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Reviews of Colossal Entertainment Movies with Trailers by Dan Silver (2)

Boxcover for Twat Squad
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Brittney Skye, Lauren Phoenix, Shy Love, Trina Michaels, Samantha Ryan, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Dan Silver
Release date: 2/1/2005
Previews: Previews
Twat Squad review summaries:
James Raven's
review from 7/3/2005:
I rented this movie because I had enjoyed a Colossal picture before called "Fuckaroos", which featured a Kinzie Kenner scene which was once of the better scenes I have seen in my recent porno history. Dan Silver seems to like to throw a little plot with his porn, which is a refreshing change of pace. I saw that TWAT (trained whores against terrorism) SQUAD featured Lauren Phoneix, Samantha Ryan, Kelly Kline, and Trina Micheals and a few others. Sounds like good shit to me. First scene, Lauren and Sam Ryan are together (!) They are police assigned to investigate a murder of a guy with a nude chalk outline. Van Damage pulls out his schlong and says "what do u think of this?" And Samantha Ryan smiles and says "it looks like we are in for a fucking good time!" Lauren and Samantha look good in the unis and this is a great pairing. I can't get enough Lauren Phoneix, the best part of her act, besides her huge ass (which is filmed quite well here) is that she talks shit the whole time Samantha is sucking dick or getting fucked. [read the full review]
Tongue in Groove's
review from 4/22/2005:
Twat Squad features some semi-rough sex with a cast of very attractive ladies. The plot revolves around a team of female cops who fuck every guy in sight as they battle terrorists. Okay, so the storyline is lame. The sex is good and the girls look great. Blond Lauren Phoenix and brunette Samantha Ryan take on Van Damage in the opening scene. Lauren takes it in the pooper and Sam does some A2M before collecting Vans sperm sample in her mouth and sharing it with Lauren. After all these years, blond cutie Roxanne Hall is still hot! When shes getting pounded hard by Kurt Lockwood, she gives a couple of her trademark snarls that is just plain sexy as hell. Too bad Kurt feels the need to step on her face during doggy. She still knows how to take a facial well. Blond Brittney Skye romps with Jean Valjean in a throw-away scene before we see a terrific 2-on-1 with super hotties Kelly Kline and Shy Love tag-teaming Justin Magnum. The two brunettes seem to enjoy each other as much as the hard dick between them. [read the full review]
Boxcover for I Cream on Genie
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Katie Morgan, Brittney Skye, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Missy Monroe, Shy Love, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Dan Silver
Release date: 12/7/2004
Previews: Previews
I Cream on Genie review summaries:
J.R.'s
review from 1/12/2005:
This is a feature that is a send-up of one of my favorite show (who couldnt get enough of Barbara Eden in those outfits? What a woman). Each guy goes into a townhouse and pulls out a genie lamp. After rubbing it, guess who appears? It is an idea that has been done so many times before ( I Dream Of Jenna quickly comes to mind), so you will be familiar with it. The best scene in the DVD involves Missy Monroe and Katie Morgan, giving double duty to one lucky stud. They do the nasty in a variety of positions (cowgirl, RC, doggie, mish), and the highlight of the scene is when Katie is riding our hero in cowgirl, bucking her hips back and forth, Missy rubs her pink pussy to two nice squirts while dirty talking the couple. For fans of squirting, she does it once more while getting fucked in doggie, but unfortunately, it is poorly captured. The rest of the DVD is solid, but not great. And, the two things that really disappointed me about this DVD is that 1, there are nor in-scene points on the DVD and 2, the only way to watch the DVD uninterrupted is to play it straight through. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 12/9/2004:
If you have a genie fetish then I think this dvd will be just what you need to sratch that itch! What a great group of lovelies you have to choose from, Sammie Rhodes, Missy Monroe, Katie Morgan, and Brittany Skye to name just four. So get ready, rub your "special lamp" and watch the babes pour out! Brittany Skye: Ok we start with this sexy blond and after the guy has released her we watch as she wastes little time in kissing him and this scene is actually her wish coming true! Brittany unleashes her boobs for a quick suck then it's on to her pussy for some licking before Miss Skye gets to suck some cock. As for sex check out the great cowgirl shot, awesome views of her bootie from the floor. You also get a fine reverse cowgirl, then doggie, and they close with some mish before the guys pops across her belly and tits. [read the full review]