Things get personal when Kimberly Kane's raunchy, ragtag band of badass babes-for-hire, the Expendables, are contracted out to get involved in a tense situation on an island run by a strongman general. This is particularly true given that the general's daughter (Lyla Storm) who's been taken captive is also the love of Kane's life...and she'd do anything (...and anyone...) to have the chance to get her back. Such is the case in "This Ain't the Expendables XXX", an overall-good, 2012 parody release from Hustler Video and director Axel Braun.

This is a very bland porn parody of the big budget action movie. Although Axel Braun and Hustler put together a great cast here, there's very little for either story or action sequences here and the sex is good but not great. The technical aspects are nicely done and there is some nice care put into the extras with a nice behind the scenes featurette. Although the potential was here for this to be a must-buy release, it comes out as a rental instead.

A new parody from Hustler studios and director Axel Braun that takes on the recent Sylvester Stallone flick The Expendables. Much like Sex & the City might be described as a chick flick the Expendables was that for men with so much guns and fighting packed in plus you had so many action stars from the 80's and also Jason Statham who just oozes badass. Well Axel makes one big change which is obvious to anyone who is aware of this parody. He makes all the big roles female and he picks a fine cast led by Kimberly Kane who takes on the Sly role and Brooklyn Lee who gets to portray Jason Statham's character. This parody also tones down quite a bit on the violence and some of the character development we had for a couple roles in the Hollywood version, namely the Dolph Lundgren character and also to the Jet Li and Terry Crews roles. Axel does hit some of the memorable scenes including the big church scene with Bruce Willis and Arnold. Terry Patrick makes a big cameo in the Arnold role.