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Boy From Rio De Janiero, The
Release date: 1/21/2002
Reviewed on: 5/21/2002

Studio: Gen XXX



Review brief: THE BOY FROM RIO DE JANIERO One hour, seven minutes; it only seems longer... Two men on the outskirts of town are joined by a third. Boredom ensues. This low-quality production has to be one of the most un-erotic excursions into what should be the hot jungles of South America. The three uncredited actors are not even remotely big-screen matinee idol material - two are dark-toned; the third is pale and pasty, with the beginnings of a pudgy belly! Maybe it's baby fat on its way out; since these guys appear to be part of the under-twenty-one crowd. No money was wasted on production values; the soundtrack allows for the ambient (hardly!) sounds of traffic horns and barking dogs to come through loud and clear. The video quality is non-existent; I've seen better duped vhs tapes. Obviously this was shot on video, as the frequent white-outs between camera angles will verify.
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