Walking Dead, The: A Hardcore Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  4/12/2014

Hello porn fans. Wanted to say a few words about a title released through Burning Angel studios last year. This release gives us a pretty solid take on the popular show The Walking Dead. You might wonder how the producers will pull off a zombie parody of all things and I have to say that Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol plus a great crew did and fans of the series should like the sexual scene pairings too. Obviously there will be story changes to make the movie flow smoother but after watching I think most fans would agree they stick close enough to the story to make it worth your while. This particular parody centers on the early series so you don't see characters like the Governor and we miss seeing Maggie and her family too. I wouldn't be surprised to see a sequel that would bring these characters into play or at least I'd like to see one. Another strong element to this release would have to be the makeup and you have a solid team there that gets credit on screen as the movie ends along with others involved in this creative endeavor. A couple of the characters namely Carl the son and Sophia the daughter of Carol are both aged to a more appropriate porn level. The sets were also created well working with the solid camera work as the sex and action scenes were captured. Mike Quasar was brought in for this and that was a great choice. Now on to a few highlights.

Opening BJ for Tommy Pistol:

The first sex scene takes us pretty close to how the series began with Rick waking up in the hospital not really knowing where he is and what has gone on. He learns pretty quick that things have gone to shit and he even meets one of the zombies but this one doesn't want to take a bite out of him instead she's more interested in having a piece of his cock, in her mouth! Phoenix Askani gets the honors and it's a pretty straight forward blow job so far as zombie bjs go but when Tommy leaves his seed on her face we learn that jizz kills walkers! Tommy takes off and eventually finds his home but it's deserted.

RV Threeway:

The next scene brings in a very popular character, Darryl played here by Owen Grey and sadly it's a one scene appearance so here's another reason to do a second one to give Darryl more time as he never meets the main cast of peeps in this one. In this show Darryl decides to have a little fun taking out a few walkers until he finds a couple on an RV, Jessie Lee & Brittany Lynn, who look fuckable even made up as zombies! You get some shared knob polishing from the girls and there is some pussy pounding too which wasn't easy given they shot this inside an RV. The jizz flies ending both their lives and sadly no more Darryl.

Joanna Angel with Tommy Pistol & Tommy Gunn:

The movie then returns to the main story which finds Rick returning home and finding Laurie, Carl, Andrea and Shane there. We earlier in the show saw that Laurie and Shane were ready to get nasty but kept getting interrupted by Carl so now they were trying again in the bedroom when Rick walks in. Needless to say he wasn't happy, at first, but then the trio decide to go in another direction and have a threesome! Joanna does a solid job working their dicks and the guys both pros do the same taking on Joanna in all her holes! Knob polishing, pussy fucking and yes some anal as well adding the two double penetration positions too. Joanna takes both loads to her face and then things get interesting. Shane starts to flip out a little about losing his position with Laurie and things escalate until Shane is put down and Laurie puts the finishing touches on just after Shane has turned with a brutal shot down into his head leaving a red splatter on their wall. Carl has developed a fever and Andrea volunteers to go and fetch medicine. Carl still wanting to find his friend Sophia who promised him sex gets Rick and his mom to go off in search of her.

Skin Diamond & Kleio:

As Andrea goes to find the medicine she naturally runs into a few zombie friends who have their own ideas. Andrea is rescued by Michonne and this leads to one of the better sex scenes for this show and a most logical pairing I thought. The girls make great use of a hospital room to have their lesbian tryst and it features a lot of good oral sex with both doing some ass licking too. No toys were used either which was most pleasing to me. Sadly this marked Michonne's lone appearance in this show so yet another reason to make another movie to have more Skin!

Sophia & Carl:

This next scene is a little creepy perhaps for those who avidly watch the show as both Carl and Sophia were teens and young teens during it. Carl has grown up as you know while Sophia was sadly killed when she got separated from the main group. The people know how to kill the zombies and they stumble upon a location where they meet up with Glenn another popular character and he leads them up to a roof overlooking the city. There they find a walker who turns out conveniently to be Sophia. Carl is given his walking orders by Daddy and he heads over to sow his wild oats! In another very convenient development there's a mattress there the two get to use. Carl taking a chance eats some zombie pussy before laying pipe to her leading to the facial pop and Sophia is allowed to slump down to the mattress as Carl walks back over to his parents, now a full fledged man!

Zombie orgy:

The show is winding down, at least the first chapter in what should be a continuing series and the group finds the CDC. Bad news as they check the world wide web which is still working and see that the zombie plague is everywhere even in gay Paris. This doesn't sit well with Rick and he starts to lose it. More pressing matters happen as zombies start coming in but this is one pissed off group and they make quick work of this lot, save for two busty zombies who they decide to have a sexy romp with. You add in Andrea and Laurie along with Glenn and you had a nice little orgy scene. Strange how the zombies are pretty human when having sex as they kiss, eat pussy and suck cock all the while forgoing the passion to take a bit out of you. Every time one of them would suck a dick or balls I thought on the show of course they'd take a big nasty chunk out of that! The two zombies get theirs in the end and the show fades away leaving us to wonder if they will survive. Of course they do but we need another movie to tell more of the story!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

As a fan of the show this is based on I found the results here pretty close to what you see on the AMC show. Tommy and Joanna make a few changes but they made sense to me in order to advance the story plus they are on a porno budget which I imagine is quite a bit less than what AMC devotes to telling this graphic story. The sex was interesting since so much of it involved human on zombie banging. The Joanna Angel dp scene and the lesbian scene with Skin and Kleio led the way so far as the fucking goes I thought. Extras here included a nice BTS segment that offers up some good insights into how this was made. You get some trailers too. I loved how they called it Extra Shit rather than Extras and it's listed that way on screen. If you like the show then this parody is well worth checking out. It incorporates more than enough story elements to keep you interested while working in the nasty porno sex you want.