Reviews of F. J. Lincoln Movies with Trailers (1)
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chloe, Tina Tyler, Pat Myne, Rick, Cheyne Collins, F. J. Lincoln, Nikita Denise, Tanya Danielle, Marty Romano, Samantha Sterlyng, Calli Cox, Tawny Roberts, Aria, Baz
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Release date: 9/20/2002
Previews: Previews
Ozporns, The review summaries:
lee_carver's
The Ozporns (VCA Interactive/DVD) Cast: Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Aria, Samantha Sterlying, Baz, Steve Hatcher, Pat Myne, Marty Romano, Kyle Stone, Rick, Cheyne Collins, FJ Lincoln and special guest star Tina Tyler Director: Antonio Passolini Plot: A parody of a rather annoying cable TV show about a famous rock family. From what I have seen of the show this is a fairly accurate portrayal which doesn't make it any less annoying. Izzy (Baz) is pissed off at the fact there are no bran muffins so he can't shit. John (Cheyne Collins) is producing a porno in the house and Fiona (Tawny) is dating a white rapper from Malibu. I. Main Menu: A. Sex on Demand: 1. Nikita - doggy, anal, multi angle, pop 2. Tawny - toy, strap on doggy 3. Samantha - top, doggy, anal, pop 4. Chloe - top, multi angle, doggy, DP, pop 5. Tawny - blowjob, doggy, multi angle, pop 6. Sindee - bottom, 69, doggy, pop B. Movie Options: 1. [read the full review]
review from 12/29/2002:
The Ozporns (VCA Interactive/DVD) Cast: Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Aria, Samantha Sterlying, Baz, Steve Hatcher, Pat Myne, Marty Romano, Kyle Stone, Rick, Cheyne Collins, FJ Lincoln and special guest star Tina Tyler Director: Antonio Passolini Plot: A parody of a rather annoying cable TV show about a famous rock family. From what I have seen of the show this is a fairly accurate portrayal which doesn't make it any less annoying. Izzy (Baz) is pissed off at the fact there are no bran muffins so he can't shit. John (Cheyne Collins) is producing a porno in the house and Fiona (Tawny) is dating a white rapper from Malibu. I. Main Menu: A. Sex on Demand: 1. Nikita - doggy, anal, multi angle, pop 2. Tawny - toy, strap on doggy 3. Samantha - top, doggy, anal, pop 4. Chloe - top, multi angle, doggy, DP, pop 5. Tawny - blowjob, doggy, multi angle, pop 6. Sindee - bottom, 69, doggy, pop B. Movie Options: 1. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 05 / 2002 Director: Antonio Passolini Cast: Calli Cox, Chloe, Aria, Nikita Denise, Samantha Sterlyng, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Tawny Roberts, Baz, Cheyne Collins, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Marty Romano, Pat Myne, and Ricky in sexual roles and Tina Tyler, Fred J. Lincoln, and many others in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: There are two things about todays television that I really hate. The first is reality shows. The second is MTV. Therefore, I cant wait to watch one of my favorite directors parody MTVs reality TV show. Initial Reaction: Its good enough to make you bark at the moon. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants hot sex in a hilarious movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants soft, quiet, and boring porn Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are excellent, and even exceed VCAs normally high standards. The audio is clear and well balanced, without any signs of background noises. The video is also extremely clear and well lit, and seems darn near perfect. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2002:
Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 05 / 2002 Director: Antonio Passolini Cast: Calli Cox, Chloe, Aria, Nikita Denise, Samantha Sterlyng, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Tawny Roberts, Baz, Cheyne Collins, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Marty Romano, Pat Myne, and Ricky in sexual roles and Tina Tyler, Fred J. Lincoln, and many others in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: There are two things about todays television that I really hate. The first is reality shows. The second is MTV. Therefore, I cant wait to watch one of my favorite directors parody MTVs reality TV show. Initial Reaction: Its good enough to make you bark at the moon. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants hot sex in a hilarious movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants soft, quiet, and boring porn Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are excellent, and even exceed VCAs normally high standards. The audio is clear and well balanced, without any signs of background noises. The video is also extremely clear and well lit, and seems darn near perfect. [read the full review]