Reviews of Asian movies (559 - page 12)
(zero stars)(0.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Miho Nakayama, Nami, Yoko, Ai
Studio: In-X-Cess
Release date: 4/24/2000
Japanese Video Magazine 2 review summaries:
darkcloud's
This dvd features 4 Japanese chicks. This dvd blows! The video quality on this dvd sucks big time! The scenes all look old too. The sex is horrible and badly directed. This is the first time and definately will be the last time I bought "Japanese Video Magazine" by Inxcess. In fact, I will never buy anything from Inxcess again. Just watching this dvd gave me an impression that they are out to rip people off with old horrible Asian porn clips pasted together with generic Elmer's glue. I can't believe Inxcess has produced more than 25 volumes of Japanese Video Magazine. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 10/16/2001:This dvd features 4 Japanese chicks. This dvd blows! The video quality on this dvd sucks big time! The scenes all look old too. The sex is horrible and badly directed. This is the first time and definately will be the last time I bought "Japanese Video Magazine" by Inxcess. In fact, I will never buy anything from Inxcess again. Just watching this dvd gave me an impression that they are out to rip people off with old horrible Asian porn clips pasted together with generic Elmer's glue. I can't believe Inxcess has produced more than 25 volumes of Japanese Video Magazine. [read the full review]
Lotus (Vivid) review summaries:
Michelle's
I was really disappointed. I expected a lot of sensuality and an asian setting. Not even close. About the most memorable part was a standing up 69. The "eastern mythology" description is misleading. [read the full review]
review from 12/21/1999:
I was really disappointed. I expected a lot of sensuality and an asian setting. Not even close. About the most memorable part was a standing up 69. The "eastern mythology" description is misleading. [read the full review]
Love Asian Style review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Love Asian Style Studio: AVE Format: Single Sided Starring: Some pretty Asian ladies and guys First Impression: I bought another DVD based on pretty girls on the cover and back. Oh why oh why do I keep falling for it? AVE is a notoriously terrible studio in regards to its asian movies. Review: On the cover, Dual language English and Chinese. So this movie is dubbed in both english and chinese. Thats right dubbed in chinese. The original langauge most likely is japanese. So hearing it in either language seems very odd. You don't get to hear the women's moaning. And from the sound of it they seem to have only hired two voice actors. A man and a women. So they do all the voice overs in both english and chinese. This was a rather plot driven movie, which the plot kinda sucks. This lady is hired to do sexual things for her friends. Well anyways, the action isn't too bad. But I can't seem to get past the bad dubbing. I really like hearing the natural moaning not this dubbed shit. That is a problem I've had with the AVE vcds i use to own. [read the full review]
review from 2/16/2003:
Love Asian Style Studio: AVE Format: Single Sided Starring: Some pretty Asian ladies and guys First Impression: I bought another DVD based on pretty girls on the cover and back. Oh why oh why do I keep falling for it? AVE is a notoriously terrible studio in regards to its asian movies. Review: On the cover, Dual language English and Chinese. So this movie is dubbed in both english and chinese. Thats right dubbed in chinese. The original langauge most likely is japanese. So hearing it in either language seems very odd. You don't get to hear the women's moaning. And from the sound of it they seem to have only hired two voice actors. A man and a women. So they do all the voice overs in both english and chinese. This was a rather plot driven movie, which the plot kinda sucks. This lady is hired to do sexual things for her friends. Well anyways, the action isn't too bad. But I can't seem to get past the bad dubbing. I really like hearing the natural moaning not this dubbed shit. That is a problem I've had with the AVE vcds i use to own. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Scott Irish, Randy Spears, Mimi Miyagi, Debi Diamond, Shawnee, Hyapatia Lee, Tim Wakefield
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Nancy Nemo
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Made In Japan review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Title: Made In Japan Studio: vivid wave Starring: Mimi Miyagi, Hyapatia Lee, Shawnee, Debbie Diamond, Tim Wakefield, Scott Irish, Randy Spears First Impression: I had seen the opening on VCD. And for $4.99 why not see the rest? What I should have done: I should have skipped this and gone with HoustonDon's approach and picked up TinaT movies during that sale. Review: Mimi introduces herself and tries to dispell some myths about Asian women. So far so good. But this opening scene seems to be cut a bit short. Hey what was I expecting? Vivid's had this reputation. Well this DVD poses as an asian DVD movie. Which it is not, sure it has some Mimi in it but does she alone make it an asian DVD?? I think not. On the back of the DVD: "Think of it as shogun meets show world. But with a bed instead of a runway. Made in japan. You will think you are turning Japanese, You will really think so." Uhmmm I don't think so. Mimi is the only Japanese person in this movie. Everyone else is.. Not. She masturbates between each of the scenes. And only appears in the final scene. [read the full review]
review from 2/16/2003:
Title: Made In Japan Studio: vivid wave Starring: Mimi Miyagi, Hyapatia Lee, Shawnee, Debbie Diamond, Tim Wakefield, Scott Irish, Randy Spears First Impression: I had seen the opening on VCD. And for $4.99 why not see the rest? What I should have done: I should have skipped this and gone with HoustonDon's approach and picked up TinaT movies during that sale. Review: Mimi introduces herself and tries to dispell some myths about Asian women. So far so good. But this opening scene seems to be cut a bit short. Hey what was I expecting? Vivid's had this reputation. Well this DVD poses as an asian DVD movie. Which it is not, sure it has some Mimi in it but does she alone make it an asian DVD?? I think not. On the back of the DVD: "Think of it as shogun meets show world. But with a bed instead of a runway. Made in japan. You will think you are turning Japanese, You will really think so." Uhmmm I don't think so. Mimi is the only Japanese person in this movie. Everyone else is.. Not. She masturbates between each of the scenes. And only appears in the final scene. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Helicopter Man, Marisu Kamishiro, Ayane Nakayama, Kazuchika Oku, Joe Ohshima
Studio: Samurai
Release date: 4/24/2000
Perverted Older Asians review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
TITLE: Perverted Older Asians Studio: Samurai Directed: Tanaka Starring: Female: Marisu Kamijo, Miho Yuki, Ayane Nakayama, Sanae, Kanae Yoshida, Male: Joe Ohsima, Meatball, Rocky Ishibashi, Helicopter Man, Kazuchika Oku, Jiro Itsuki Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review: Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good. [read the full review]
review from 11/18/2000:
TITLE: Perverted Older Asians Studio: Samurai Directed: Tanaka Starring: Female: Marisu Kamijo, Miho Yuki, Ayane Nakayama, Sanae, Kanae Yoshida, Male: Joe Ohsima, Meatball, Rocky Ishibashi, Helicopter Man, Kazuchika Oku, Jiro Itsuki Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review: Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good. [read the full review]
Pure Beauties Collection: Maiko Yuuki review summaries:
snowman872's
* Synopsis * A few years ago Yukki Maiko was a very popular Japanese AV Girl. When I searched for her on Goggle, the search engine returned 1420 hits so it seems she's far from forgotten. This disc was produced in 1998, when Tai Seng designated her AV girl of the year (1999). This feature is a softcore, Japanese disc which features lots of glamour posing and tease. There's some nudity, and some suggestive gestures, but nothing harder. * What's Hot * Yuuki is a treat for the eyes if you like young Asian women. She's one of those compact Japanese girls who can play the part of an innocent effortlessly. In several sequences on this disc, she's plays the familiar virgin role who is on the verge of discovering her sexuality. For instance, when she's in the tub taking a bath, a toy soldier almost becomes a sex toy, she receives an electric toothbrush as a gift and flirts with the idea of using it as a vibrator and at a modeling session even an ear of corn becomes symbolic of you know what for a few moments. [read the full review]
review from 11/19/2001:
* Synopsis * A few years ago Yukki Maiko was a very popular Japanese AV Girl. When I searched for her on Goggle, the search engine returned 1420 hits so it seems she's far from forgotten. This disc was produced in 1998, when Tai Seng designated her AV girl of the year (1999). This feature is a softcore, Japanese disc which features lots of glamour posing and tease. There's some nudity, and some suggestive gestures, but nothing harder. * What's Hot * Yuuki is a treat for the eyes if you like young Asian women. She's one of those compact Japanese girls who can play the part of an innocent effortlessly. In several sequences on this disc, she's plays the familiar virgin role who is on the verge of discovering her sexuality. For instance, when she's in the tub taking a bath, a toy soldier almost becomes a sex toy, she receives an electric toothbrush as a gift and flirts with the idea of using it as a vibrator and at a modeling session even an ear of corn becomes symbolic of you know what for a few moments. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ed Powers, ChocoBall, Helicopter Man, Arisa, Haruka, Karen Izumi, Rin Kurogi, Miyu, Lina Shinjo, Natsuya Togawa, Steve
Studio: Samurai
Release date: 4/24/2000
Samurai Debutantes review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
TITLE: Samurai Debutantes Studio: Samurai Directed: Ed Powers, Steve? Starring: Female: Haruka, Miyu, Arisa, Karen Izumi, Lina Shinjo, Rin Kuroki, Male: Helicopter Man, Chocoball, Natsuya Togawa, Ginji Sagawa, Mirai Mochizuki, Ryuji Maeda, Steve, Ed Powers Looks: The women are hot looking, as for the men Ed Powers brings down the Average a whole lot. Not even CHocoball and Helicopterman can bring up this average. Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review - Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good. [read the full review]
review from 11/18/2000:
TITLE: Samurai Debutantes Studio: Samurai Directed: Ed Powers, Steve? Starring: Female: Haruka, Miyu, Arisa, Karen Izumi, Lina Shinjo, Rin Kuroki, Male: Helicopter Man, Chocoball, Natsuya Togawa, Ginji Sagawa, Mirai Mochizuki, Ryuji Maeda, Steve, Ed Powers Looks: The women are hot looking, as for the men Ed Powers brings down the Average a whole lot. Not even CHocoball and Helicopterman can bring up this average. Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review - Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Julian, Brooke Ashley, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Anna, Jessica James, Kimi Gee, Flora, Gail
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Release date: 4/24/2000
Thai Me Up review summaries:
Darkmage's
Okay, picture this in your mind: You are a porn director. You have until noon tomorrow to come up with the script you will be using to shoot your next film. It is now 10 PM. You haven't started writing yet, but you have finished your third can of Jolt cola. As a last-ditch effort to inspire the creative juices, you bring out the big guns: You make a pot of coffee strong enough to bench press a Doberman and use it to wash down a couple Vivarin. Your fingers vibrating at roughly two times the speed of sound, you manage to watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective with your finger firmly on the fast forward button. And you are so wired that you understand every word in the zip-squeal of sound coming from your protesting speakers. Having done your research, you begin to write... This humble scenario must have been the inspiration behind the plot for Thai Me Up. [read the full review]
review from 10/18/2000:
Okay, picture this in your mind: You are a porn director. You have until noon tomorrow to come up with the script you will be using to shoot your next film. It is now 10 PM. You haven't started writing yet, but you have finished your third can of Jolt cola. As a last-ditch effort to inspire the creative juices, you bring out the big guns: You make a pot of coffee strong enough to bench press a Doberman and use it to wash down a couple Vivarin. Your fingers vibrating at roughly two times the speed of sound, you manage to watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective with your finger firmly on the fast forward button. And you are so wired that you understand every word in the zip-squeal of sound coming from your protesting speakers. Having done your research, you begin to write... This humble scenario must have been the inspiration behind the plot for Thai Me Up. [read the full review]
Dean's
Spoof on Charlie Chan Movies. It takes place in Bankock. The story is about a private detective hired by an insurance sceem to uncover a plot to defraud them on a death benefit claim. Several other people are also interested in finding the beneficiary to claim the money that she will receive. The sex sences are exciting with all types of action. The girls are very pretty and all asian. Acting over done and sound track does not sync with video. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2000:
Spoof on Charlie Chan Movies. It takes place in Bankock. The story is about a private detective hired by an insurance sceem to uncover a plot to defraud them on a death benefit claim. Several other people are also interested in finding the beneficiary to claim the money that she will receive. The sex sences are exciting with all types of action. The girls are very pretty and all asian. Acting over done and sound track does not sync with video. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kobe Tai, Dave Hardman, Kia, Brooke Ashley, Sean Rider, China Lee, Dominique, Satomi, Jack Rider
Studio: Snatch Productions
Release date: 4/24/2000
Whoriental Snatch review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Whoriental Snatch Studio: Snatch/Samurai Starring Female: Brooke Ashley China Lee Dave Hardman Dominique Jack Rider Kia Kobe Tai Satomi Sean Rider First Impression: Some cute Asian American Girls? Looks: well overall the women are great. Mr. Pixelation .. well if you dare to buy this.. youll see. Likes: Cute Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Bad filiming. If I didnt know any better I would swear Ed Powers is involved with this somehow. False Advertising. Review: DVD says it has Kobe Tai in it, if it does then I didn't recognize her. False Advertising! This DVD is filled with Asian-American girls. Some are very attractive. Some are average looking. This DVD is plagued with bad video and audio quality. This is very bad gonzo! It was like a bunch of newbies were trying to film a porno. Hell there's a scene were the guy's face is pixellated! Like he didn't Want anyone to know who he is. If he didn't want to be in porn, then he shouldn't have done one. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Whoriental Snatch Studio: Snatch/Samurai Starring Female: Brooke Ashley China Lee Dave Hardman Dominique Jack Rider Kia Kobe Tai Satomi Sean Rider First Impression: Some cute Asian American Girls? Looks: well overall the women are great. Mr. Pixelation .. well if you dare to buy this.. youll see. Likes: Cute Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Bad filiming. If I didnt know any better I would swear Ed Powers is involved with this somehow. False Advertising. Review: DVD says it has Kobe Tai in it, if it does then I didn't recognize her. False Advertising! This DVD is filled with Asian-American girls. Some are very attractive. Some are average looking. This DVD is plagued with bad video and audio quality. This is very bad gonzo! It was like a bunch of newbies were trying to film a porno. Hell there's a scene were the guy's face is pixellated! Like he didn't Want anyone to know who he is. If he didn't want to be in porn, then he shouldn't have done one. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nick East, Bobby Vitale, Kobe Tai, Mitchel Gant, Don Fernando, Papillion, China Lee, Becca Chow, Kim Chi
Studio: Vivid Raw
Directed by: Marc Wallice
Release date: 4/24/2000
Raw 2 (Vivid) review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
TITLE: Raw #2 Studio: Vivid Raw Directed: Marc Wallace Starring: Papillion, China Lee, Kobe Tai, Kim Chi, Becca Chow, Bobby Vitale, Nick East, Mitchell, Gant Running Time: :90 Format: Double Sided DVD DVD Features: Chapter Menu's, Previews, "Interactive Game" First Impression: I use to have the VCD of this movie. This is one of the First DVDs I purchased. I remember reading the horror stories of Vivid editing their movies and I was worried that this would have been edited too. Well Plot: What plot? Likes: Kobe Tai and Becca Chow. I like Becca Chows accent. Scenes: Well there are Six Scenes. There is even a Scene on the DVD that wasnt on my VCD! Hey how about that as a plus! Kobe Tai gives a nice performance. Becca Chow has a very cute accent but we when the scene ends we dont see the money shot Dislikes: Video Quality! Man this video quality sucks! Im sorry but my VCD probably had better quality than this. The colors were off the pictures werent crisp. Extras: There is stuff on the other side. Packaging: Came with a mini poster. [read the full review]
review from 6/11/2000:
TITLE: Raw #2 Studio: Vivid Raw Directed: Marc Wallace Starring: Papillion, China Lee, Kobe Tai, Kim Chi, Becca Chow, Bobby Vitale, Nick East, Mitchell, Gant Running Time: :90 Format: Double Sided DVD DVD Features: Chapter Menu's, Previews, "Interactive Game" First Impression: I use to have the VCD of this movie. This is one of the First DVDs I purchased. I remember reading the horror stories of Vivid editing their movies and I was worried that this would have been edited too. Well Plot: What plot? Likes: Kobe Tai and Becca Chow. I like Becca Chows accent. Scenes: Well there are Six Scenes. There is even a Scene on the DVD that wasnt on my VCD! Hey how about that as a plus! Kobe Tai gives a nice performance. Becca Chow has a very cute accent but we when the scene ends we dont see the money shot Dislikes: Video Quality! Man this video quality sucks! Im sorry but my VCD probably had better quality than this. The colors were off the pictures werent crisp. Extras: There is stuff on the other side. Packaging: Came with a mini poster. [read the full review]
