Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.