Seducing a straight guy. Its one of the all-time gay fantasies. Yet the reality is that although it may provide a tremendous boost to the ego, its probably going to be pretty bad sex. DONT KISS ME IM STRAIGHT is divided into four encounters that are supposedly true-life adventures written by gays who seduced straights. Accept it as truth if you will. In Pizza Boy young blond Jim Montana has set the scene for seduction. A straight porn video is playing on the TV. The deliveryman, David Grant (hes a little too old to be a boy) is left sitting on the sofa as Jim goes off to get his money. Naturally David watches the action on the screen. Naturally he springs a boner. When Jim returns, he sits next to David and takes a long time to get the money from his wallet. (It will not take him long to get the dick out of David's pants.) He reaches over to touch the deliverymans thigh. The deliverymans initial reaction is to quickly remove Jims hand.