Naked Muscles Cast: Thor, J.D. Amos, Ed Dinakos, Chet O'Roark, Mark Bradshaw, Billy Herrington, Franco Corelli, Carl Hardwick. Director: Rip Colt Release date: 12/15/01 (box), ©2002 (opening statement) Length: 106 min. (Box claims 120 min., which is correct only if it includes the preview running times.) Extras: Previews for Legendary Bodies and The Minute Man Series. Audio/visual quality: As usual, Colt excels at the technical and artistic aspects. This is some of the prettiest stuff around. Most of the footage appears to be fairly recent and shot on video, except for the Ed Dinakos and Mark Bradshaw scenes (very clean film prints). The ratio of full-body and close-up shots is pleasing. There is no location audiothe soundtrack is a playful mix of rock, jazz, and even classical themes. Highlights: Wet Thor is a blond, stoic, massively muscled man with Batman and Tweety Bird butt tattoos. He emerges from the pool in a clingy beige thong, showers, stir fries his dinner, exercises, practices poses, and goes to bed.