Back in the Dark Ages when Bob Mizer was filming nude models on 8mm and calling it art to keep from getting in trouble with the law (which he did anyway) who would have thought Bob was also making hardcore features? The proof is here on this DVD! Wow, if the law knew about them Mizer would probably have been executed. The films are not up (no pun intended) to our present day offerings but I can imagine viewers who were lucky enough to get these at that time must have worn the skin off their weenies. Even now they are capable of engorging organs. HARDCORE FILM CLASSICS consists of nine shorts of varying length and quality. All but one are in color and have post-dubbed music. One has post-dubbed voices. The one that is post-dubbed is the first and longest: Vito and the Love Bandit. Young Vito is on the sofa looking at a porn magazine and stroking his stiffy when a young masked bandit crawls through the window. The bandit is so distracted by Vitos dick that Vito is able to snatch the gun away and order the bandit down on his cock.