I love the Classics 'cause they're not making 'em like they used to!

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to come back and give my thoughts on another fine adventure of the Donkey Kong Series. Oops, I mean, Little White Chics Big Black Monster Dicks. Class, today we are gonna discuss and quiz you on Jake Steed's 2nd production of this series. It all starts with a clip of the Blair Bitch Project. Wait a minute, it's the actual first scene! A white chick (Curious) running through the woods running away from some sort of evil. Who the hell is following her?!? What evil lies ahead that wants to fuck that pussy? I MEAN I mean, kill her in the woods. Somebody's up high on a tree. She's below. Guess whose up there? Yup, Curious George (Jake Steed). I told you he was a fucking monkey. NO JOKE, in this 2nd flick he bangs his chest like King Kong! I am not making this up. Let the fucking cumenth. He grabs her and she screams.