The Plot: Okay, get this: A group of aliens from another galaxy were sucked into Los Angeles during the 1994 earthquake, which was caused by the alien solar system and our aligning in a freak cosmic "oops". Now, they want to go home, but the device they're going to use to travel will cause another earthquake. That's okay, because the aliens plan on returning afterwards and ruling the rubble-strewn wasteland. Of course, no evil alien species would be complete without a weakness. Gee, what would a porn movie use as a weakness? You guessed it, the aliens need sex to survive! Damn, you would think that people who need sex to survive would be a hit in LA, but there is catch: It also appears that alien sex turns humans into mindless slaves. I think I dated her...