Reviews of Haley Paige Movies by Nick Orleans (4)
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 1/21/2006
Previews: Previews
Bluelight review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Blue Light is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing arent always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here. This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. Theres just too much going on! Forget the plotits inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven! There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. Theres a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy. To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers. [read the full review]
review from 2/22/2006:
Blue Light is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing arent always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here. This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. Theres just too much going on! Forget the plotits inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven! There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. Theres a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy. To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers. [read the full review]
(3.6 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Tommy Gunn, Trinity, Reno, Jassie, Carmen Luvana, Julie Night, Michelle B., Vincent Vega, Angela Stone, Bianca Pureheart, Samantha Ryan, Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 3/23/2005
Perfect Secretary, The (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
All reviews of Perfect Secretary, The (Adam & Eve)
MLyons'
[ /image ] --> The Perfect Secretary Mike Lyons Reviews Director Nick Orleans Cast Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Angela Stone, Michelle B., Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gun, Reno, Bianca Pureheart (NON SEX). Genre Feature Condoms Tommy Gun and Carmen Luvana - Scene 2. Vincent Vega and Carmen Luvana - Scene 4 Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr. [read the full review]
review from 5/5/2005:
[ /image ] --> The Perfect Secretary Mike Lyons Reviews Director Nick Orleans Cast Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Angela Stone, Michelle B., Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gun, Reno, Bianca Pureheart (NON SEX). Genre Feature Condoms Tommy Gun and Carmen Luvana - Scene 2. Vincent Vega and Carmen Luvana - Scene 4 Running Time of Main Feature 1 Hr. [read the full review]
LSBReviews'
The Perfect Secretary Produced 02/05 Adam & Eve Pictures (www.adameve.com) 112 minutes Directed by: Nick Orleans Starring: Carmen Luvana, Hailey Paige, Julie Night, Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Michelle B, Angela Stone, Jassie, Bianca Pureheart (Non Sex role), Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega Tommy Gunn and Reno. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Feature Condoms only used in Carmen's scenes Hailey goes to a workshop run by men to become The Perfect Secretary. While there she watches and performs sexual acts with some female degradation and bondage. This film features Carmen's first anal sex scene, but it's Hailey whose the actual star. Hailey performs just about some of everything in this film, including, fucking, anal sex, bj's, solo, girl/girl, bondage and peeing. Carmen is in two scenes. One with Tommy Gunn and the second (her anal scene) with Vincent Vega. Carmen gives awesome blowjobs in each of her two scenes. [read the full review]
review from 5/4/2005:
The Perfect Secretary Produced 02/05 Adam & Eve Pictures (www.adameve.com) 112 minutes Directed by: Nick Orleans Starring: Carmen Luvana, Hailey Paige, Julie Night, Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Michelle B, Angela Stone, Jassie, Bianca Pureheart (Non Sex role), Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega Tommy Gunn and Reno. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Feature Condoms only used in Carmen's scenes Hailey goes to a workshop run by men to become The Perfect Secretary. While there she watches and performs sexual acts with some female degradation and bondage. This film features Carmen's first anal sex scene, but it's Hailey whose the actual star. Hailey performs just about some of everything in this film, including, fucking, anal sex, bj's, solo, girl/girl, bondage and peeing. Carmen is in two scenes. One with Tommy Gunn and the second (her anal scene) with Vincent Vega. Carmen gives awesome blowjobs in each of her two scenes. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 111 min. (Cover states 113 min.) Production Date: 2 / 1 / 2005 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Michelle B., Angela Stone, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gunn, Reno, and Bianca Pureheart in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ill admit it, Im mostly looking forward to this one for being Carmen Luvanas first anal. Initial Reaction: It has some decent ideas, but it has enough things working against it that it couldnt get much past average for me Who Should Watch It : Anybody desperately needing to see Carmen Luvana take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting friendly technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave me a bit torn. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but there are a few times when it doesnt quite synch with the video or seems like its dubbed. [read the full review]
review from 4/30/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 111 min. (Cover states 113 min.) Production Date: 2 / 1 / 2005 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Michelle B., Angela Stone, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gunn, Reno, and Bianca Pureheart in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ill admit it, Im mostly looking forward to this one for being Carmen Luvanas first anal. Initial Reaction: It has some decent ideas, but it has enough things working against it that it couldnt get much past average for me Who Should Watch It : Anybody desperately needing to see Carmen Luvana take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting friendly technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave me a bit torn. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but there are a few times when it doesnt quite synch with the video or seems like its dubbed. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Domino, Holly Hollywood, Monique Alexander, Carmen Luvana, Jennifer Luv, Victoria Givens, Lena Juliett, Sindy Lange, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 3/2/2005
Previews: Previews
Dirty Girlz 1 (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
J.R.'s
If the rest of the volumes are like this one, I will be getting these as soon as they are released. This is how you film an all-girl flick! There are gorgeous women that are really into each other, but the ex itself has so much chemistry between the performers that it comes off as one of those rare occasions where yo really believe the girls did this flick for the sheer enjoyment of fucking other beautiful women, and that getting paid was secondary. There is a smorgasbord of masturbation in this flick, and I dont mean the kind where it is all soft and cuddly, while the girl looks at the camera. I talking about girls fingering their pussies with some serious zest, sticking fingers into pussies so they can get some much-needed juices to coat their clits so they can finger some more, and shoving toys in and out of their twats while watching their partners do the same thing. And, it is all so sexy. The best scene is the second one, where four swimmers get down and dirty with themselves and each other. [read the full review]
review from 4/13/2005:
If the rest of the volumes are like this one, I will be getting these as soon as they are released. This is how you film an all-girl flick! There are gorgeous women that are really into each other, but the ex itself has so much chemistry between the performers that it comes off as one of those rare occasions where yo really believe the girls did this flick for the sheer enjoyment of fucking other beautiful women, and that getting paid was secondary. There is a smorgasbord of masturbation in this flick, and I dont mean the kind where it is all soft and cuddly, while the girl looks at the camera. I talking about girls fingering their pussies with some serious zest, sticking fingers into pussies so they can get some much-needed juices to coat their clits so they can finger some more, and shoving toys in and out of their twats while watching their partners do the same thing. And, it is all so sexy. The best scene is the second one, where four swimmers get down and dirty with themselves and each other. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chris Cannon, John West, Joey Ray, Reno, Monique Alexander, Carmen Luvana, Gia Jordan, Vincent Vega, Harmony Rose, Haley Paige, Ava Roman
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 12/24/2004
Puss 'N Boots (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 11 / 16 / 2004 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Carmen Luvana, Ava Roman, Gia Jordan, Haley Paige, Harmony Rose, Jennifer Luv, Monique Alexander, Chris Cannon, Joey Ray, John West, Reno, and Vincent Vega The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans and shoes? This one I cant wait to see! Initial Reaction: Its okay, but far from the shoe fetish movie I was hoping for. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see a few different boots mixed in with the sex scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody expecting a shoe fetish movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good, especially for Nick Orleans. The audio is clear and well balanced, and didnt have any of the balance problems that I normally expect. The video is also pretty good. It isnt nice and clear, but it isnt the muddle, headache inducing shitty style that Orleans normally uses either. Its normally nicely lit and has a little grain, which might be there purposely. [read the full review]
review from 8/31/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 11 / 16 / 2004 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Carmen Luvana, Ava Roman, Gia Jordan, Haley Paige, Harmony Rose, Jennifer Luv, Monique Alexander, Chris Cannon, Joey Ray, John West, Reno, and Vincent Vega The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans and shoes? This one I cant wait to see! Initial Reaction: Its okay, but far from the shoe fetish movie I was hoping for. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see a few different boots mixed in with the sex scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody expecting a shoe fetish movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good, especially for Nick Orleans. The audio is clear and well balanced, and didnt have any of the balance problems that I normally expect. The video is also pretty good. It isnt nice and clear, but it isnt the muddle, headache inducing shitty style that Orleans normally uses either. Its normally nicely lit and has a little grain, which might be there purposely. [read the full review]