Zoid's New Machine Movie Reviews (3)
Release date: 8/5/2004
Reviewed on: 10/16/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Misty Rain, Felecia, Alex Sanders, Randy West, Vince Vouyer, Linda Thoren, Nakita Kash, Vixxen, Nacho Vidal, Crystal Knight
Review brief: "The very best of early Up & Cummers and more" reads the text on the box cover. Let's see.. Technical Runtime: apprx. 137 minutes Region: all Audio/Video: Mixed bag, but overall from average to below average. Most clips are from mid/late 90s. Feature Nakita Kash (from Real Female Masturbation #1) This is a short scene (about 10 mins) that takes place inside a riding car. Randy flims, some dude drives and Nakita is masturbating at the back seat. She mostly rubs her clit instead of fingering, and some time later, she also uses a dildo. If you into the solo acts, then I think it's pretty good scene. Nakita is convincing, appears to have fun, and gets her juices flowing to the point when it looks like a cream pie. Score: VixXxen, Alex Sanders, Randy West (from Up & Cummers #3) Things start off with Vixxen being eaten by Alex. She also gives Randy head at the same time and seems to enjoy it. After that, she rides Alex in RC and, generally, receives some serious pussy pounding in this position.
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Release date: 2/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/3/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy West, Melanie Stone, Idalis Hunter, Kurt Lockwood, Sabrina Snow, Luci Thai
Review brief: Randy West presents episode number 122 of his never-ending "Up & Cummers" line. I have seen Young Cream Pies #8 which is a collection of different U&C scenes and, I thought, it's time to check out the real thing. These series feature (usually) amateur girls or starting porn starlets who are first being introduced in a lengthy interview and then being submitted to a reasonably tame love making, in a sense that the intercourse practically never goes beyond vaginal. The focus also lies on internal pop shots. Technical Runtime: apprx. 136 minutes Region: 0 Audio/Video: Full frame (4:3). Video quality is okay. Menu: Nice 'cause it offers access not only to the scenes, but also some parts of a scene like, for example, cum shots. However, there was one instance where the links were messed up. Feature Scene 1 - Lucy Thai and Randy West Lucy is an oriental girl with Thai and Cambodian genes, as she explains herself. She is tiny, cute and equipped with an impressive pair of beautiful, natural titties.
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Release date: 12/30/2003
Reviewed on: 9/29/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Chante, Jenna Jameson, Pantera, Crissy Moran
Review brief: YCP is a compilation of scenes from (mainly) Randy West's Up & Cummers line. I wanted to get my hands on #8 because it contains the famous scene with young Jenna Jameson, and also Crissy Moran. It's curious that the title in the video itself reads "Fresh Cream Pies 8" and I don't know what the deal here is. Technical Runtime: 2 hrs. Region: 0 Extras: Photo Gallery, previews from 7 other New Machine releases Audio/Video: Quality varies greatly because some clips are relatively old. Some scenes have lousy VHS quality, while some others are significantly better. Notes: I've experienced some strange hiccups with this DVD. For the sake of review, I watched it on my computer (+ DVD-ROM) and during playback, it was okay; but as soon as I paused or tried to fast-forward and then resume with normal speed, the disc kept spinning and at some point, picture froze completely. I thought it might have been some issue with my DVD-ROM, so I tried it on my normal player. It was better, but reading from disc was still not optimal.
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