One Lucky Fuck #3 Damn, I hate having to do this, but for a second time in a few weeks I have to say the following about a PXP title: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture throughout the entire feature is shown in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and it kinda looked okay, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.

Well, this may be the last Jake Malone movie under RLD/PXP that I get to review. Somewhat fitting, it's also the first look at an ongoing series. Premise is simple. I've always complained about blowbang movies since they feature the scraggliest guys and you always wonder when the actual intercourse begins. You can think of One Lucky Fuck as a blowbang movie except near the end of the scene one lucky guy gets to do her (hence the title one lucky fuck). Meanwhile all the other guys are spooging on her face while that one lucky guy is doing her so Jake could've called this series, Raining on Your Party. All of the girls were cute and each has their own blowbang scene. Well, except for Lexi Belle because I don't call two guys a blowbang. The vaginal intercourse at the end doesn't go very long as you watch the guys unload on the girls faces and all of them have that annoyed "can't you see I'm being I'm still getting fucked" tight lipped smile as they can't cum dodge. The strongest performer by far was Isabel Ice.