Reviews of Haven Movies with Trailers (3)
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Betty Boobs, Christina, Haven, Crystal Clear
Studio: Sensational Video
Release date: 10/7/2006
Previews: Previews
Big Lovin 2 review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 3 / 26 / 2006, 4 / 17 / 2006, 7 / 6 / 2006, 7 / 27 / 2006 Director: None credited Cast: Betty Boobs, Christina, Crystal Clear, Haven, a black guy, and a tattooed guy The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been very hit or miss for me, with a few nice hits being largely outweighed by plenty of near misses. I want to have a little hope here, but I can't help but be apprehensive. Initial Reaction: It's okay, but that's it. Who Should Watch It : Fans of big women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting big girl on big girl action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but there are quite a few background noises from the camera as well as a few others. The video is presented in the full frame format. It's nicely lit, but there's a touch of grain throughout the movie as well as a fair amount of camera work. [read the full review]
review from 11/26/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 3 / 26 / 2006, 4 / 17 / 2006, 7 / 6 / 2006, 7 / 27 / 2006 Director: None credited Cast: Betty Boobs, Christina, Crystal Clear, Haven, a black guy, and a tattooed guy The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been very hit or miss for me, with a few nice hits being largely outweighed by plenty of near misses. I want to have a little hope here, but I can't help but be apprehensive. Initial Reaction: It's okay, but that's it. Who Should Watch It : Fans of big women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting big girl on big girl action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but there are quite a few background noises from the camera as well as a few others. The video is presented in the full frame format. It's nicely lit, but there's a touch of grain throughout the movie as well as a fair amount of camera work. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Chandler, Nina, Jenna Jameson, Jewel De'Nyle, Isabella, Dayton Rains, Keri Windsor, Dynamite, Samantha Fox, Gina Lynn, Loni, Amanda Rain, Domino, Justine Romee, Haven, Nomi, Gauge, Skylar Knight, Syren Smiles, Luna, Ashley Sage, Zana, Haley Daniels, Jacynda, Sunrise Adams, Hannah Harper, Angela Crystal, Aria, Brooke Ballentyne
Studio: Digital Sin
Release date: 7/27/2005
Previews: Previews
Greatest Female Orgasms Ever, The review summaries:
GS500's
A compilation of grainy Sybian sex. There are a few hot scenes sprinkled in, but the hunt is not worth it. [read the full review]
review from 1/9/2012:
A compilation of grainy Sybian sex. There are a few hot scenes sprinkled in, but the hunt is not worth it. [read the full review]
JAGnLA's
Here's The Deal Sometimes, you view a DVD to see the costuming and sometimes you view it to see a specific star. Sometimes, its because you want the whole experience: the atmosphere, the tease, the hardore and maybe even a semblance of a plot line. There are the times when the DVD is the appetizer on a wild night's menu for your partner and you. But lets be real, sometimes a dude (or chic, as the case may be) just needs to take the edge off. You've all been there: The ole ball and chain is outta town, your genitals are hanging low and you just don't have the energy for all that foreplay stuff That last scene on Desperate Housewives really got to ya, but you have to run pick up the kids ffrom soccer practice. you just came from a nice romantic dinner with Kami Andrews - who promptly thanked you for a nice night and jumped back on her flight home. Moments like these call for a DVD like The Greatest Female Orgasms. [read the full review]
review from 2/19/2006:
Here's The Deal Sometimes, you view a DVD to see the costuming and sometimes you view it to see a specific star. Sometimes, its because you want the whole experience: the atmosphere, the tease, the hardore and maybe even a semblance of a plot line. There are the times when the DVD is the appetizer on a wild night's menu for your partner and you. But lets be real, sometimes a dude (or chic, as the case may be) just needs to take the edge off. You've all been there: The ole ball and chain is outta town, your genitals are hanging low and you just don't have the energy for all that foreplay stuff That last scene on Desperate Housewives really got to ya, but you have to run pick up the kids ffrom soccer practice. you just came from a nice romantic dinner with Kami Andrews - who promptly thanked you for a nice night and jumped back on her flight home. Moments like these call for a DVD like The Greatest Female Orgasms. [read the full review]
(zero stars)(0.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), Tia, Nikki, Francesca, Kenya, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Kitana, Channel, Haven
Studio: Channel 69
Release date: 9/21/2000
Previews: Previews
Big Clits Big Lips review summaries:
apuleius'
I was intrigued by the title of this movie, not just because I delight in big clits but because I couldn't imagine how the producers set about casting it. Are there, I wondered, talent agencies whose index cards read, "38-27-37, clitoris 3 centimetres?" Clearly, no such thing. They trawled a pond, threw back the best-looking pussies and shot their film with the rest. Not that the title is misleading. The stars of this movie indeed have enormous clits, and pussy lips like bat wings. One by one, they present themselves - lying back naked, legs spread, pussies agape. For a while they stretch them, stroke them and pop out their clits, until some unfortunate looking guy arrives and sticks his cock into the accomodation offered - a thing I wouldn't have done on a bet. Oh yes, for those interested in breasts (and why not indeed?) they are mostly large, hanging somewhere about the bottom of the rib-cage. There is no point in describing separate scenes. They are all the same: some missionary thrusting, followed by some doggie-style. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 4/10/2002:I was intrigued by the title of this movie, not just because I delight in big clits but because I couldn't imagine how the producers set about casting it. Are there, I wondered, talent agencies whose index cards read, "38-27-37, clitoris 3 centimetres?" Clearly, no such thing. They trawled a pond, threw back the best-looking pussies and shot their film with the rest. Not that the title is misleading. The stars of this movie indeed have enormous clits, and pussy lips like bat wings. One by one, they present themselves - lying back naked, legs spread, pussies agape. For a while they stretch them, stroke them and pop out their clits, until some unfortunate looking guy arrives and sticks his cock into the accomodation offered - a thing I wouldn't have done on a bet. Oh yes, for those interested in breasts (and why not indeed?) they are mostly large, hanging somewhere about the bottom of the rib-cage. There is no point in describing separate scenes. They are all the same: some missionary thrusting, followed by some doggie-style. [read the full review]