Pornucopia's Movie Reviews with Trailers (5)
Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Meghan Chavalier, Nicole, Sassy, Talon, Kayla Marie
Review brief: Real Sex Magazine #59 is another in a long line of magazine-style videos from director William Wild Bill Wittrock. He interviews each girl for a few minutes before the action starts. Most have little of interest to say. Nicole Scott (billed simply as Nicole) is a slim redhead who works only with her s/o, Jonathan Cain. Shes cute; hes not, by any stretch of the imagination. Its pure torment watching this huge, unkempt fellow doing the nasty with a potential dream girl. Alas, it turns into a nightmare for me. She does some obviously painful anal before he delivers on her lips. Canadian blonde Meghan takes on Alex Sanders next. She also takes it up the ass, looks bored throughout, and finally swallows his pride. Kayla Marie (as Kayla) says shes half-Brazilian, and shows off her typical Brazilian butt, whatever that implies. Shes a brunette with a decent body and a shaved snatch. Rick Masters romps with her for a while before dropping his guy goo on her Brazilian butt. Batting cleanup is a semi-cute, 411, blonde, Sassy.
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Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Vivid
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Starring: Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sharon Kane, Eric Masterson, Cherokee, Chloe Jones, Lezley Zen, Mario Rossi
Directed by: David Stanley
Review brief: Loveless is an entertaining flick that is a perfect example of bait-and-switch advertising. The box cover features gorgeous Chloe Jones, and shes got top billing in the credits. But this is really Lezley Zens vehicle. And while Lezley is no dog, shes not in Chloes class looks-wise. Chloe starts the action with a brief threeway with Evan Stone and another guy. The plotline is stupid and not really worth repeating (although Evan is pretty funny in his role). Suffice to say shes enticed to audition for a porno movie, the action is lukewarm at best, and it ends (after a very long jerkoff session) with a double facial. Lezley has a Jewish American Princess look to her, and she keeps a kind of bitchy but sexy persona going throughout. She asks Eric Masterson, her new neighbor, to be her partner in a fuck buddy arrangement, complete with no names exchanged and no falling in love. Eric resembles Chandler Bing in Friends, and Lezley looks a little like the Oh.myGod!!! Janice character from that same series.
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Release date: 2/10/2004
Reviewed on: 4/15/2004
Studio: Vivid
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Dasha, Eric Masterson, Dillion Day, Sunrise Adams, Jasmine Lynn, Michelle Michaels, Betty Sue
Directed by: David Stanley
Review brief: Vicious Streak is a strange little flick that leans toward couples-oriented, but throws in enough fetishism to possibly attract the fringe crowd. It starts off with Sunrise Adams as an apartment manager showing a vacancy to prospective tenant Evan Stone. Soon, she has seduced him (why he needs to be seduced by the gorgeous Adams is anyones guess) into a romp on the apartment floor. It ends with a chest cumshot. The next applicant for the apartment is Eric Masterson, who isnt as easily persuaded as Stone. He rejects Adams advances, which not only surprises Adams but intrigues her as well. Meanwhile, Dasha is getting down and dirty with a bald-headed Dillon Day in Adams office. Dillons character is supposed to be gay, and its hard to tell what motivates him to switch teams, other than the lovely Dasha. Dillon comes on her foot. Adams visits Masterson and makes another advance, but again he turns her down. Turns out hes going to be busy videotaping a lezout between Jasmine Lynn and Betty Sue.
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Release date: 9/15/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Bianca, Madison, Blake Palmer, Nicole, Domino, Lee Stone, Nick Manning, Katsuni, Nicole Scott, Jonathan Cain, Corina Taylor, Bianca Pureheart
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #39 features one of the most beautiful girls to ever do porn, Bianca. She alone makes this a worthwhile addition to any smut library. Her scene is the last of five, but it is definitely worth the wait. We open with a bit of behind the scenes action as director Clive McLean shows a cute blonde, newcummer Victoria Phillips, the ropes of how the scene will go down. After the standard voiceover (a tactic employed by several porn series that is both boring and stupid), Victoria starts playing with Domino, an attractive Latina with some of the longest hair in history (it travels down to the bottom of her butt). They are in a barn and being watched by Nick Manning. Soon, he joins the fun. Nick likes to show hes tough, so he talks dirty and calls the girls names throughout the scene. They go through the usual position changes before Nick deposits his load on both girls faces to finish a pretty good scene. Scene Two features Katsumi, an Oriental cutie with a French accent (nice combo!), and Lee Stone. Shes been abandoned on a deserted road.
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Release date: 9/20/2002
Reviewed on: 3/29/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Julian, Lee Stone, Angel Long, Brittney Skye, Elizabeth Del Mar, Paris Showers, Daisy Dukes
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Naughty College Schholgirls #23 is a pretty good piece of porn. The hot action overcomes the lack of any drop-dead beauties. There are no dumb setups or dialogue to ruin the atmosphere. And, although there is no anal sex, there is plenty of hard (but not abusive) sex. Cute blonde Angel Long (billed simply as Angel) is first out of the gate. Shes wearing a plaid skirt and knee-high socks. Unfortunately, upon closer inspection, she sports hideous tattoos on her butt and hip. Overlook those however, and she is a sizzling performer. She sucks Lee Stones cock as well as anyone Ive seen recently, then goes through the standard position changes before opening wide for a shot of Lees juices. Attractive brunette Daisy Dukes (Melissa Milano) takes on Julian next. She also sports that Catholic schoolgirl outfit of knee-highs and plaid skirt. After too short a BJ, she spreads her legs in various positions, including a terrific reverse cowgirl.
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