pornopunk's Legend Movie Reviews (15)
Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 8/15/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Liza Harper, Rod Fontana, Rick Masters, Catalina, Dwayne Cummings, Ashley Haze, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Grip Johnson
Review brief: Having seen the first two volumes of this series I know what to expect, girls dressed in army themed outfits getting fucked up the ass. No pussy fucking allowed! Army of Ass 4 offers up a nice cast of two veterans and two newbies. Liza Harpers return is my main reason for wanting to see this one. Watching Catalina, Cherry Poppens and Ashley Haze take it up the poopchute will be considered a bonus for me. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Liza Harper, guy) Liza starts off the scene looking hot and talking dirty to the camera. Shes wearing a sexy top that shows her mid drift and tight little shorts. She removes her shorts and fingers her ass while continuing to dirty talk us with her sexy accent. The guy comes in and she gives him a good blowjob, mostly no hands sucking. Since this is an anal only flick, he bends her over the couch and fucks her ass in doggie.
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Release date: 12/14/2003
Reviewed on: 7/23/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Darren James, Mark Wood, Brandi Lyons, Rhiannon Bray, Victoria Givens, Gia Paloma
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: As Ive mentioned in earlier reviews from this series, All About Ass is my favorite of the anal only titles. Its a very sraight forward series, no interviews, a bit of tease/ masturbation from the girls. Then its on to the action. Thats the way I like it and All About Ass 17 sticks to the script. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Brandi Lyons, Mark Wood) Brandi is a cute brunette with long straight hair. She has medium natural breasts and a nice butt. the scene starts with a short sexy tease focusing mainly on her ass. Mark comes in and Brandi sucks his cock. She gives good eye contact and takes his cock deep down her throat. Mark thens fucks her ass in variety of positions. Mish, reverse cowgirl and doggie are the highlights. Piledriver makes him cum all over her open mouth and cheek. ** 8 ** Scene Two (Rhiannon Bray, Darren James) Rhiannon is a sexy brunette with a nice rack and great ass. After a nice short tease she swallows Darrens cock and does some good no hands sucking.
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Release date: 11/18/2003
Reviewed on: 7/14/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Julian St. Jox, Guy DiSilva, Jasmine Lynn, Jason Zupalo, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe, Solara Star
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Interracial Nation is another under-rated series directed by Mark Wood. Each volume to date has featured some of the hottest white girls in porn. Volume 7 brings more of the same. The newest Buttwoman Lauren Phoenix, cute newcomer Missy Monroe, and the lovely Jasmine Lynn are all feaured. I rate each scene on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Jasmine Lynn, guy) If youve watch any porn over the last two years, you know who Jasmine Lynn is. If youve read any of my past reviews, youll also know shes my all-time favorite. Well with that said, on to the review. Jasmine gives a brief interview before getting naked. In no time she has her lips wrapped around some black cock. She gives a nice blowjob taking it balls deep down her throat and also does some no hands sucking. Her pussy gets fucked from behind and in mish. Her ass gets fucked starting in mish. Before climbing on for some reverse cowgirl, she sucks his dick clean straight from her ass.
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Release date: 12/9/2003
Reviewed on: 6/29/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Melanie, Darren James, Brooke, Kelli Jennsen, Bianca Pureheart
Review brief: I like Mark Woods directing style. All About Ass is my favorite series of his, but when I want to see a well shot movie featuring fresh teen faces, Teens Goin Wild is one of the titles I always look for. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Melanie, Darren James) Melanie is a British babe with blonde hair and braces on her teeth. She has a cute face and a nice body with smallish, natural boobs. She talks to the camera and rubs her pussy a little bit. Then Darren comes in and she gives his cock some oral attention. The blowjob is captured in variety of angles. Melanie sucks on his dick with some hand action and no hands style. She bends over and Darren slides into her pussy in doggie. She then mounts him cowgirl style. She has a nice butt, so I enjoyed this position. I enjoyed it more when the black cock is moved from her pussy to her ass. She seems to like it up the ass and rides Darrens cock just as hard. They move back to doggie with the black bone still in her ass.
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Release date: 5/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/22/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Claudio, Darren James, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Envy Me, Brittney Skye, Taylor Rain, Alaura Eden, Sweetie Nice
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Try A Teen 15 is one of many movies from this series that has consistently featured some of the biggest names in porn the last last few years. Brittney Skye and Taylor Rain both make appearances in this one. Try A Teen is a little different than most, because at the end of each scene the girls recieve grades on their performances. To see what those guys think youll have to watch the movie. Ill give you my grades for free. I rate each scene on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Brittney Skye, Mark Wood) Britney looks adorably cute in this scene. Shes bears a strong resemblance to Jenna Jameson, but shes better looking to me. Brittney has long blonde hair(in ponytails) and shes wearing a little white top exposing her mid-drift with a short plaid skirt. Theres a little chat on the sofa before the two get down to business. Brittney sucks Marks very nicely. She gives good eye contact and does some no hands sucking as well, taking the cock all the way down her throat. Cowgirl was treat to watch as Brittney bobbed her cute tushy up and down on Marks rod.
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Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 6/18/2004
Studio: Legend
Review brief: When I recieved this dvd, it quickly found its way into my dvd player. Heres why. Jasmine Lynn, Taylor Rain and Ashley Blue . All in the same movie! The best part is, I know their all taking it up the ass! Im so excited.. Lets begin the review already. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Taylor Rain, two guys) Great way to start with one the prettiest young teens on the porn scene. Taylor Rain aka OOOH, Yeah queen. For the few who has never had the priviledge of seeing this hottie, Ill fill you in. Shes a smokin brunette with a slim body, cute little butt and a nice pair of small perky tits. The scene starts with her all tied up looking hot in black top, plaid skirt, and a ball gag in her mouth. She doesnt even need her hands delivering world class head to both cocks! They poke her holes with their fingers before filling them with cock. One in her ass in doggie, the other in her mouth. Her tight ass gets tested in reverse cowgirl.
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Release date: 4/7/2003
Reviewed on: 6/16/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Madison, Claudio, Darren James, Kalani, Mark Wood, Dayzjha Nay, Jasmine Lynn, Bonnie Heart
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Theres lots of movies you can choose from in the teen/barely legal genre. Being a fan of Mark Woods no nonsense approach to porn, I decided to check this one out. Also, when I saw my favorite pornstar Jasmine Lynn on the boxcover, I was sold. As for the other girls, this is the first time Ive laid eyes on anything of them. I m looking forward to seeing how wild these teenies can be. I rate all scenes on a scale from 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Jasmine Lynn, Mark Wood) I fell in lust with Jasmine the first time I laid eyes on her in Rlds Assault That Ass 2 which I strongly recommend, if you havent seen it. Jasmine is a cute blonde with an angel face. She has a tight little body featuring an adorable set of small perky boobs and a nice little butt. The scene starts with no inverview, just a flash of her name and age( which is wrong) . Mark comes in and whips out his cock for her to suck. In seconds she gets naked and climbs on for some cowgirl. This made me a happy man because I love to stare at Jasmines ass.
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Release date: 2/2/2004
Reviewed on: 6/15/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Valentino, Steve Taylor [I], Venus, Sharon Wild, Olivia Saint, Steven French, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s)
Directed by: Grip Johnson
Review brief: I'm always on the look out for good anal series. Sometimes, I like to see movies were they just skip the pussy altogether and go straight for the ass. Army of Ass is that kind of movie. With a name like that, there has to be some sort of twist, and there is. All the girls are dressed in cute little army-like attire. Each scene starts with a little tease and a few words to the camera from the girls followed by the girl getting their asses fucked. I like the concept, now lets see how well it delivers. I rate all scenes on a scale from 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Sharon Wilde, guy) Sharon is a sexy blonde with a nice set of natural tits and a cute tushy. After her tease sequence she gets her asshole licked and fingered by the lucky guy who has received his orders to fuck her ass. Before he gets to her ass, he gets a really nice spit shine to his cock. Sharon's good at sucking cock. Lots of sexy no hands head from this blonde. He finally gets to bang her ass starting in doggie.
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Release date: 7/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Sasha, Darren James, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Vanessa Rubec, Taylor Lynn, Sin-nye
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: In the 9th volume of All About Ass, the series adds a little more variety in the actresses. We have blonde, brunette, asian, and latina. However we dont get variety in the sex, only the ass gets fucked in this one. Thats why we love it. Each scene starts with a tease dance so I wont include it in the scene breakdown. I also rate each scene on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect rating. Scene 1 (Taylor Lynn, Mark Wood) Taylor is a pretty blonde, with long straight hair and a great set of natural boobs. The action starts with her giving Mark a nice little cock suck. She doesnt take it deep, but does some nice sucking and gives good eye contact to the camera. Next she lays on her back to get some dick in in her ass. She pulls her legs back and the action is captured some below and its gives us a close look at her tight behind being busted. Cowgirl is second postion and Taylor has a nice looking tush. She doesnt ride his cock that well, but at least we get to stare at her butt for a while. Looking at her nice rack is a bonus when she turns for some reverse cowgirl.
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Release date: 1/14/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Francesca Le, Darren James, Mark Wood, Olivia Saint, Lyla Lei, Renee Pornero, Honney Bunny
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Here we have the 11th installment of All About Ass. I must admit I bought this one based on the boxcover alone. Renee Pornero and Francesca Le s asses on the cover screamed buy me please! Honney Bunny and Olivia Saint are not bad on the eyes either. Another all anal adventure, this should be good. Scene 1 (Francesca Le, Mark Wood) Francescas ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. Great eye candy. Francesca has smooth tanned skin, long brown and a very pretty face. Oh yeah, this babe has a wonderful fit body too. She gets us some hot solo masturbation followed by a hotter blowjob on Mark after he enters the room. I like the way he fucks her face here. Its bun busting time and its begins in mish. Excellent camera work. Doggie is next and they make sure we see the action from all angles. After more mish and a huge gape, theres a good cowgirl ride with lots of close-up of her asshole hugging Marks cock.
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Release date: 10/17/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Angelica Sin, Darren James, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Ava Devine, Katrina Kraven
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: After seeing AAA 15, I was really looking forward to getting this one. I really like the direction this series is going, mainly staying the same. The only major change made was going all anal starting with the 8th installment. Marks just keeping it raw and simple. Scene 1 (Ava Devine, Darren James & Mark Wood) Its the first threesome of AAA series since way back, and Ava is the lucky chick who gets two cocks to play with. Ava looks to be of asian descent and boy does she have a huge set hooters! Shes wearing a sexy little corsett. She has a fiesty way about her as she talks to the camera, and its comes off in a sexy way. The guys grope her tits, before she drops down to her knees and gives both guys some grade A head. Shes a full-figured girl, but its in all the right places. The camera takes aim at her ass as she walks upstairs and into the house. The scene starts outside, by the way. She makes her way to the couch and the guys catch up to her quickly. She sucks on Marks cock as Darren heads up her ass in doggie.
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Release date: 6/30/2003
Reviewed on: 5/10/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Mark Wood, Veronica Caine, Gen Padova, Ana Nova, Victoria Spencer
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Number 14 of this series features three big tit blondes and one redhead. Yep, you guessed it, all anal. In this installment Mark Wood decides to keep all the babes to himself. Is that a good thing? Lets find out... Scene 1 (Anna Nova) The scene starts with Anna, wearing a black mesh see through catsuit, doing a sexy little tease/dance. For those who havent seen this german babe, shes a blonde with big enhanced mellons and a terrific shapely body. When the tease ends, she walks over to a lounge chair and gets on all fours to show off her backside. Mark soon joins to give her something to suck on. She sucks him off well and we get to see it from many angles, underneath is the more strokable one. He penetrates her ass from behind and the action is shot from the side, for the most part, focusing on her tits and facial expressions. Reverse cowgirl follows and Anna really starts to get vocal. The camera moves in really close to give us idea of how tight her ass really is. Anna has a really nice looking pussy too.
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Release date: 3/12/2003
Reviewed on: 5/10/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Catalina, Darren James, Jessica Darlin, Mark Wood, Hannah Harper, Japan
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Of all the movies Ive watched from this series, this one is probably the most solid from start to finish. It has a great cast featuring Catalina, Hannah Harper and a legend of gonzo films Jessica Darlin. This ones good folks! Scene 1 (Hannah Harper, Mark Wood) The scene starts with the camera following Hannahs beautiful ass. Shes a very sexy girl with long blond hair and a killer body. Shes wearing all black bra and panties with matching stocking. The camera follows her to the couch where she exposes her tits and begins fondling herself. She finger fucks her ass a bit before inserting a dildo. This looks really hot. Mark, already hard, comes in and Hannah gives his dick a couple of licks before delivering the one of the best bjs of her career. Excellent pov footage of no hands here. After that bit of heaven, she mounts Mark in reverse cowgirl and his cock goes straight up her tight ass. Great views from below and her ass looks super tight stretched around his dong. I love the way she sounds and the pace is perfect. Cowgirl is next and she rides like pro.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 5/10/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Brandon Iron, Mark Wood, Kimi Lixx, Tara Wild, Janet Peron, Gwen Pace, Jack Daniel
Directed by: Brandon Iron, Mark Wood
Review brief: This is one of the earlier installments of the series, before it series turned all anal. Most of the actresses in this one dont appear in many other movies. Kimi Lixx is the big name here and also the reason I decided to check it out. Ok, lets begin. Scene 1 (Kimi Lixx, Mark Wood) The scene opens with Kimi, a pretty girl with long blonde hair, outdoors standing next to a statue as she introduces her self to us. She even has a few lines of dialogue about how she loves greek gods and that she loves it in the ass. Shes wearing a sexy red dress and a garter belt underneath. The camera follows her, with full focus on her ass, as she goes to find some cock. On the patio, she finds Mark and drops to her knees to give a good blowjob, followed by a brief tit fuck. Next we see her lying on her back in a chair as Mark test drives her pussy. Her boobs look great bouncing as he fucks her. Doggie is the next postion they try. I was a little disappointed with this position because we didnt get any good ass shots.
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Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 5/9/2004
Studio: Legend
Starring: Darren James, Mark Wood, Jasmine Lynn, Bella-Marie Wolf, Faith Grant, Bria Jaye Love
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: This is my favorite all anal series. It is gonzo porn at its best. We get hot girls doing a little tease and then its straight down to business! Im looking forward to this one because my favorite Jasmine Lynn is feautured, so without further delay, lets rock! Scene 1 (Faith Grant , Mark Wood) Faith is a cute blonde with medium length blonde hair. The scene opens with her sitting in a chair and introduces herself. Shes dressed in black bra and panties with sexy stockings to match. She then stands up to give us a better look at her T & A as she undresses. After our little show she sits and starts to play with her pussy as she looks at the camera. Marks already hard cock enters and Faith goes after his dong pretty hard. She really does some nice sucking here, including some well shot no hands head. Faith lays on her back and Mark goes straight to ass in mish, we get some great angles especially underneath, you can see her tight asshole dripping with lube as he pounds away. Next we get some doggie action, good rhythm and good shots of her ass.
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