The magus's Kick Ass Movie Reviews (3)
Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 1/8/2005
Studio: Kick Ass
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alec Metro, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Taylor Rain, Mary Carey, Jonni Pharmicia
Review brief: At first glance, Taylor Rain is an unlikely candidate for porn super stardom. There are far prettier girls who never come close to the mark. Her thin frame sometimes borders on scrawny. She doesnt talk much, and when she does in BTS stuff, she sounds naïve for such a veteran. Then there are the incessant rumors of excessive drug use, and flakiness. But she is one of my, and many others, all time favorites. It may be worth considering why that is. I can recall no lackluster performances, except when she appeared with the malicious Max Hardcore, but that is what he requires. Her longevity, by modern starlet standards, belies her alleged unreliability and addictions. Her eyes are always bright, and her smile infectiously real. Her body seems, more often than not, sleek and svelte, especially in this compilation. Her asshole is legendary and near perfection, and she knows how to use it. More than anything, and more than any porn star in my memory, she projects a compelling vulnerability in her sexual personae.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 12/20/2004
Studio: Kick Ass
Starring: Pascal White, Steve Perry, Alicia Rhodes, Karina Clarke, Sammi White, Mario Pininfarina
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: Ben Dover has been MIA in the USA since VCA dropped him. This Kick Ass vid features 4 complete scenes plus a bonus. They offer a long version billed as 3 hours and 40 minutes! And a short version, which I assume cuts way down on Ben's long setups. I went for the complete as the setups are often the best parts. Ben looks older, but still has his trademark sense of humor. Pascal, the Belgium Bonker, is around, looking even more like the emaciated bastard son of Marty Feldman. The guy can pound the pussy, though. Another longtime pal, Super Mario, shows up as a cameraman in one scene, and jumps in for some DP action. Ben goes for wide girthed, big assed, plain looking babes who coo with joy at his worshipful treatment. The MO is to lure shy, shall I or shant I, girls, and watch them evolve into anal sluts by the end of the scene. Sometimes it works, sometimes its a bore. The only girl I can recommend is Anna in scene 2, a long-legged, dark skinned Parisian doll, who works in London as a lap dancer. She goes the miracle mile to anal nirvana, often flashing a killer smile.
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Release date: 5/29/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2003
Studio: Kick Ass
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jay Ashley, Jessica Darlin, Lee Stone, Trevor Zen, Ander Page, Renee Pornero, Stefany Mays, Boo Dilicious, Talon
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: This is definitely the hey day of the girl next door type in porn. Healthy fresh faces, real tits, naturally enthusiastic attitudes rule the roost. And the Grrl Power series showcases these attributes better than most. In Volume 15 we have two outstanding examples of the type. Ander Page must fuck the bail bondsman to get her boyfriend out of jail, and her reverse cowgirl should nourish the wood of the limpest of dicks. Save the Viagra for another day! Her natural tits bouncing,long hair flowing, long trim legs spread wide open, and a face to kill Iraqis for. Boo fucks a record producer to get a contract, and this slim, perky breasted cutie is a joy to behold in all positions, shes positively boo-delicious!! Jessica Darling also delivers the goods including anal and some ATMs. Renee Pornero has to withstand the onslaught of Lee Stone's crooked cock, and the behind the scenes stuff show it wasn't easy. The setups, as always, consist of the stars reading letters from girls in some sort of distress, and responding with advice.
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