Reviews of Hannah Harper Movies with Trailers (1)
Dream Teens 2 (Sin City) review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
I was surprised to find out this was a feature thinking that it was just another teen gonzo. Hannah Harper plays off her past by running the Dream Teens agency. Most of her day is babysitting her girls and making sure they get to their sets on time. This could've been a hilarious comedy where Hannah makes fun of her time with LA Directmodels but the movie takes itself seriously. However it's serious enough to have some bits of unintentional comedy. Brooke and Kris Knight are seeing/fucking each other and he spends the night with her at the agency. Every time I see Brooke it seems like she gets better and better. She convinces me that she actually like sex now. He has his hangups on dating a porn star. Even the line, "It's not the same as doing it with you", makes its expected appearance. Melissa Lauren wants to desecrate her neighbour who is a priest's son and she is willing to use her butt to do it. How can men resist that kind of evil? Joey Ray is investigating a murder that Kris Knight is accused of but Joey has time to comfort one of the incidentary witnesses, Kelli Kline. [read the full review]
review from 4/27/2005:
I was surprised to find out this was a feature thinking that it was just another teen gonzo. Hannah Harper plays off her past by running the Dream Teens agency. Most of her day is babysitting her girls and making sure they get to their sets on time. This could've been a hilarious comedy where Hannah makes fun of her time with LA Directmodels but the movie takes itself seriously. However it's serious enough to have some bits of unintentional comedy. Brooke and Kris Knight are seeing/fucking each other and he spends the night with her at the agency. Every time I see Brooke it seems like she gets better and better. She convinces me that she actually like sex now. He has his hangups on dating a porn star. Even the line, "It's not the same as doing it with you", makes its expected appearance. Melissa Lauren wants to desecrate her neighbour who is a priest's son and she is willing to use her butt to do it. How can men resist that kind of evil? Joey Ray is investigating a murder that Kris Knight is accused of but Joey has time to comfort one of the incidentary witnesses, Kelli Kline. [read the full review]