Greatest Female Orgasms Ever, The Review

Here's The Deal<
Sometimes, you view a DVD to see the costuming and sometimes you view it to see a specific star. Sometimes, its because you want the whole experience: the atmosphere, the tease, the hardore and maybe even a semblance of a plot line. There are the times when the DVD is the appetizer on a wild night's menu for your partner and you. But lets be real, sometimes a dude (or chic, as the case may be) just needs to take the edge off. You've all been there:

The ole ball and chain is outta town, your genitals are hanging low and you just don't have the energy for all that foreplay stuff

That last scene on Desperate Housewives really got to ya, but you have to run pick up the kids ffrom soccer practice.

you just came from a nice romantic dinner with Kami Andrews - who promptly thanked you for a nice night and jumped back on her flight home.

Moments like these call for a DVD like The Greatest Female Orgasms. This video, culled from dozens of episodes from New Sensation's Female Orgasms themed series' like Four Finger Club, She Squirts and of course Real Female Orgasms is tailor made for those times when you just want to rub one out quick and easy. There's little scene set-up because there are no scenes. There's no need for plot or character development either! Its just pure and simple sex...with a twist.

Heard of the phenomenal "marital aid" called "The Sybian?" Well, this series is a paen to its orgasmic powers. This DVD is basically a "line 'em up and make 'em cum" featuring the Sybian. If you are like moi and get crazy-go-nuts turned on by the sights and sounds of a beautiful women in the throes of a toe-curling howl-at-the-moon orgasm, then this DVD will rock your world. Should you be the type who prefers to see the pounding action, the romance or simply guy on girl action, you'll be disappointed to see so many quality femmes with nary a man in sight.

What I Liked
For me, this DVD is a godsend. I love the diversity of porn today. I like that there are the aggressive Manuel Ferraras out there as well as the milder dudes. I like that there are the quieter, submissive women like Maxine as well as the assertive, active women and that there are performers of evert race and body-type. and I like that there are genres filmed specifically for couples, for the more timid and for the outrageous...but sometimes I don't need all that. I just need to get off and get off hard and fast. For me, seeing a woman reduced to a trembling, whimpering pool of jello does the trick every time. The Greatest Female Orgasms provides plenty of jerk material and presents it in a simple and to the point way that easily facilitates a hurried masturbatory session.

There is no play by play to give here. The positions are few. Basically, you have one or two women getting naked, turned on and turned out by a machine. The key to the DVD's success is the diversity of the women. There is every color, everybody type, every sexual persona included. Jenna J., Loni, Gauge, Domino, there's something here for every taste. However, what really keeps the viewer interested is also the diversity in the female's orgasms. Some are quietly intense like Jenna's, some elicit wonderfully naughty dirty-talk like the sexy-ass and some just roar with excitement such as Dyn-a-mite's. I especially enjoyed Brooke Ballantyne's scene, as she is not only a beautiful woman but even when she's going over the top in screaming ecstasy as here, she still genuinely and consistently appears to be having real (and real good) climaxes.

What I Disliked
The only suggestion I may have for this DVD is perhaps just alittle more. The convenience of cutting straight to the orgasm is nice, and there is some build-up as the women acclimate themselves to the machine and work their way to heaven, but I'd like to see some communication between the women in the girl-girl scenes. I'm curious as to their interaction. Was one experienced with the Sybian? Was one the dominant? This is really quiblling, as what The Greatest Female Orgasms promises is pure unadulterated chic-cums and that is what it provides. Either you like that kinda thing or you don't.

Overall Thoughts
There doesn't appear to be too much room for acting or faked orgasms here, as it does appear that the Sybian got the best, or at least the most, out of these women.