Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 2 movies with Chris Ryder.
Reviews of Chris Ryder Movies (2)
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chris Ryder, Jonathan Winters, Tyson Rexx
Studio: Legend
Release date: 9/12/2002
Fresh Flesh (Legend) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
There are a number of videos on the market these days wherein amateur performers are lured into being filmed having sex. Money is the primary object with a touch of exhibitionism thrown in. Often the person behind these films is someone who uses them as opportunities to have sex with as many guys as possible and preserve the records of their conquests. Usually they are people who could not get these guys any other way and we end up watching a hard core version of beauty and the beast. Jonathan Winters the spider to the flies in this film is not bad looking. He is a balding guy in his thirties and he has big uncut dick. However in order to be the dominant stud in every scene one has to be either extremely handsome, have a winning personality, or be an exciting sexual performer. As observed he is no great beauty. He has the personality of a rutabaga, and his sexual performance is like watching Pa Kettle amble over cow dung. [read the full review]
review from 11/14/2002:
There are a number of videos on the market these days wherein amateur performers are lured into being filmed having sex. Money is the primary object with a touch of exhibitionism thrown in. Often the person behind these films is someone who uses them as opportunities to have sex with as many guys as possible and preserve the records of their conquests. Usually they are people who could not get these guys any other way and we end up watching a hard core version of beauty and the beast. Jonathan Winters the spider to the flies in this film is not bad looking. He is a balding guy in his thirties and he has big uncut dick. However in order to be the dominant stud in every scene one has to be either extremely handsome, have a winning personality, or be an exciting sexual performer. As observed he is no great beauty. He has the personality of a rutabaga, and his sexual performance is like watching Pa Kettle amble over cow dung. [read the full review]
Hats Off review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Sclockmeister Edward James (the Ed Wood of gay porn) appears to just turn the camera on and let his performers go at it. If they are fairly attractive and into one another, the sex can be okay. But if they are not, we are condemned to watching a guy suck on a limp dick for fifteen minutes and then get fucked in the same position for another fifteen. In this film, to be fair, the guys are sexy and the sex isn't bad. But it's still pretty ordinary. Okay, so they're not wearing condoms. But mediocre sex doesn't become good sex just because the partners are not wearing condoms. It just becomes stupid sex. Buying these films will not simply be condoning schlock; it will be encouraging foolish and impressionable viewers to risk their lives for something that isn't worth it. [read the full review]
review from 3/30/2002:
Sclockmeister Edward James (the Ed Wood of gay porn) appears to just turn the camera on and let his performers go at it. If they are fairly attractive and into one another, the sex can be okay. But if they are not, we are condemned to watching a guy suck on a limp dick for fifteen minutes and then get fucked in the same position for another fifteen. In this film, to be fair, the guys are sexy and the sex isn't bad. But it's still pretty ordinary. Okay, so they're not wearing condoms. But mediocre sex doesn't become good sex just because the partners are not wearing condoms. It just becomes stupid sex. Buying these films will not simply be condoning schlock; it will be encouraging foolish and impressionable viewers to risk their lives for something that isn't worth it. [read the full review]
