Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 2 Review

Reviewed by sonic  on  12/27/2000

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to come back and give my thoughts on another fine adventure of the Donkey Kong Series. Oops, I mean, Little White Chics Big Black Monster Dicks.

Class, today we are gonna discuss and quiz you on Jake Steed's 2nd production of this series.

It all starts with a clip of the Blair Bitch Project. Wait a minute, it's the actual first scene! A white chick (Curious) running through the woods running away from some sort of evil. Who the hell is following her?!? What evil lies ahead that wants to fuck that pussy? I MEAN I mean, kill her in the woods.

Somebody's up high on a tree. She's below. Guess whose up there? Yup, Curious George (Jake Steed). I told you he was a fucking monkey. NO JOKE, in this 2nd flick he bangs his chest like King Kong! I am not making this up.

Let the fucking cumenth.

He grabs her and she screams. Her acting looked so real I literally stopped and paused and rolled over the floor (sarcasm) laughing, I MEAN crying.

There happens to be one of those beach chairs so the fucking could be good and downright dirty.

I must admit, the fucking in this scene was HOT. I mean Jake fucked her really good, banging that pussy so HARD that her gorgeous italian princess ass was shake rattle and rolling. Oh don't be cruel Jake, don't be cruel. Her moaning was quite nice. What bothered me was the flies. Oh, you bet, there was a swarm. Who invited these bastards? Heck one even got a glimpse of what it's like to be inside Curious's pussy! (a fly got trapped on the goo on Jake's dick while he was penetrating and poor fly just got blasted inside! HAHAHAHA!!!) The fly then flew away doing 360 flying stunt manuevers and crashed on a tree. Okay, I am joking about the fly flying wild, I am just making sure you are following me in this review, class.

As Jake is slamming at that pussy from behind, he then growl and "GRRrss" and bangs his chest like a gorilla! It was hilarious..but then, when he finished banging his chest he's having a battle with the flies (swapping his hands like crazy to get rid of them!) and yelling GRRRrr..I swear I thought for a minute I was not watching a porno anymore and instead watching Paramount's DVD King Kong, the part in which the gorilla was battling the airplanes. LOL!!!

This scene, the fucking was good..especially when Curious was riding Jake, you can see that lovely ass.

Question #1 class: Why was Jake up high on a tree?

Next comes banging scene number two. One of the most hilarious scenes I have ever seen. Jake and his SHABA RANKS partner (don't really know his name) are cruisin and getting ready to do a drive- by. Okay, I am joking about the drive-by. (a drive-by for Jake, means, putting on the black hoods and instead of having guns or weapons, it's his damn car radio playing his God awful rap songs, that's enough to kill an entire tribe, I mean city)

They have a map looking for a specific area on the map in which they can finds lots and lots of little white chics. After hours and hours (sarcasm) of driving they finally find their destination and find this little white bitch. (Bitch? OUCH sonic that is rude. No it's not continue reading) The little chic in her head was saying I guess, "EWWWW" no I am not driving with you cause you're black" etc. Wish the white and black crap would stop in our daily human existence.

So Jake has a plan, to put on white masks, hence, ala "Pointbreak". Now we have two Ronald Regan's acting white and the poor girl got fooled.

Now home. The girl is so enthusiastic. She wants dik.

The fucking begins between the three and now she doesn't want it! Jake's dik is too big for her small little pussy. I mean, literally she's in pain! Now we get anal..oh yeah, anal. Jake cums..but what happens next is simply put downright hilarious, continue reading class.

Jake, the producer of this DVD must have told the DVD programmers to disable the UOP (user operation) so that we don't get to skip rewind the moment in which he cums and bangs his chest. Why? Because when he "GRRRss" and then bangs his chest like a monkey, the small chic looks at the camera with a smirk of "Lord have mercy, why did I do this." on her face that will have you laughing the whole entire day. She knows it's silly..we know it's silly, but Jake still doesn't get it. HAHAHAHA!!! Jake, I am beginning to love your series bro, please man continue the wrath, the wrath path to comedy baby! LOL!!!

Question #2 class: Why did Jake put on the mask?

Another scene in this flick is with Ryan and Lexington Steele. WHAT A HOT SCENE! The doggystyle fucking was so downright awesome! She took all his dick and loved it! What a gorgeous chic when up close on the camera. Cute face and the best part, the most adorable smile that will light your entire day. Her body was just bubblelicous. Her ass, her tits, her face, overall it was a most spectacular viewing and enjoyable scene for us viewers. Though I felt she lied to Lex at the end of the scene when she said.."once you go black, you never go back". I guess she really forgot to tell Lex, what time Britney Spears is on Jay Leno and if he knows Peter North's phone number.

More scenes more hot fucking. I could describe another hot scene with Mariah. Yup the chic from the Diabolic series. (I think in this production is shows her in her drastically young early years, cause she's a toothpick in this one. So young and tiny) You know, the white chic. Okay she's spanish, but in this flick she turned white. That's amazing. Let's see, we see pornstars giving academy award acting performances (sarcasm) in this flick , we see a black pornstar trying to kick rap lyrics while a white guy by the name of Eminem (Eminem sucks dik by the way) that way blows him out, and now we see a spanish chic morphing into a white chic. Umm..wow.

It ends here class..yes, I know you want to learn more. Hey don't be sad..there's a part 3 and 4 and 5..heck there is more to come.

Image is top notch on this dvd, the sound is good. No special features really just a trailer featuring another production of Jake Steed's Black Whoes and Fros..I don't know what if that is the actual name , I kinda forgot, sorry. Unfortunately we get to hear Jake Steed rap constantly throughout the entire trailer. Thanks.

All in all another hot flick that goes right behind part 1. Hot sex, cute chics and stupid behavior. A must for Interracial fans. By the way no condoms used in part one or this one, and no fake boobs. I anxiously await part 3 for another adventure. Highly recommended! Class is dismissed.

Answers To Questions:

1) Because Jake is really a monkey.

2) Because Jake looks like a monkey and doesn't want to scare the white chic away.