Reviews of Janis Jones Movies with Trailers (2)
Genderella review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
I picked this one up in a moment of madness (Im an obsessive-compulsive) because it was only 5 dollars in an auction site. It sat ignored for months before I managed to view it. Imagine my surprise to discover that I actually liked it! It is very elaborately done (for porn standards) with sets and costumes, and it is very, very funny. My biggest surprise, however, was that it was also very sexy, since Im not into drag queens or transsexuals. Lilienne Li (one of the latter) is Genderella whom we meet sweeping cinders on the hearth with the rattiest broom I have ever seen. It is totally useless. (Just like Liliennes cock as we shall soon see.) The two ugly stepsisters enter with cute young Chris Young in tow. (Chris is not listed on the cover, nor in the credits. I know he once appropriately used Chicken Young as a moniker and may be using another one here, but Chris Young is the name he decided to keep.) Chris is one of those little guys with big dicks that we would love to cuddle up to and his dick is perpetually hard even when he is in bed with these two dogs. Dogs. [read the full review]
review from 6/29/2002:
I picked this one up in a moment of madness (Im an obsessive-compulsive) because it was only 5 dollars in an auction site. It sat ignored for months before I managed to view it. Imagine my surprise to discover that I actually liked it! It is very elaborately done (for porn standards) with sets and costumes, and it is very, very funny. My biggest surprise, however, was that it was also very sexy, since Im not into drag queens or transsexuals. Lilienne Li (one of the latter) is Genderella whom we meet sweeping cinders on the hearth with the rattiest broom I have ever seen. It is totally useless. (Just like Liliennes cock as we shall soon see.) The two ugly stepsisters enter with cute young Chris Young in tow. (Chris is not listed on the cover, nor in the credits. I know he once appropriately used Chicken Young as a moniker and may be using another one here, but Chris Young is the name he decided to keep.) Chris is one of those little guys with big dicks that we would love to cuddle up to and his dick is perpetually hard even when he is in bed with these two dogs. Dogs. [read the full review]
Real Transsexuals review summaries:
BIGmike's
[NOTE : I will rate the transsexual performers separate from the Female performer rating in future reviews of Transsexual DVDs that I do.] Transsexual performer rating is: 4.0 The scenes in this film start off with a little interview before the action begins. Most of the transsexuals in this film are very attractive. Scene breakdowns : (the scenes were very simple, two stars per scene) SCENE ONE : Lisa Lawrence and Dirk Adams. Lisa is a very attractive TS with a big dick and nice breasts. The scene starts out with Lisa receiving a bj. Then the guy gets a bj while she strokes her cock. She gives the camera lots of eye contact. The guy fucks her in a couple of different positions all while she is stroking her cock. She is the only one who gets fucked in this scene, and she cums on her stomach after the guy pulls out. The guy cums on her stomach as well. SCENE TWO : Christie McNicole and a girl, Janis. Christie is an attractive TS with nice breasts and a big dick. [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2001:
[NOTE : I will rate the transsexual performers separate from the Female performer rating in future reviews of Transsexual DVDs that I do.] Transsexual performer rating is: 4.0 The scenes in this film start off with a little interview before the action begins. Most of the transsexuals in this film are very attractive. Scene breakdowns : (the scenes were very simple, two stars per scene) SCENE ONE : Lisa Lawrence and Dirk Adams. Lisa is a very attractive TS with a big dick and nice breasts. The scene starts out with Lisa receiving a bj. Then the guy gets a bj while she strokes her cock. She gives the camera lots of eye contact. The guy fucks her in a couple of different positions all while she is stroking her cock. She is the only one who gets fucked in this scene, and she cums on her stomach after the guy pulls out. The guy cums on her stomach as well. SCENE TWO : Christie McNicole and a girl, Janis. Christie is an attractive TS with nice breasts and a big dick. [read the full review]