Reviews of Spyder Jonez Movies with Trailers (2)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tiffany Tyler, Diana Prince, Nika Noir, Eden Adams, Giselle Ibiza
Studio: Teravision
Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Release date: 3/15/2010
Previews: Previews
Model Bitches review summaries:
fu_q's
Review: Smokin Hot Model Bitches Volume 1 is a good offering from Evan Seinfeld (a.k.a. Spyder Jonez) and Iron Cross that delivers strong heat in some places, but is lacking in others. From the title, one would expect the actresses in this production to possess a unique look, butwhile there is certainly nothing wrong with them, and they are certainly attractivethis really doesnt occur. The female performerswho all have one-on-one boy/girl sequences with Evangenerally have fairly typical porn looks. (Againthis isnt meant as an insult but, instead, as more of an observation.) As such and to me, the title is something of a misnomer. Additionally, the viewer is going to have to be amenable to watching Evan have sex in every scene in order to fully enjoy this endeavor. Given that he is heavily tattooedhe is a rocker, of coursethis may be a bit difficult for some audiences, and it certainly doesnt help the production in terms of variety. [read the full review]
review from 5/5/2010:
Review: Smokin Hot Model Bitches Volume 1 is a good offering from Evan Seinfeld (a.k.a. Spyder Jonez) and Iron Cross that delivers strong heat in some places, but is lacking in others. From the title, one would expect the actresses in this production to possess a unique look, butwhile there is certainly nothing wrong with them, and they are certainly attractivethis really doesnt occur. The female performerswho all have one-on-one boy/girl sequences with Evangenerally have fairly typical porn looks. (Againthis isnt meant as an insult but, instead, as more of an observation.) As such and to me, the title is something of a misnomer. Additionally, the viewer is going to have to be amenable to watching Evan have sex in every scene in order to fully enjoy this endeavor. Given that he is heavily tattooedhe is a rocker, of coursethis may be a bit difficult for some audiences, and it certainly doesnt help the production in terms of variety. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tera Patrick, Mika Tan, Kianna Dior, Avena Lee, Nyomi Marcela, Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Mya Luanna, Kaiya Lynn
Studio: Teravision
Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Release date: 9/22/2009
Previews: Previews
Reign Of Tera 3 review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
The cover slick for Reign of Tera 2 says it all; “The third installment in the greatest selling Tera Patrick series of all time is upon us. Reign of Tera 3... Battle for the Asian Love Palace. Things are always hot at The Asian Love Palace, and Tera is always in charge, or is she??? This time around murder, espionage and suspense wrap around some of the most torrid sex scenes featuring the hottest Asian love kittens of all time.” This time around it’s slightly different though as we have 4 hot scenes to keep us occupied. [read the full review]
review from 10/24/2009:
The cover slick for Reign of Tera 2 says it all; “The third installment in the greatest selling Tera Patrick series of all time is upon us. Reign of Tera 3... Battle for the Asian Love Palace. Things are always hot at The Asian Love Palace, and Tera is always in charge, or is she??? This time around murder, espionage and suspense wrap around some of the most torrid sex scenes featuring the hottest Asian love kittens of all time.” This time around it’s slightly different though as we have 4 hot scenes to keep us occupied. [read the full review]
fu_q's
"Reign of Tera 3" is an Asian-themed feature by Teravision starring none other than the ever-popular, Tera Patrick. The storyline involves an investigation into the poisoning of customers at an Asian brothel run by Tera and owned by Evan Seinfeld (of Biohazard and reality t.v. fame in real life). There are four scenes presented here--a boy-girl romp between Michelle Maylene and a Caucasian actor, a tense and steamy boy-girl anal sequence involving Tera and Evan, a lengthy and fairly tame all-girl orgy centered around Tera and seven other Asian actresses, and a blowjob scene between Lucy Thai and Evan Seinfeld. Overall, this production is above-average--mostly due to the scorching Evan and Tera anal action--but it is not spectacular. The plot is simple, the scenes are largely average, and the bonuses are somewhat lacking. If you are a Tera Patrick fan, this is likely a worthwhile purchase. Otherwise, a test rental is probably best. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2009:
"Reign of Tera 3" is an Asian-themed feature by Teravision starring none other than the ever-popular, Tera Patrick. The storyline involves an investigation into the poisoning of customers at an Asian brothel run by Tera and owned by Evan Seinfeld (of Biohazard and reality t.v. fame in real life). There are four scenes presented here--a boy-girl romp between Michelle Maylene and a Caucasian actor, a tense and steamy boy-girl anal sequence involving Tera and Evan, a lengthy and fairly tame all-girl orgy centered around Tera and seven other Asian actresses, and a blowjob scene between Lucy Thai and Evan Seinfeld. Overall, this production is above-average--mostly due to the scorching Evan and Tera anal action--but it is not spectacular. The plot is simple, the scenes are largely average, and the bonuses are somewhat lacking. If you are a Tera Patrick fan, this is likely a worthwhile purchase. Otherwise, a test rental is probably best. [read the full review]