Anyone for bear? If so, then this might be the flick for you. The casting requisite seems to be have body hair youre in. Mind you I like bears. As long as they are young, slim or muscular, and good-looking. When they are old, grizzled, and weigh over 300 pounds they dont inspire me. Luckily its the former here and not the latter. The plot is very silly and undeveloped. It is supposed to be a take-off on film noir with Thomas Lloyd as a private eye hired to find someone called Dirty Hairy who is blackmailing a senator. The dialogue sounds as though it was translated into Sanskrit and then turned back into English. The humor is not humorous. The acting, which purports to be camp, is just bad. It was a great idea, but unfortunately director Donner had neither the wit nor the imagination to carry it off. Thomas Lloydone of my favorite actorswho gave a virtuosos performance in Animus, is especially disappointing. Overacting in the dialogue scenes andwhat is worsemugging in the sex scenes. Nothing takes the heat out of sex like someone pretending to be Jerry Lewis.

Its short. Its funny! Its sexy...sometimes! IT is Mike Donners trifle, DIRTY HARRY, brought to us by those nice people at All Worlds Video. With the exception of discovery Zach Warner, all the men are rugged, hirsute hunks with nicely bronzed bodies and each and every one of them has seven inches or more to offer to eager bottoms. So, with bottoms up, lets drink a toast to the men of DIRTY HAIRY, and the valiant attempt to raise laughter as well as hardons. To begin with, DIRTY HAIRY only contains four sex scenes, which is alright since the strained humor in between those scenes (and during the second one) detracts highly from the viewing pleasure one usually associates with adult entertainment. The tagged-on story, which could have easily been made by a far better director than Donner, lies flaccid with its listen to this funny line attitude, and the helpless mugging (though energetic) of discovery Zach Warner. So, here goes the plot and synopsis, which Ill try to keep as short as the movie itself.