Phil Thee G's Movie Reviews with Trailers (10)
Release date: 10/12/2001
Reviewed on: 1/22/2003
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Peter North, Noname Jane, Lee Stone, Trinity, Barbie Bell, Calli Cox
Review brief: North Pole 23 Digital Sin Running Time: 90 minutes Cast: Brie, Barbie Belle, Jordan, Trinity, Violet Blue, Calli Cox, Lee Stone, Peter North Synopsis Five scenes of straight and non-offensive sex, possibly acceptable for couples No anal, one acceptable facial, nothing for hardcore consumption Scenes Scene 1 - Brie with Peter North "There You Are" is the first scene, featuring a decent looking, proportioned blonde named Brie with Peter. They have sex for what seems like forever on a bed, very repetitive. Scene 2 - Barbie Belle with Jordan "Cumming Home" features the smoking hot Barbie, a delicious long-haired blonde with a nice body and a large tattoo on her arm. She is an energetic fuck, but doesn't go as hardcore as she did in North Pole 19. Still, she is a pleasure to watch and the scene is pretty good. Scene 3 - Trinity with Peter North "Just for You!" starts with a very cute little blond, Trinity, primping for Peter in her white lingerie.
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Release date: 9/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/22/2003
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Peter North, Catalina, Mark Wood, Molly Rome, Lea Shelby, Nina Ferrari, Sweet Nicky, Monica Sweetheart, Judy Star
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: North Pole 22 Digital Sin Running Time: 90 minutes Cast: Judy Starr, Monica Sweetheart, Nina, Lea, Molly Rome, Mark Wood, Catalina, Sweet Nicky, and Peter North Synopsis Five scenes of straight and non-offensive sex, possibly acceptable for couples Some anal, one acceptable facial, nothing for hardcore consumption Scenes Scene 1 - Judy Starr with Peter North "Down on the Farm" features Judy Starr, a cute, very long-haired blonde, riding around on a horse. Peter guides her and her horse into the stable, where they (just Peter and Judy, not the horse) have a roll in the hay, literally. Both give each other oral pleasure then fuck in a couple positions before Peter squirts his famous face frosting on Judy. Scene 2 - Monica Sweetheart and Nina with Peter North "Customer Service" takes place inside what looks like a farm market, with Peter working. Nina, and sultry, long-haired blonde, is the first to stop by and tease Peter with her oral skills on a vegetable. This pair go at it in a produce bin, which draws the interest of the incredibly beautify Monica Sweethea
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Release date: 8/15/2001
Reviewed on: 1/22/2003
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Peter North, Kimberly, Jade, Diamond, Barbie, Sweet Nicky, Judy Star
Review brief: North Pole 19 Digital Sin Running Time: 90 minutes Cast: Diamond, Jade, Judy Starr, Sweet Nicky, Kimberly, Barbie Belle and Peter North Synopsis a.k.a. "Canadian invasion" - straight sex, possibly acceptable for couples Peter North is in all scenes, five ladies do anal, all take oral or facial cum shots Scenes The opening credits feature Peter North flying around in a helicopter taking in some fantastic views of Canadian landscape. Eventually, the helicopter lands to start the first scene. Scene 1 - Diamond with Peter North This scene takes place outdoors on a rock next to a rolling stream and features Mr. North and the voluptuous and rugged looking blonde, Diamond. I'm not sure what to think about Diamond, who at times I thought looked incredibly seductive, but could be considered unattractive by others. She definitely has a unique look.
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Release date: 9/3/2002
Reviewed on: 11/18/2002
Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: David Perry, Mercedes, Yves Baillat, Steve Holmes, Natalie, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Franco Roccaforte, Ian Scott, Kelly White, Vanessa Desiree, Roly Reeves, Ronita, Pamela Killman, Alexa Weix, Suzana, Nikki Sun, Helga Mott
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: Assman 20 Anabolic Running Time: 2 hours 20 minutes Synopsis wall to wall anal sex lots of ass-to-mouth action, gaping, some large dicks Scene 1 - Linda, Agi and Kelly with two dudes Number twenty starts out with three ladies, so it can't be half bad can it? Linda is a hot little blonde, Agi is a grumpy looking long-haired brunette and Kelly is an acceptable looking blonde. Kelly starts looking better when she gets a sizable dick inside her mouth, she also seems to be the most energetic performer. Unfortunately, neither blonde takes a dick up the ass. The closest they come to ass would be when they suck the ass-juice off cocks being pulled from Agi's ass. Agi performs straight anal, double penetration, and gets both guys off with her tight butt. Each blonde gets a wad of semen, with Linda getting a decent load. Scene 2 - Barbara and Vanessa with a dude Barbara, a nice, freckled, busty blonde, and Vanessa, an acceptable looking, sultry, dark-haired brunette, join a dude outside on a patio.
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Release date: 9/19/2001
Reviewed on: 11/17/2002
Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: Billy Glide, Bobby Vitale, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Eric Price, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Joel Lawrence, Justine Romee, Aurora Snow, Joey Ray, Kami, Mario Rossi, Jay Crew
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: The Gangbang Girl #27 Anabolic Synopsis: two lengthy and hardcore gang-bang scenes anal, double vaginal, double penetration, ass licking, double anal, cum eating Scene 1 - Justine Romee' with the Gang Bang Guys The "Gang Bang Guys" order in the spicy latino, Justine, with some pizzas. She strips and gives out some lap dances before agreeing to go the extra route (via additional cash). Typical of most gangbangs, someone starts banging away at Justine while the remainder beat their penises around her face waiting to get orally serviced. Some unique angles are employed, my favorite probably being where Justine was laid on her back getting her mouth fucked. Justine gets a good rotation of cock going before the freak show starts. Just about every act was performed here: double vagina penetration, anal, double penetration, double anal, ass to mouth, ass-licking, sperm facial, drinking sperm, etc. Justine may not be a perfect '10' in the looks department but her enthusiasm and dirtiness make up for most of that.
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Release date: 3/29/2001
Reviewed on: 11/17/2002
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Monica, Jay Ashley, Anne Howe, Aurora Snow, Kelli Sparks, Karl Kash, Aiko Lee
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Sweet Lil'18 - 10 Sinister Synopsis Emphasis on youth Mostly average sex, some hardcore Scene 1 - Anne Howe and Tyce Bune Anne is an ultra thin, flat-chested, brunette with an above average face and a mole-covered, very juvenile looking body. She joins Tyce on a weight bench for some "iron pumping." There is nothing out of the ordinary here, although Anne's body is a little too juvenile for my tastes. The scene ends in with a chin-load. Scene 2 - Aurora Snow and Karl Kash The delightful miss Snow joins Karl on a bed for some interracial action. Aurora looks okay but I have seen her looking hotter elsewhere. Nothing more than typical suck then fuck sex happens, ending with an acceptable facial. Scene 3 - Monica and Jay Ashley This next scene takes place in a bathtub. Monica has long dark hair, interesting body tattoos (sort of looks like the Star Trek DS9 character Dax?), has a cute, tank-like but very shag-able body. The sex is somewhat bland, although the pair do make use of the water a little bit.
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Release date: 5/14/2002
Reviewed on: 11/17/2002
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Angel, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Kaylynn, Peaches, Paris, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Trixi, Ashley Long, Madison Day
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Breakin' 'Em In 2 Red Light District and Vouyer Productions Running Time: 2 hours 21 minutes Synopsis new performers are broken in by industry regulars slickly produced hard core with a little edge, but not as much as promised Scene 1 - Trixi with Brandon Iron Trixi is an acceptable looking reddish brunette, with very nice body, and a scorpion tattoo on belly. She sucks Iron's sizable tool, then gets a little oral herself. They sofa shimmy in numerous positions before Brandon drops an undersized load (for him) in her mouth. Scene 2 - Ashley Long and Madison Day with Jon Dough Ashley is an attractive, long-haired blonde with a "cute girl-next-door with the secret night-job" look. She parades her nice little body around the shipping area and chats with the camera person before the other blonde, a short and compact but with hell of a rack little package named Madison, strolls in.
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Release date: 1/31/2002
Reviewed on: 4/30/2002
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Aurora Snow, Luna, Kaylee, Jenna Haze, Tommi Rose, Krystal Steal
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter Evil Angel Running Time: 2 hours 20 minutes Synopsis - five scenes of good hardcore - extreme anal gape shots, double-anal penetration, a trio of hefty facials The opening credits have Jules following blonde bombshell Krystal Steal around what looks to be a mall. There is some public oral but, alas, these are only the credits. Scene 1 - Aurora Snow with Jay Ashley and Eric Everhard Slender and sexy Aurora Snow, looking extremely smoking hot in a pair of jeans and tight shirt, starts things off teasing us by spreading off her rose pedal pink pussy and asshole for the camera. It doesn't take long for the two studs to catch scent of this downwind, appearing out of nowhere to get sucked. Aurora gets pounded a couple times before getting her tushy licked, a hard dick entering moments later. In an amazingly short period of time, Aurora's pink pouting poop-hole is gaping wide open.
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Release date: 4/3/2001
Reviewed on: 4/30/2002
Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: Mr. Marcus, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Tiffany Mason, Aurora Snow, Cheyanne, Kacey, Kristina Black, Jamie Lynn, Jack Mehoff
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Bring'Um Young 2 Anabolic Running Times: 2 hours Synopsis - 5 scenes - young themes, mostly oral cum shots, some ass licking, one scene with anal Scene 1 - Cheyanne (age 19) and Mr. Marcus The exotic looking, nicely stacked, Colorado brunette Cheyanne is up first. She gives Marcus a blow-job and a titty-fuck (wow, don't see that too often anymore - what a shame). Cheyanne seems to be having a good time as she rides Mr. Marcus then lets him plow her from behind. There are lots of nice shots of her breasts bouncing all over the place, including a nice shot of the landscape when facing away from him and riding on top. Mr. Marcus pops on her belly but pumps some more after Cheyanne give his ass a nice licking. Scene 2 - Aurora Snow (age 18), Mr. Marcus and another guy Adorable California girl Aurora Snow's drivers license proves that no matter where you are on this planet, the Department of Motor Vehicles can make you look like a freakish mutant. Thankfully we get to look at Aurora and not her license for the next ten or fifteen minutes.
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Release date: 1/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/30/2002
Studio: Northstar Associates
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, T.T. Boy, Peter North, Jennifer Steele, Joel Lawrence, Jade Marcela, Layla Jade, Herschel Savage, Jewels, Jenna Haze, Jessie J.
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Anal Addicts 6 Running time: 1 hour 44 minutes Synopsis - 5 scenes of "nice" anal sex - all ladies take it up the ass, one good facial, and an acceptable facial Scene 1 Jenna Haze and Slim Shady XXX Jenna Haze, a doe-eyed cute little pig-tailed brunette is paired up with overly pierced (including cock pierced) Slim in a bedroom. The do the usual sex-by-numbers, i.e. she sucks him, he eats her, the have normal sex in a couple positions, they have anal sex, the guy pops a spray on her hair and face. Some good eye contact during the post-pop head but nothing too exciting. Scene 2 Alexandra Silk and Joel Lawrence Alexandra, a slightly older looking blonde/brunette with a clit piercing, gets her rectum fingered by Lawrence before she goes down orally on him. More sex by the numbers ending with a weak pop shot. Scene 3 Layla Jade, Jessie J and Hershel Savage Hershel ends up in bed with Layla, a Brit babe with long blonde locks (extensions), and fellow Brit slut bomb Jessie J. Both ladies, by definition, are porn queens.
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