The sassy English lassie of yesteryear (the lovely and lusty Nici Sterling), all three of her open-for-business holes, and even her well-known willingness to please sadly aren't enough to save the directorial and technical debacle that is "Starbangers 8", a subpar, 1996 release from Fantastic Pictures. It's like somebody threw a gangbang and nobody came... at least the viewer didn't, that's for sure. Do yourself a favor and avoid this slow-paced, horribly produced and edited piece of garbage. Watching it is like being put on hold on the telephone for 80+ minutes, except instead of holding a phone, you're holding your limp, disappointed dick...and your wallet is $15 lighter. Buy something else. (Poor, Nici. She deserved so much better than this.)