hardcorefan's Movie Reviews with Trailers (3)
Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 11/5/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jerry, Zenza Raggi, Dasha, Tommy Gunn, Mark Ashley, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Tory Lane, Jay Huntington
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: This is my standard review, giving an overall reaction to the dvd. For an excellent scene by scene review please take time to read Crucifixio Jones. This is the first time I've seen any of Jonni Darkko's work, and I'm impressed. The lighting is perfect, and I swear he used the wall colors to highlight the skin tones of the women. THIS IS EXCELLENT PORN. The tease segments are just long enough, the music doesn't overpower the dialogue, and the chemistry is hot. Darkko's training in photography shows in every shot, camera angle, and choice of lighting. If you want scorching sex, beautiful women, and no gagging, quacking, or name calling, this dvd is for you. Dasha: this is the scene I hoped Janine would do when she came out of retirement. I had never seen Dasha before (due to a Vived boycott)and she is magnificent. Beautiful, blistering hot sex, multiple squirts, and she shows you don't have to gargle cum to have a red hot ending. I normally don't like fake tits, but Dasha has made me rethink my position.
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Release date: 6/5/2008
Reviewed on: 10/27/2005
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Janine Lindemulder, Erik Everhard, Mandingo, Jelena Jensen, Nick Jacobs, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Jean-Claude Batiste, Sara Stone, Sophia Santi
Directed by: Celeste
Review brief: Janine finally has sex with men. Janine finally makes a dvd for someone other than Vivid. WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE IT A MUSIC VIDEO? There is no dialogue in the entire dvd. It is all music all the time. Janine looks great, Jelena Jensen is awsome, the sex looks like it was great, and all you hear is some crappy soft rock/AOL music. There is major wood problems in Janine's IR scene, and all her partners are wearing condoms. I dropped the rating for this movie a full 2 points because of this. I remember the ferociousness of Janine having sex with women and was really looking forward to hearing her grunts and screams. That didn't happen. If you're looking for MTV porn to share with a partner this should work well. If you're looking for some hard driving sex with all the grunts that come with it, don't buy this dvd. The technical aspects are great, everything you'd expect from Digital Playground. I't to bad they didn't let Robby D direct it.
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Release date: 10/7/2003
Reviewed on: 4/26/2004
Studio: Evolution Erotica
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Starring: Melanie Jagger, Renee Pornero, Selena Silver, Ariana Jollee, Vicky Vette
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: BUY THIS MOVIE! For a complete scene by scene review, please check out the excellent reviews by bono-ONE and Selena Silver. This is the hottest gonzo movie I've seen in almost forever. I was not a big fan of Tom Byron as a performer, but he is an excellent director/photographer. His angles are right on, and he brings out the best in his performers. Now for the reason I loved this movie. SELENA SILVER. Selena is the tasmanian devil of sex films. She is lovely, all natural, no tattoos or piercings, and loves sex. Finally we have someone who can give Chloe a run for her money. Selena is aggressive, vocal, and looks into the camera as if to say "don't you wish you were here with me?" On behalf of all the males in the world Selena, yes we do. Sodomy Sandwiches is full of beatiful women. anal sex, and great camera angles. I would have paid $20.00 for Selena's scene alone. You can find this movie at prices ranging from $15.00-25.00.
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