Evil_Rip's Metro Movie Reviews (10)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Missy, Debi, Obsession, Tabitha, Donna, Kimberly
Review brief: Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact WARNING: Terrible PORNO! First Impression: This is an update to the review given by another faithful reviewer. I agree with him. This is a nasty terrible porno. Please do not waste your money on this. Give that money to unisef instead if you must spend money. Review: Wow the title says it all! Ultra Kinky Deep Anal! So was it good? HELL'S NO!!! I bought this DVD about a year ago. At the time I didn't know any better. I wanted to see some dirty anal action instead I was barraged with grossness and girls that looked so bored. I swear there's a scene where a girl is reading a newspaper or magazine. Poor video quality poor audio quality. There is this one scene where they keep filling her butt with lube and she squeezes and it flows out of her. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! This DVD was filled with people I've never heard or seen before.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Shay Sweet, Nikki Tyler, Leanni Lei, Mila, Heather Lee, Cassie, Taylor Moore, Coral Sands, Wendi Knight, Cumisha Amado
Review brief: Butt Sluts 2 Studio: Metro WARNING! This DVD is rated penis shrinker, Vaginal dryer. Mind Fuck. Brain Warp. This is absolutely the worst porno ever. Had this been the first porno I ever saw I would have been scared for life I would never touch my penis except for urination. That first scene alone is so morbidly nasty you cannot imagine. The first scene starts out with 3 guys with pig masks and the soundtrack is a bunch of pig noises and squeels. The actress is Milla. With a title of butt sluts & Milla you kwow this going to be some nasty anal action. Not only was this first scene nasty it was majorly gross! What I'm about to describe may frighten even some of our more experienced porno watchers. Ron Jeremy in a pig-mask eating from a troth. Then having sex in a pigmask. And the audio track is filled with pig squeels & oinks. And I think Ron was doing some of his own sound effects. So throughout this thing it was like watching a pig-man fuck a porn star. Suffice it to say I watched most of this scene in fast forward.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Nico Treasures, Raquel DeVine, Randy Rage, Elena, Liza Harper, Phyllisha Anne, Gina Ryder, India, Azlea, Cheyenne Silver, Sabrina, Vanessa, Melanie Stone, Xtacee, Marilyn Star, Wildcat, Randi Rage, Montana Gunn, Torri
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Candy Vegas, Inari Vachs, Rebecca Wild, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Timber, Jacklyn Lick, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Bianca Trump, Sunshine Blue, Tangerine, Nellie Pierce, Zina Fox, Phyllisha Blue, Sydnee Steele
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Eric Price, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Jewel, Malitia, Blair Segal, Candi Cash, Rich Handsome, Charlese LaMour
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: BackSeat Driver 7 Studio: Metro Starring Female: Jewel, Charlese La Moure, Blair Segal, Malitia, Julie Meadows Looks: Hey Look at all the pretty ladies. Hey its blair segal.. hey Julie Meadows. (For some reason she reminds me of one of the hippie aunt in the TV show Sabrina, Teenage witch but a younger naughtier version of course) First Impression: Yippie my latest volume. BooooHooo this wasnt great at all. Just below average. Cute little Blair caught a Rash from Roach Man. Review: Normally Blair Segal looks cute. Not in this DVD. I don't want to bag on anyones looks, but Miss Segal was having a very bad day. Her complexion wasn't clear and her face looked puffy. It was like If you want to see Blair in a good anal scene check her out in the previous installment. (BackSeat Driver 6). I was disappointed I was looking forward to another tasty scene. So besides looks, how was the action? IT wasnt half bad. She and Mark Davis do the romp. She shows her pleasant girl next door charm.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Leanni Lei, Alex Sanders, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, T.J. Hart, Christgen Wolf, Elle Devyne, Sheila Stone, Wendi Knight, Blair Segal, Shelia Stone
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Back Seat Driver 6: Anal Whiplash Studio: Metro Starring Female: Sheila Stone, Christgen Wolf, Leanni Lei, Wendi Knight, Blair Segal, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Starring Male: Vince Voyeur, Mark Davis Looks: Overall great. The women are hot. And Vince Voyeur is one of the few guys I don't mind seeing in porn. Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Chapter Selection, Photo Gallery, Trailers First Impression: Nothing wrong with a little ass now and then. I wasn't expecting much this is one of those Metro Titles on sale. Glad I got my moneys worth. Likes: In general pretty Girls. Some good looking guys. Music: Oh yeah.. well at least it was toned down so we can hear the action. Dislikes: Guys that talk too much. Especially the last scene that guy was annoying. He should quit talking. Occasionally we'll hear vince say something but at least for the most part he's not talking. And rough sex is okay.. but I don't like watching stuff that looks like it could hurt someone.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Sean Michaels, Missy, Mark Davis, Inari Vachs, Jake Steed, Liza Harper, Raylene, Johnni Black, Vince Vouyer, Alexandra Nice, Coral Sands, Mickey G., Sydnee Steele
Review brief: Back Seat Driver 1 Studio: Metro Starring Female: Missy, Syndee Steele, Raylene, Liza Harper, Inari Vachs, Alexandra Nice, Johnni Black. Starring Male: Vince Voyeur, Mark Davis, Sean Michaels Looks: Inari! Raylene! Inari, Raylene! Oh yeah Syndee Steele! I mean. The women were pretty. And they were hot oh baby yeah! First Impression: Back Seat Driver. Yes this is an Anal Sex themed series. But what did poor innocent Evil_Rip think it meant? People Having sex in the back seats of cars. Uhmm well you wont find any car seats here. Dislikes: I cannot remember anything I did not like. Review: Do you like Inari? Do you like her juicy ass? Do you want to see her take it in the ass. Then this DVD is for you. This film is filled with good-looking girls taking it in the ass. If you aren't a fan of anal action then you might want to shy away from this one & the rest of this series. To bad Inari had a few ass zits in this one.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: John Decker, Jill Kelly, Tom Byron, Nikki Tyler, Steve Hatcher, Misty Rain, Julian, Jade Lee, Chad Thomas, Mitchel Gant, Wanda Jane, Jeremy Steele, Atilla Schuszter, Tracy Luv
Review brief: Amazing Sex Talk 2 Studio: Metro Starring Female: Nikki Tyler, Jill Kelly, Misty Rain, Tracy Love, Jade Lee, Wanda Jane Starring Male: Atilla Schuszter, Tom Byron, John Decker, Steve Hatcher, Jeremy Steele, Julian, Chad Thomas, Mitchell Gant Looks: Overall a great looking cast. First Impression: Well I thought it was going to have a lot of dirty talk. Likes: Not bad. There isnt too much to not like. Was it great? Well it was very good. Is it a must have? Well no. Dislikes: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I hate when they over power the music over any moaning that is going on. In scene one we dont hear whats going on! Overpowered by music must have been construction or planes passing by for them to do this. Review: I watched this one about a year ago. IT was good. The video and audio quality was great. The action was good The first scene was very erotic. But I would have liked for them to not dub the voices out with music.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/17/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Candy Hill, Gabrielle, Shyla Foxxx, Sydnee Steele
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/26/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Bobbi Lee, Mila, Alyssa Allure, Marilyn Martyn
Review brief: Climax Shots #4: Jacked in the box Starring: Marilyn Martyn, Bunny Bleu, Mila, Bobbi Lee, and Alyssa Allure The video quality is very inconsistent. The audio quality varies as well. The choice of music for some of the scenes is interesting. Scene one: 4/10 This has to be one of the silliest scenes in the movie. The premise is a girl goes out onto the balcony while her boyfriend is practicing his golf swings. One of his golf balls hits her in the pussy. The do some stuff. The scene ends with her jerking him into her mouth. Thing is I didnt see any cum. The girl has nice big breasts but her face is a little off. Scene two: 5/10 Just an average scene. A couple in a kitchen that get it on. The guy eats her out for a bit before plugging her. The guy spanks her while she rides him. You can see the slap marks on her behind. Scene ends in an anal facial. Scene three: 6/10 Two ugly guys and a hot slutty looking girl. This is a very interesting scene some of the angles are from below a glass table. There are some DPs. And the first time Ive seen a double blowjob. It was totally nasty.
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