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Rembrandt X has reviewed 3 adult movies .

Rembrandt X's Movie Reviews (3)

Boxcover for Backseat Driver 8 (Metro)
Backseat Driver 8 (Metro)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003

Studio: Metro

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Jessica Jewel, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Kristina St. James, Wendi Knight, Kimi, Kimi Gee, Ava Vincent
Directed by: Anton Slayer

Review brief: BACKSEAT DRIVER 08 Production date: December 1998 Wendi Knight / Age: late 20s / Scene 1 Anal sex: **: doggy Blow job: *** Vaginal sex: **: cowgirl (this couldve been better if there had been no assgrabbing: keep those asses handsfree!) Comment: If sexdroids existed Wendi Knight could be one: Shes quite good-looking, has a nice body and shows no emotion whatsoever. Nothing she does is bad or very good; shes just going through the motions. The least energetic scene of this movie. (Allysin Chaynes is also in this scene, but does no anal.
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Boxcover for Sweet Surrender (Heatwave / Horizon)
Sweet Surrender (Heatwave / Horizon)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/28/2003

Studio: Heatwave

Starring: Brandon Iron, Regina Reardon, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Elle Devyne, Houston, Victoria Steelw, Herschel Savage

Review brief: SWEET SURRENDER (Original title: I Love you, Suck my Dick 2 Production date: May 1998 Regina Reardon / Age: 22 / Scene 1 Anal sex: *: spoon (her anus is apparently só tight that Dave semi-Hardman cant get his dick in, after several failed attempts he goes back to pussy-fucking) Blow job: ** nothing of interest to mention, shes just going through the motions Vaginal sex: ***: spoon, very short cowgirl, back to spoon after the failed anal [see above] (Alas we have to suffer through that in/out nonsense, keep the dick in the chick!) Comment: The action ends with a very weak cumshot, consisting of a few measly drops on the cute girls chest Victoria Steele / Age: late 20s / Scene 2 Anal sex: ***: mish, reverse-cowgirl, spoon Blow job: ****: she takes it ballsdeep and gets mouthfucked a little, after a good facial cumshot she does some aftersucking (best blow job of this movie) Vaginal sex: **: mish (again that annoying in/out stuff, keep the dick in the chick!) Comment: It may be the lighting, but her skin looks rather ashen, and she is too skinny, making this Canadian girl no
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Boxcover for This Little Piggy Went to Porno
This Little Piggy Went to Porno

Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 8/27/2003

Studio: Horizon

Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Joelani, Crystal Dawn, Elle Devyne, Herschel Savage

Review brief: THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO PORNO Production date: june 1998 Comment: since Im mainly interested in the anal sex Ill only review the scenes that have it. Jasmin St. Claire / Age: 27 / Scene 1 Anal sex: ***: spoon, doggy (the in/out nonsense is always annoying, keep the dick in the chick! Blow job: ***: with short aftersuck Vaginal sex: **: doggy, cowgirl (to watch cg is my most favorite vag.
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