Reviews of Kleio Valentien Movies by Joanna Angel (7)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Derrick Pierce, Kleio Valentien, Arabelle Raphael, Moe Johnson, Sammie Six
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 9/23/2015
Previews: Previews
Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded And Pounded review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Burning Angel presents a parody film of the gorgeous UFC Fighter, Ronda Rousey. Upon close inspection, Kleio Valentien gives more than a passing resemblance to the champ. Sammie Six plays her #1 challenger Mischa Tate and Arabelle Raphael also has an appearance in this film. Joanna Angel directs this feature and the tattooed babes should have a good time in this one! [read the full review]
review from 11/8/2015:
Burning Angel presents a parody film of the gorgeous UFC Fighter, Ronda Rousey. Upon close inspection, Kleio Valentien gives more than a passing resemblance to the champ. Sammie Six plays her #1 challenger Mischa Tate and Arabelle Raphael also has an appearance in this film. Joanna Angel directs this feature and the tattooed babes should have a good time in this one! [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Strong, Will Powers, Tommy Pistol, Kleio Valentien, Sheena Rose, Necro Nicki
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 9/1/2013
Previews: Previews
BBQ Titmasters review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a very fun porn parody. There's nice chemistry in each of the sex scenes and plenty of fun to be had in the reality TV show parody between the scenes. The technical aspects show some very nice care and there's some nice effort put into the extras. If you're a fan of heavily inked girls and want a reality TV parody, this one is definitely worth your time and money. [read the full review]
review from 1/3/2015:
This is a very fun porn parody. There's nice chemistry in each of the sex scenes and plenty of fun to be had in the reality TV show parody between the scenes. The technical aspects show some very nice care and there's some nice effort put into the extras. If you're a fan of heavily inked girls and want a reality TV parody, this one is definitely worth your time and money. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Danny Wylde, Wolf Hudson, Brittany Lynn, Kleio Valentien, Phoenix Askani, Arabelle Raphael, Jessie Lee [I], Skin Diamond, Owen Gray, Sierra Cure, Larkin Lane
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol
Release date: 7/3/2013
Previews: Previews
Walking Dead, The: A Hardcore Parody review summaries:
bono-ONE's
A parody release from 2013 directed by and starring the team of Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol. They are taking on the popular show The Walking Dead and you see several favorite characters in this one get their fill of killing zombies but they also get their freak on with each other and the undead. Joanna and Tommy play Rick and Laurie but you also have favorites such as Shane, Michonne, Andrea, Glenn and Darryl all show up. As with most parodies you're interested to see which characters get it on with one another and in this release a couple highlight scenes involved Laurie taking on both her men at the same time, Shane & Rick, including some DP action! Another one has Michonne rescuing Andrea and then taking her to a hospital room where the two have some lesbian fun. There are good nods to the show throughout as well. [read the full review]
review from 4/12/2014:
A parody release from 2013 directed by and starring the team of Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol. They are taking on the popular show The Walking Dead and you see several favorite characters in this one get their fill of killing zombies but they also get their freak on with each other and the undead. Joanna and Tommy play Rick and Laurie but you also have favorites such as Shane, Michonne, Andrea, Glenn and Darryl all show up. As with most parodies you're interested to see which characters get it on with one another and in this release a couple highlight scenes involved Laurie taking on both her men at the same time, Shane & Rick, including some DP action! Another one has Michonne rescuing Andrea and then taking her to a hospital room where the two have some lesbian fun. There are good nods to the show throughout as well. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Derrick Pierce, Dana DeArmond, Jon Jon, Danny Wylde, Kleio Valentien, Krysta Kaos, Jessie Lee [I], Veruca James
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 7/18/2012
Previews: Previews
Baristas review summaries:
The D-Man's
Lets face it, coffee is king, and can be a great pick-me up any time of the day. However, at the coffee portrayed in this DVD from Burning Angel, the alt girls at Joannas Angels coffee shop (The Coffee Hole) have a different take on the concept of pick me up and as such, serve up some sex along with the morning joe. [read the full review]
review from 1/10/2013:
Lets face it, coffee is king, and can be a great pick-me up any time of the day. However, at the coffee portrayed in this DVD from Burning Angel, the alt girls at Joannas Angels coffee shop (The Coffee Hole) have a different take on the concept of pick me up and as such, serve up some sex along with the morning joe. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Dana DeArmond, Dane Cross, Brian Street Team, Kleio Valentien, Jessie Lee [I], Skin Diamond, Kelly Chaos
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 9/28/2011
Previews: Previews
Kung Fu Pussy review summaries:
The D-Man's
Its martial arts inspired fists of furious fucking in this offering from Burning Angel, with three tattooed hotties taking on the evil James Deen. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2011:
Its martial arts inspired fists of furious fucking in this offering from Burning Angel, with three tattooed hotties taking on the evil James Deen. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), James Deen, Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Dana DeArmond, Mason Moore, Brian Street Team, Kleio Valentien, Moretta Coxxx
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 5/25/2010
Previews: Previews
Bartenders review summaries:
The D-Man's
A group of inked ladies running a bar have all sorts of sexual escapades. [read the full review]
review from 6/24/2010:
A group of inked ladies running a bar have all sorts of sexual escapades. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Keni Styles, Kleio Valentien
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 3/23/2010
Previews: Previews
Crushing On Kleio review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
Crushing on Kleio is the latest from Burning Angel Entertainment and after watching the scorching Friends Dont let Friends Fuck Alone 2 a few months ago, I was sure the Joanna and company would set the new standard in the Alt/Tat Porn Genre. Unfortunately, if they are setting a new standard in that genre, it wont be with this release. This feature stars Alt Model Kleio in all 6 scenes and except for scene 2; which is a MFM spit roast, all other scenes are one on one with 3 M/F, 1 solo, and 1 F/F. Kleio sports some interesting artwork that is highlighted very well, and puts in a good effort overall during the actual sex scenes, but when it comes time for the popshot , she takes the shots to her face, but it looks like shes tolerating it versus welcoming a moisturizing facial. Her girl on girl with Kristina Rose is nice, but its not going to break any new ground on the girl on girl front. Pluses: Nice artwork on Kleio. [read the full review]
review from 5/27/2010:
Crushing on Kleio is the latest from Burning Angel Entertainment and after watching the scorching Friends Dont let Friends Fuck Alone 2 a few months ago, I was sure the Joanna and company would set the new standard in the Alt/Tat Porn Genre. Unfortunately, if they are setting a new standard in that genre, it wont be with this release. This feature stars Alt Model Kleio in all 6 scenes and except for scene 2; which is a MFM spit roast, all other scenes are one on one with 3 M/F, 1 solo, and 1 F/F. Kleio sports some interesting artwork that is highlighted very well, and puts in a good effort overall during the actual sex scenes, but when it comes time for the popshot , she takes the shots to her face, but it looks like shes tolerating it versus welcoming a moisturizing facial. Her girl on girl with Kristina Rose is nice, but its not going to break any new ground on the girl on girl front. Pluses: Nice artwork on Kleio. [read the full review]