grease Monkeys Scene 5: Keri Sable & Lexi L'Amour & Malibu in Poker Party Scene 6: Flower Tucci and Julia Ann in Foam Wrestling Some Specifics: Snyp Hunt Featured two big busted blondes wearing camo carrying guns. I think I lost it before they even started to get naked. The only scene with some serious mouth kissing before the sex, as only Julia Ann can do. Damn, Ive missed her. Foam Wrestling- Good start, the girls are wearing capes and start wrestling in a huge pool filled with foam. They fight until they pull all the clothes off each other, then they start making out. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sinn Sage, Montanna Rae, Malibu, Karlie Montana, Taylor Kurtis, Amy Ried, Nadia Hilton, Majesstic, Lisa Santiago, Halie James
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: David Luger
Release date: 9/19/2005
Previews: Previews
Strap It on 2 (Platinum X Pictures) review summaries:
jayo's
Another two-girl strap-on lesbian compilation. Five pairs of girls, one for each scene, plus extras. No-nonsense, this-aint-art stuff. Lighting is flat but good enough to see everything. The camera gets pointed where the action is. The music is the standard crap but unobtrusive. Models are pretty, but no Raquel Welches here. But the sets look like real houses, not just a corner in a warehouse where someone through a sheet over the sofa. What I like best is there's enough variation in the scenes to make things interesting. Majesstic and Nadia Hilton. Two blondes--one platinum, one natural. One girl wore glasses (a shame she took them off). One has large breasts and a vaginal piercing, the other small tits and a substantial tat on her back. Lot of kissing, some body licking and a little nipple-sucking (one girl says she enjoys sucking tit, but does very little of it). Then the strap-on comes out. There's a lot of simulated fellatio before the platinum blonde gets fucked. Then they switch and the natural blonde gets her turn. Keagan Styles & Karlie Montana. [read the full review]
review from 1/8/2006:
Another two-girl strap-on lesbian compilation. Five pairs of girls, one for each scene, plus extras. No-nonsense, this-aint-art stuff. Lighting is flat but good enough to see everything. The camera gets pointed where the action is. The music is the standard crap but unobtrusive. Models are pretty, but no Raquel Welches here. But the sets look like real houses, not just a corner in a warehouse where someone through a sheet over the sofa. What I like best is there's enough variation in the scenes to make things interesting. Majesstic and Nadia Hilton. Two blondes--one platinum, one natural. One girl wore glasses (a shame she took them off). One has large breasts and a vaginal piercing, the other small tits and a substantial tat on her back. Lot of kissing, some body licking and a little nipple-sucking (one girl says she enjoys sucking tit, but does very little of it). Then the strap-on comes out. There's a lot of simulated fellatio before the platinum blonde gets fucked. Then they switch and the natural blonde gets her turn. Keagan Styles & Karlie Montana. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Welcome smut fans to another volume for this g/g series where you also have some strap on action in conjunction with the other fine sapphic activities these girls do. This dvd offers a chance to oogle the perfect tits of Amy Reid and folks having seen her in person I can truly say these are among the best natural breasts in porn today and you see in the scene that Malibu was quite impressed with Amy's rack. Let's briefly hit the scenes as they all follow the same general pattern. Majesstic & Nadia Hilton: Ok we lead off with Majesstic in the shower putting on her outfit and you can tell why she's got her name as some rather large juggs are shown off. Going outside she spies Nadia in a swing and of course we get a great upskit shot showing off her panty region. Soon the girls get going with some kissing and nicely they head inside where the visuals stay strong.You get breast sampling, some pussy eating and they kiss some also. [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2005:
Welcome smut fans to another volume for this g/g series where you also have some strap on action in conjunction with the other fine sapphic activities these girls do. This dvd offers a chance to oogle the perfect tits of Amy Reid and folks having seen her in person I can truly say these are among the best natural breasts in porn today and you see in the scene that Malibu was quite impressed with Amy's rack. Let's briefly hit the scenes as they all follow the same general pattern. Majesstic & Nadia Hilton: Ok we lead off with Majesstic in the shower putting on her outfit and you can tell why she's got her name as some rather large juggs are shown off. Going outside she spies Nadia in a swing and of course we get a great upskit shot showing off her panty region. Soon the girls get going with some kissing and nicely they head inside where the visuals stay strong.You get breast sampling, some pussy eating and they kiss some also. [read the full review]