Blue Collar Fantasies Review

Reviewed by Gunth  on  4/24/2006

Welcome to Jonathan Morgan’s look at the lives of blue collar dykes. Randy Spears is our Camo-wearing tobacco spitting host for this lesbian romp in the woods. The movie is a series of vignettes with the girls doing good ol’ boy type stuff. In all fairness it should be red neck fantasies.

Scene 1: Keri Sable and Savita Rose in “Bass Fishing”
Scene 2: Nicole Sheridan & Julia Ann in “Snyp Hunt”
Scene 3: Keri Sable & Julia Ann & Arianna Alyse in “Sports Fans"
Scene 4: Azalea Lee & Cindy Crawford in “Grease Monkeys”
Scene 5: Keri Sable & Lexi L'Amour & Malibu in “Poker Party”
Scene 6: Flower Tucci and Julia Ann in “Foam Wrestling”

Some Specifics:

“Snyp Hunt” Featured two big busted blondes wearing camo carrying guns. I think I lost it before they even started to get naked. The only scene with some serious mouth kissing before the sex, as only Julia Ann can do. Damn, I’ve missed her.

“Foam Wrestling”- Good start, the girls are wearing capes and start wrestling in a huge pool filled with foam. They fight until they pull all the clothes off each other, then they start making out. Music in this scene was really annoying, hillbilly music while I am trying to watch two girls go down on each in a vat of foam is a good way to kill the mood. Camera work was weird too, was sped up to go along with the music. Absolutely no heat in this scene.

Keri Sable took anal beads in her first scene, and a dildo in her ass in the second.

In the End: This movie didn’t capture any actual chemistry between the girls. I would have liked to see some more kissing or some indication that the girls were having a good time. What it came down to was hot girls posing for the camera and shoving bright colored phallic shaped objects into orifices. There was also no real conclusions to the scenes, the girls would be going at it hot and heavy then the scene would end without any believable attempt to fake a climax.

Extras: Bonus scene from American Dreams, Photo Gallery, Star Gallery, Trailers, Behind the Scenes, and Extended Sex Scenes.

Questions/Comments? Gunth@my.adultdvdtalk.com