wetmartini has reviewed 2 adult movies .
wetmartini's Movie Reviews (2)
Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 11/17/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Betty, Nikki Montana, Moonlight, Lauro Giotto, Paulo, Ricardo Bell, Lara Angel, Nicolette Pal, Gary Boldiszar
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: High Octane 9 directed by Patrick Handsome approx. run time: 100 min. DVD released: 10/29/2002 The High Octane series is supposed to be plot based film noir centered around themes of danger - much like Kovi's features for Private - but, to be honest, I'm not sure why Patrick Handsome bothers. The plot for this video is so thin I was tempted to give it an "n/a" rating. Not that it matters one bit. All but the most hardcore feature-lovers and raincoaters should be able to find a sufficient number of "redeemable qualities" to enjoy this title - five, to be exact. Typically, your average porn release might showcase somewhere between four to six women, of which one, two or maybe even three might be good looking and the rest only so-so, perhaps worse (varying of course by personal tastes). But have you ever watched a video in which you found every single girl attractive? neither have I ... it would be a gross understatement to call the women in High Octane 9 merely "attractive." Each and every one is a gorgeous, model quality Euro-babe.
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Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 6/30/2002
Studio: West Coast Productions
Starring: Angel, Mia, Dora, Patricia, Cynthia
Review brief: Fresh Butts & Natural Tits (2002) West Coast Productions DVD Running Time: approx 106 mins Directed by Ray Anderson Cast: Patricia Diamond (aka Patricia Pallona), Dora Venter, Mia (aka Lily, Lilou), Angel, Cynthia, Nick Lang, Leslie Taylor, Onyx, Csoky Ice I'm not a big fan of West Coast Productions' stuff, but after seeing the cast list (especially the lovely Patricia Diamond) and receiving a little prodding from Sbandoboy, I couldn't resist taking a look. I'm happy to say I wasn't too disappointed - although with both the male and female performers involved, they'd be hard pressed to mess this one up. The layout closely resembles the format widely used by Anabolic and Red Light District Videos. No plot, no production values, not even introductions. Each scene starts off with a different shot of Budapest which quickly pans off to a house or apartment where we witness each of the 5 girls sitting alone, 3 out of the 5 already naked. A few seconds later a guy (or 2 guys) walks in and promptly gets down to business.
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