Linus's Movie Reviews with Trailers (94 - page 4)
Release date: 7/9/2004
Reviewed on: 1/4/2005
Studio: Madness
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Starring: Ron Jeremy, Justine, Cherry Rain, Angel Long, Ashley Long, Taylor Rain, Barrett Blade, Alexis Malone, Rachel Rotten, Rob Rotten, Tristan Seagal, Talon
Review brief: Ron Jeremy is: The Magic Sex Genie Preview Expectations: Taylor Rain, Ashley Long, and the Hedgehog, what more could one ask for in a porn movie? Seriously though, a good looking female cast and a lighthearted story seem to be the promise of the all important box cover, I'm always looking for a studio that can put out some decent features, I am new to Madness, so I hope they can deliver the goods with a promising cast. Initial Thoughts Pretty darn good feature. Once you get over Ron Jeremy in the Genie costume shock, things settle in and there is some pretty funny moments. The story basically shows us the tales of Ron as a trapped genie in a bottle, and each scene is another romp come true from rubbing his lamp. There is a fair bit of story and this is pretty good couples stuff, the sex is good too with a good bit of variety, there isn't much for extras, but on the whole this is a pretty good effort from Madness.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/4/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Patricia, Julian St. Jox, Domineko, Sylvio Mata, Billy Banks, Julie Silver, Sabina Black
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: Gangland Creampie 4 - Preview Expectations: I'm always on the lookout for a good creampie production. I'm not the biggest fan of the genre, but when it's a well done production it can be really something special and wonderfully nasty. I have checked out Devil's films before, not this line, but other series and been mostly satisfied with thier productions. I like the female cast in this one, and it looks to be a whole lot of interracial mini gangbanging action with creampie finishes, and that could be good. Initial Thoughts I'm a bit torn on this one to be honest. On one side you have some hot babes in some decent interracial mini gangbangs, and on the other side you have some pretty horrible creampies. The sex is pretty hot, the girls get ravaged nicely and generally have a good attitude and are enthusiastic about things, but in a creampie video it's hard to be pleased with it when the creampies are this bad.
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Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 1/4/2005
Studio: Smash Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Rick Masters, Steve Taylor [I], Jezebelle Bond, Sascha, Avena Lee, Lauren Phoenix, Marie Luv, Nikki Loren
Directed by: Dick
Review brief: Cameltoe Perversions 2 - Preview Expectations: A cameltoe is a wonderful thing, and no I'm not talking about apendages on some big hairy beast out in the desert. This disc caters to the people that do admire the puffyness of it all. I heard good things about the first disc in this series, and I always like to check out series that take a bit of a different look at specific areas of the female body. Initial Thoughts Well I'm not sure how well this disc played to fans of the fetish, there wasn't that much of a prominant focus on the cameltoe directly. I was expecting more of something like breast and ass fetish videos or along those lines where the specific part is always kind of kept as a little more of a focal point, some tease, and maybe some pussy lip fucking to feature the area better would have been nice. Regardless though, this was a pretty decent disc with a few of the newer crowd of great looking established porn starlets. The extras are decent and there is even a bit of a setup in most of the scenes to give it more of a vignette feel. Solid effort.
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Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Julia Crow, Luisa de Marco, Sandy Style, Franco Trentalance, Monica Baldini
Directed by: Susan Valenti
Review brief: Private Films: Voodoo Sex Dolls Box Cover and Expectations: I like Luisa De Marco so that's much of my initial reason to check this title out, the rest of the cast looks good too, and Private usually puts a decent storty to piece together the sex, so I'm just hopefull of a decent erotic story with sex a plenty. Initial Thoughts The story basically is a sort of dark look at this guy who plays with barbie dolls, well really he is into rituals and using voodoo to model after real woman he wants to fuck, and uses the dolls to get his way. The story is pretty weak, but it works well with the theme, and it's well done to set up the scenes. There are only 4 scenes here, but they are all quite long for a feature, and each one is a pretty hot scene with some anal action and the like. The extras are quite minimal, but the feature is a nice piece of smut.
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Release date: 10/6/2004
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Mark Davis, Chloe, Gina Ryder, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Aurora Snow, Joey Ray, Phoenix Ray, Brett Rockman, Anna Mills, Dick Smothers Jr.
Review brief: Snowstorm: The Best of Aurora Snow Preview Expectations:Aurora Snow is probably one of the best known and most popular stars of the last few years, and she has had another "Best of" title rolled out of her work. This time Hustler is the one doing the rolling out, and I've been hit and miss with them. I'm not the biggest Aurora Snow fan in the world, but her cuteness and dick pleasing talents on film are not lost on me either. I 've been finding more and more lately that a lot of star compilations are just a couple of decent scenes of the featured star, and then half the disc of crap to fill the rest of the space, a few studios though put out stellar compilations of stars, so since I have no real familiarity with Hustler compilations, I'm going in hopeful but skeptical. Initial Thoughts Well it's not quite Private's "Private Life of" series, but this is a pretty good compilation of Auorora's work with Hustler. All the scenes feature her, the extras are fairly weak though, but they do keep in mind who the star of the show is, and atleast feature Aurora.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Brooke, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Ben English, Lara Stevens, Anna Nikova, Tyla Wynn, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Brandon Iron's: Photographic Mammaries Volume 3 Preview Expectations: The expectation meter is pegged on this one. I have reviewed both of the first two volumes in this series, and they stand as two of my favorite breast themed movies ever, so I'm more than anxious to check this one out. I like most of the cast a lot, and damn, Sammie looks as screwable as anyone can get on the cover, so not much more to say on that front. Initial Thoughts: I'm very pleased with this title, there are some ultra fine breasts to behold here, and a lot more hot passionate and energetic sex. Again there is some great focus put to the breasts, with lots of tease and sex action focused on them, and to me that is really one of the keys that makes this a great series, getting great breasts to look at are useless if we don't get to see them, but here we see a whole lot of sweater meat, but at the same time it isn't taken to the extreme that we see nothing else but breasts, and that can be a fine line sometimes.
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Release date: 12/11/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2004
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Felecia, Krista Maze, Alex Sanders, Jordan St. James
Directed by: Frank Marino
Review brief: Wicked Pictures: Dear Diary Preview Expectations: This one is some classic Wicked, nearly a decade old, and back when the dawn of the Jenna Jameson era was upon us. Kaitlyn Ashley was always one of my favorite stars of that time or any other, and she was one of not all that many porn starlets that could actually act some. I'm just going in hoping for a decent story and some decent sex. Initial Thoughts It's the tale of a woman(Kaitlyn Ashley) who is bound to a wheelchair, and has pretty crummy people around her that make her feel like crap. She confides in a diary and things take off from there. The story is actually pretty well done, Kaitlyn, Jeanna Fine, and Alex Sanders do a pretty fine job of acting out the script here, and at times it's fairly interesting to watch. I think for that reason and the softer sex, it makes a pretty good couples flick. The sex is decent, a couple of the scenes are pretty good, but a lot of the screwing makes me feel like they just blew a perfect opportunity in some cases.
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Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/19/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Shayna Knight, Scarlet O'Whora, Meadow, Nadia Styles, Delilah Strong, Makayla Cox, Trina Michaels, Lain Oi
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Brandon Iron's: A Good Source Of Iron Volume 3 Preview Expectations: There is just something about a girl that swallows load after load of cum, that makes me want to see more of her. I really have a fascination with cum swallowing vids, up there with my love of facials and breasts. This is the third installment in the series, and it's lone purpose is to capture pretty young woman, mainly newbies, swallowing all the cum they can handle. I've become a big fan of this genre, and of this series, so I can't help but go in with fairly high expectations. Initial Thoughts: Very impressive effort, wall to wall cumtastic mini scenes. It is usually standard practice in many of these type series, to just up the numbers, more loads means more shock value and more sales. Often that is true, but quality is sometimes overlooked. Brandon Iron on the other hand thankfully did not take that approach here. Volume 2 in this series had a massive 113 loads of sperm swallowed throughout, however volume 3 has only 100, but in this case, less is more.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 12/14/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Steve Holmes, Pamela, Frank Major, Katrin, Mick Blue, Maria Bellucci, Andy Brown, Lilit, Mya Diamond, Myriam, Gloria Gucci, Honney Bunny, Silvy Taylor
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Brandon Iron's: Ten Little Piggies volume 5 Preview Expectations: I would consider myself a casual fan of the foot fetish. I'm by no means a hardcore person about it, but I find when it's well done it can be a very hot area of exploration. That said, I'm going in here with fairly high hopes, Brandon Iron has become a near master of doing a fetish theme well, but not over doing it, atleast in other themed movies I have seen, I'm expecting that here, and that would about suite me if it turns out to be the case. The female cast looks hot on the cover, but I am largely unfamiliar with them, but the male cast is strong and established. I'm hopeful of a good but mild foot fetish disc. Initial Thoughts: My hopes were pretty much answered here. An excellent disc. The female cast turned out to be quite good and thier feet quite attractive. The main focus here is hot girls having hot sex, and that is done extremely well, the foot fetish is well played to, with licking, sucking, fucking, and cum splattering of the feet a common occurance, but it's not done to an extreme.
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Release date: 6/3/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, John Strong, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Haley, Steve Holmes, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Rita Faltoyano, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Katin, Haley Paige
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Brandon Iron's: Photographic Mammaries Volume 2 Preview Expectations: I'm a man of many fetishes when it comes to porn, but none are more treasured to me than a beautiful pair of breasts on a gorgeous woman. The first installment of this series was one of my favorite breast or otherwise movies in a long time, and looking at the cast, I can't help but be on the excited side of neutral going into this one. Brandon always seems to bring out the best in his performers, and often throws in a suprise here or there, so I'm expecting a good one. Initial Thoughts: Well with no suprise I have to report this one was all I had hoped for and maybe a little more. Brandon delivered another stellar group of performances and some mammaries worth remembering. Personally I think this one might even do the genre a little more justice than the first volume, as the breasts were a little more the focal point around the action which was not quite as much the case in the still more than excellent first volume.
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Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Rick Masters, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Leslie Taylor, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Kamil Klein, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Michael Stefano, Greg Centauro, Dwayne Cummings, Sandra Romain, Lauro Giotto, Melissa Lauren, Noami, Csoky Ice, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Brandon Iron's: Sixpack Preview Expectations: This is another one of those titles I have had my eye on a while, there have been previews of it floating around for months on some other PXP titles I have seen, and it looks like a movie I would be interested in. That and the fact that I've become a great fan of Brandon Iron's directing and style peak my curiosity to check this one out. On the other side of that, mini gangbangs and movies in that genre are kind of hit or miss for me. It takes a certain touch to do them right. I like the list of cast that is in this movie, and all in all I'm atleast hoping for something a little different in this one. Initial ThoughtsThis definately falls into the hit department on my hit or miss remark. Brandon again brought out the A game which is what I have come to expect from him. The back cover has a header of "Penis Packed Pussies and Poopers" and that in a lot of ways sums this one up, each one of these very hot ladies gets taken to thier maximum occupancy.
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Release date: 2/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Elena, Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Sebastian Barrio, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Donna Marie, Jennifer Dark, Rita Neri, Carrie Cruise
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Tropical #10: Caribbean Airlines Box Cover and Expectations:Well this isn't my first go round with Private's Tropical line, and I've been pretty happy with previous excursions into the line. It looks like another stellar female cast, and stewardesses seem to be the theme this time round, which is a potentially hot area to explore for my tastes. Looking for another winner here. Initial Thoughts Another enjoyable movie from Private is what we have here. The stewardess thing is played upon a little light, so if your really into that, be warned. The cast is nearly identical to Coral Honeymoon, and it's nice to see the same group play out a different script. The story is not the most involving which some may like some may dislike, but the sex is once again excellent, the girls are outstanding, and a decent amount of extras caps off a a nice effort. Technical Overview This feature is presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen. Picture quality is clean and clear, Sound quality is for the most part clean and distortion free.
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Release date: 5/20/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, India, Mickey G., Julian St. Jox, Elen, Venus, Aria, Avy Scott, Jayna Oso
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Sean Michael's: Butt Lickin Sweethearts Volume 1 Preview Expectations: To be honest, I'm not really for or against butt lickin. I picked this one up for the female cast, Interracial action, and Sean Michael'd directing, I'm not really sure what to expect here, wall to wall butt lickin is not what I am expecting, but if it is what this disc has to offer, I'm open to checking it out anyway. I just expect to see Avy Scott, Venus, and the other hotties naked, so if I get that I guess that should meet my expectations well enough. Initial Thoughts When it all boils down, this one is not really an ass licking festival as you might believe from the title. There is a fair amount of it, both male on female and female on male, so if that is your thing, you should be pretty satisfied. However there is a good amount of all the other stuff that us porn watchers like to see, you know big dicks getting sucked, and sticking in hot looking girls multiple holes. Overall this is another good release from SMP and PXP. Lots of really good looking girls and some pretty hot sex.
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Release date: 6/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Julian St. Jox, Sofia, Kristal Summers, Olivia Saint, Summer Lynn, Jessica Dee, Tyler Knight, Daisy McLane
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Sean Michael's: Black "N" Blonde Sex Acts vol 1 Preview Expectations: I'm always on the lookout for a good IR title, and hot blonde girls taking big black dick is all the more reason for me to be interested in this title. I haven't seen too many Sean Michael's productions, but he has always been a good performer, so I'm optimistic. The girls look good and the cover girl is enough to atleast see more. Initial ThoughtsThis is a pretty good porn flick, interracial or otherwise. There are a few periods where the energy and enthusiasm are not quite what they could be, but most the way through, the girls are into the sex and give solid performances. There is a good amount of eye candy here too, and the girls are all cute. Some scenes go for the more soft and gentle approach and some have the hard pounding anal that we have become used to, and The different approaches works well. Having a little more lead in and a slower build up is well done, foreplay is a little more prominant than some other all sex titles.
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Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, James Brossman, Maya Gold, Barbara Voice, Lauro Giotto, Victoria Swinger, Csoky Ice
Directed by: Kovi
Review brief: Private Black Label: Anal Mermaids Preview Expectations: Well I have to admitt, I don't have a friggin clue what this one is gonna be about or what to expect, with a title like Anal Mermaids, one would possibly expect fine women of the sea to come to surface to be screwed in the butt, but then I remember that most incantations that are presented to us, present mermaids that don't have asses, but then again, this is porn. Private always has hot girls and usually a pretty well done feature for adult fans to enjoy, so what the hell it's woth a shot. Initial Thoughts: If you changed the title and got rid of the menus and filler sections with the swimming naked ladies, you could pretty much eliminate the mermaid ploy all together. Despite that, there is some pretty hot sex here, but no real story, it's halfway between all sex and vingette, as there is some location setup, sortof. The costumes are well done and the settings are good fantasy kit. The real bright spot though is some stunning looking Private girls. Overall a pretty good release and lengthy for most features.
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Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman
Directed by: Rick Saloman
Review brief: 1 Night in Paris Preview Expectations: Oh boy here we go again, another celebrity porn video. There is always some level of excitement for most of us to see a well known celeb get plowed on camera, especially a little prom queen heiress like Paris Hilton. I've been real dissapointed with most all of the other Celebrity porn vids I have seen since there usually ends up being very little actual sex and way too much babble in them to support value. I have not seen any of the web video that was and is rampant of parts of this movie, but I have enough curiosity to give another one of these a try. Initial Thoughts Paris is a pretty hot little fuck bunny. The feature itself is only around 63 minutes, but to it's credit it is almost entirely either sex or tease footage, so as celebrity footage goes it is significantly better than most. The sex is pretty bland or outright boring at times and Paris is a bit of drag occasionally to be honest, but if your a Paris fan, there is a wonderful long blowjob section that makes up for a lot of the blandess.
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Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004
Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: John Strong, Madison, Frank Gun, Tony T., Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Winter, Brett Rockman, Crystal Ray, Tyla Wynn, Makayla Cox, Tee Reel
Directed by: Chico Wang
Review brief: No Swallowing Allowed 2 Box Cover and Expectations: A nice shot of the lovely Madison Monroe, and a proclaimation that there are 100 face blasts in this movie, are enough to atleast peak my interest in this film, the back shows the promise of some DP action and some super cute girls trying out a new skin cream treatment also known as sperm. I don't really have expectations for this one, I've heard good things about the director Chico Wang, but I'm still a little gunshy of Diabolic since much of thier talent went elsewhere a while back. So I'm optimistic of a good reintroduction as it were. Initial Thoughts Pretty impressive showing by Mr. Wang and his discharge gang. In many ways it has the feel of a certain former director of Diabolic, but it's also a movie that has somewhat of it's own feel and sticking to a formula or not, there is a lot more to like here than there is to complain about, the feature is massive, but there is very little in the way of extras because of that. Overall I'm a step closer to being won over again by Diabolic.
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Release date: 9/27/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Julian, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Taylor Rain, Julie Night, Missy Monroe, Alex Divine, Kami Andrews, Taylor Kross, Trista Post
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen 2 Box Cover and Expectations: I have to first admit, that I have been waiting for this title for months because I liked the first one so much, and when I see Taylor Rain who is one of my alltime favs on the cover, that only helps. A quick look at the back shows us some action caps and we are assured of 3 things, 1. There is gonna be a serious mess on Taylor Rain's face at some point in this film, 2. Dick sucking will be plentiful. 3. This cast is hot as hell. I'm expecting another great flick and the boxcover was done nicely. Initial Thoughts Un friggin believable is the first thing that starts coming to mind after this one, if you saw the first volume in this series and liked it your gonna love this one, and if you didn't like the first one, give this one a shot anyway because from the opening credits to the last popshot there are a lot of things done differently in this movie that for me atleast all work well. Very Very good cast, energetic sex and gallons of cum, I'm in Donut heaven.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Sophia, Mandingo, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Dillan Lauren
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen Box Cover and Expectations: Well looking at the front and Back cover we can deduce 2 things, 1. There are some damn fine looking girls in this video, and 2. Somebodies gonna have one hell of a cleaning bill with all the cum on these girls faces. That said I'm going in pegged with enthusiasm after seeing who is in this one, all three girls really, and also after being really thrilled with the last couple PXP titles I have seen. Initial thoughts: I don't really know what to say. This movie combines the 2 greatest things I like in porn. 1. Incredibly hot 1 on 1 sex. 2. Super hot women getting absolutely blasted with cum. This may just be the greatest movie I have ever seen and that is saying something. I'm an older chap and I've seen more porn movies than I can count, but this is trully a work of fucking art. Thank you Brandon Iron for making this movie.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Misty, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Lisa Sparkle, Avy Scott, Jane Darling, Anita Queen
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Photographic Mammaries Box Cover and Expectations: I have to be honest, this cover alone is enough for me to buy this disc. I love Avy Scott, and Big breasts so coming in I have real high hopes, and seeing Avy oiled and topless is raising them even further, among other things. This title obviously geared towards the breast fetish, and I don't know of a man alive who can not relate to that one, atleast at some level. Initial Thoughts WOW, just WOW. This title hits on just about all the marks that get me going. No condoms, the cast is exceptional and I mean exceptional, really great breasts on every one of these lovely ladies. Lots of hot action and some general erotic energy, mixed with some nice style. I've seen most of the other major breast series, and this one in my opinion is absolutely at or above any of thier levels. Great stuff.
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