Reviews of Cytherea Movies with Trailers by Clive McLean (2)
Barely Legal: Summer Camp 2 review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
Steven St. Croix bought a girl's summer camp in the desert for two things: 1. to make money and 2. pussy. Man, he's really good at playing a sleazeball. Justine Joli plays one his more idealisitic employees as a camp counselor. She was a former camp attendee. Kimberly Kane & Steven: Steven tries to con Kim by saying her dad's check bounced. She knew he was fucking with her but she just went along offering an alternative installment plan. Following porn logic, they fuck outside where anyone can see them. Kimberly doesn't have her nipple rings but she carries a big smile while Steven eats her. She returns the favour with a handbanging blowjob. Yes, she looks like she's banging to Megadeth while she's doing it. He spits a couple of loogies in her mouth. I never got what was so appealing about that. It's not like she was going to run out of spit on her own. They fuck in many positions including the squatting mish popularised by Rocco. The two seem to like each other and the cumshot ends up on her belly. A good scene. [read the full review]
review from 11/17/2004:
Steven St. Croix bought a girl's summer camp in the desert for two things: 1. to make money and 2. pussy. Man, he's really good at playing a sleazeball. Justine Joli plays one his more idealisitic employees as a camp counselor. She was a former camp attendee. Kimberly Kane & Steven: Steven tries to con Kim by saying her dad's check bounced. She knew he was fucking with her but she just went along offering an alternative installment plan. Following porn logic, they fuck outside where anyone can see them. Kimberly doesn't have her nipple rings but she carries a big smile while Steven eats her. She returns the favour with a handbanging blowjob. Yes, she looks like she's banging to Megadeth while she's doing it. He spits a couple of loogies in her mouth. I never got what was so appealing about that. It's not like she was going to run out of spit on her own. They fuck in many positions including the squatting mish popularised by Rocco. The two seem to like each other and the cumshot ends up on her belly. A good scene. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Randy Spears, Sergio, Dale Dabone, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joey Ray, Monica Sweetheart, Alexis Malone, Sascha, Steve Hooper, Cytherea, Kayla Marie, Audrey Hollander, Randi Wright, Britney Jay, Smokie Flame, Vanilla Skye, Kayden, Justine Joli
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Clive McLean
Release date: 7/11/2004
Previews: Previews
Barely Legal 50 review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
If the Barely Legal series gets any more predictable, it will turn into a dish of vanilla ice cream. This is Volume 50 of the successful series, and some things never change. The production is slick, the formula for the action is banal, and the sex is uninspiring. Luckily, they still employ cute girls still in their prime. Randy Wright seduces her dads business partner, Randy Spears, in the opening vignette. Wright has jet-black hair, two tummy tats, and a shaved beaver. As with many scenes in this series, director Clive McLean tends to cut away from the opening blowjob too fast for my taste. The couple goes through the typical position changes before Wright takes a Spears facial. There is no PCH, another pet peeve of mine about this series. Smokie Flame is a hairdresser who gives more than a scalp massage to customer Sasha. McLean likes to pull his camera back from the action a lot, as if to continually show us the great set he is utilizing for the scene. He does that here often, as if we would forget that the couple is fucking in a salon. [read the full review]
review from 11/6/2004:
If the Barely Legal series gets any more predictable, it will turn into a dish of vanilla ice cream. This is Volume 50 of the successful series, and some things never change. The production is slick, the formula for the action is banal, and the sex is uninspiring. Luckily, they still employ cute girls still in their prime. Randy Wright seduces her dads business partner, Randy Spears, in the opening vignette. Wright has jet-black hair, two tummy tats, and a shaved beaver. As with many scenes in this series, director Clive McLean tends to cut away from the opening blowjob too fast for my taste. The couple goes through the typical position changes before Wright takes a Spears facial. There is no PCH, another pet peeve of mine about this series. Smokie Flame is a hairdresser who gives more than a scalp massage to customer Sasha. McLean likes to pull his camera back from the action a lot, as if to continually show us the great set he is utilizing for the scene. He does that here often, as if we would forget that the couple is fucking in a salon. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
The silver edition of the Barely Legal series. I took one look at the cast and knew I wanted this dvd. However, once I got the dvd I realised that a lot of the girls that I had wanted to watch this dvd for, Belladonna, Cytherea, Monica Sweetheart, Kimberly Kane, Alexis Malone, and Kayla Marie, weren't in the actual movie but included as all girl orgy extra to commemorate #50. The basic premise of Barely Legal is a person reading a letter off describing situational vignettes. Randi Wright & Randy Spears: Randi is a very slim brunette with good perky tits. I had liked her personality in College Invasion 4. Randy is a friend of her parents who have entrusted him to take care of Randi since they travel so much. It's morning and Randy is calling Randi out of bed so that she can go to school. Randi figures that since she turned 18, it's okay for her to seduce him now. Randy doesn't really buy into this reasoning but he takes the bait. Wright looks incredible without the blonde highlights. [read the full review]
review from 9/5/2004:
The silver edition of the Barely Legal series. I took one look at the cast and knew I wanted this dvd. However, once I got the dvd I realised that a lot of the girls that I had wanted to watch this dvd for, Belladonna, Cytherea, Monica Sweetheart, Kimberly Kane, Alexis Malone, and Kayla Marie, weren't in the actual movie but included as all girl orgy extra to commemorate #50. The basic premise of Barely Legal is a person reading a letter off describing situational vignettes. Randi Wright & Randy Spears: Randi is a very slim brunette with good perky tits. I had liked her personality in College Invasion 4. Randy is a friend of her parents who have entrusted him to take care of Randi since they travel so much. It's morning and Randy is calling Randi out of bed so that she can go to school. Randi figures that since she turned 18, it's okay for her to seduce him now. Randy doesn't really buy into this reasoning but he takes the bait. Wright looks incredible without the blonde highlights. [read the full review]