I freely admit to having a fetish. Feet turn me on. Ive been turned off good-looking guys because they had ugly feet. Ive also been turned onto very homely guys because they had beautiful feet. So a film entitled TOEGASMS seemed right up my blind alley. Its a great concept: a video devoted to foot-lovers. Unfortunately it is very poorly executed. The DVD contains three scenes and there are three performers. Each are placed with their feet propped up toward the camera as they beat off. So we spend most of the time staring at the soles of their feet. Now being neither a cobbler nor a fishmonger I am not into soles (or souls either for that matter.) Its the top of the foot and the toes that turn shrimpers on. Of course during each scene the camera awkwardly lurches and jerks to move around to give us a glimpse of the foot proper, but is only a glimpse before going right back into the same static position. Hank is the first wanker. Hes young and cute and has a friendly personality. Im gonna spank it for ya, he says into the camera.