Kate's Metro Movie Reviews (5)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/1999
Studio: Metro
Review brief: I was expecting some serious hilarity - and all I got were a few laughs. Call me strange, but I was really looking forward to this DVD. What can I say... I love circus freaks! Too bad everything was faker than a goat with a horn glued to its head (the famed barnum & bailey unicorn.)This DVD won't get your rocks off.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/4/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Nick East, Dyanna Lauren, Tianna, Alex Sanders, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Roxanne Blaze, Lacy Rose
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Justine 2 is a perfect couple's movie. Roxanna Blaze is naturally beautiful (no 'enhancements') and the sex is real sex, not porno sex. The plot is decenlty played out (Roxanne is seeing both father and son.) The major flaw with this movie is Tianna. Some people seem to think she's hot. I thought she was nasty, and not in the good way. And her scenes disrupt the development of Roxanne's love triangle.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/4/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Zazel: The Scent of Love is a beautiful, surreal piece of erotica. The interesting cinematography, creative makeup, and vibrant colors make it much more than a porno. Once I said that if ever a porno were a painting, Zazel it is (and the painter would be the child of Georgia O'Keefe and Hieronymous Bosch.) Most of the scenes are shot outdoors in a tropical jungle landscape. Without giving away too much of the visual intrigue, one of the scenes begins as a close-up of the inside of flower. The flower starts twitching as the camera zooms out. Upon further zooming it becomes clear that this flower is the painted clit of a woman. A few porn star type women disrupt the very unique appearance of Zazel.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/4/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Anita, Monika, Kristina, Czilla, Andrea, Judith, Katy, Olivia, Sonia, Karina, Eniko, Hoyni, Nelly, Gaby, Agnes
Review brief: It's a real gonzo -cameraman talks to performers before the scene -goes to each of their 'homes'. For once the men are attractive (90 of em) -and most of the women are very hot (fresh faces.) They are all either faking accents or they are truely European. My problem with the chics is the excessive make-up in some scenes -but no biggie. I guess I'd prefer a bunch of people in the woods frolicking in streams, completely natural. Anwyay -There is lots of foreplay and hot sex. I definitely recommend this for a fuck flick (not sure how else to say that.) Although I thought the cameraman was lame (the one in Pornostar was way better.) There are 7 scenes. and once again excellent menus from Metro. I didn't even check out the extras because I don't consider stills from the movie I just watched 'extra' and the trailers were on the flip side of the disc.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/4/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Claudia Chase, C.K. Blade, Julian, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Earl Slate, Taylor Moore, Melanie Stone, Heaven Leigh, Torri, Cherry Mirage
Review brief: I don't like writing reviews on movies I don't like -so I'll keep it short. I count two young girls out of 5 sex scenes. Audio, what audio? I've never sat through such a silent porno -no talking at all. Almost every scene opens to a blowjob. The sex scenes are long -too much of the same. Even if I hadn't had sex for weeks I wouldn't be turned on by this porno. I guess I like talking. I was also hoping for young, fresh girls. On the plus side -Metro makes great menus -simple, easy to use. The chapter index is perfect -when you highlight a scene it animates, when no highlighted it's a still shot. And before each scene they list the performers -nice touch. The opening is hysterical.
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