Evil_Rip's Heatwave Movie Reviews (4)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/24/2004
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Raquel DeVine, Jessica Jewel, Caroline Pierce
Review brief: My name is Evil_Rip. I'm a cheap guy, and I buy cheap porn. And I even buy porn I know is bad or questionable at best. This DVD opens up with a mandatory Heatwave preview. I can't skip past it. I can fast forward past it though. I had my laptops volume turned all the way up and I had a hard time hearing this DVD. This whole movie is a parody of your run of the mill horror movies. There's a girl rubbing her clit on the toilet and poof! a hand comes out of the bowl to help her out! Then a face appears in te bowl to eat her out.. There's ghost and goblins,girls sucking their own tits, a lot of female masturbation, anals, mean ass blowjobs, facials and the regular stuff. All to a very bad plot All in all if you're looking for stroke material then pick up one of Aybesse's or Astro's recomendations...
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/11/2003
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Nyrobi Knight, Juicy, Solveig, Lin Dog, Spantaneous, Bianca, Golden Jade, Kim Eternity, Jazz, Byron Long, Tony Eveready, Menage Trois, Devlin Weed, L.T. Dee, Devin DeRay
Review brief: Title: Bow Down Backstreet Studio: Heatwave Starring: Devon Deray, Spantaneeus, solveig, Nyorbi knight, kim eternity, menaga, jazz Golden jade, juicy First Impression: If you judge porn by the cover. This probably would be passed up by most. Review: Well the DVD opens with a girl doing the jiggly booty shake. You know what Im talking about. Well during the opening credits were subjected to some mediocre RAP, with the girls just shaking their tits and doing booty shakes. Man this was a pretty good opening. I just love seeing all that fleshy booty shake. Then the movie begins. A young brother is running away from somebody. And a car pulls up and a guy gets out and starts yelling about Where the fuck is that guy Well the young brother goes to his friends house. Where his friend is about to get his groove on. He tells his story. So it turns out theyre brothers. And the girl has a sister in the back they dont want him to mess with. Yeaaaaaaaaaah Right! Well anyways we return to the guy getting his mac on. And damn his girl has some huge tits. And they look all natural. She looks really into it. And this girl does anal too.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Deborah Wells, Katie, Zenza Raggi, Claudia, Nikki Anderson, Mercedes, Chris Charming, Rewhard, Monica Baal, Reinhardt, Ketthy Divan
Review brief: The Aphrodisiac Studio: Heatwave Starring Female: Nikki Anderson Looks: a lot of hot girls. But! BUT!! A whole slew of ugly men! There is a guy who looks like Frankenstein. He's not even using makeup. He's very gross. First Impression: Hey look a hospital. An ambulance on the cover. Yippie lets see what sex is like in the hospital. ;) Oh man this sucked! Likes: Nikki Anderson was okay. But Cute Nurse #1 now she was hot. But she fucked ugly doctor #2. = ( Dislikes: Every guy except the mechanic. Ewwwwwwwwwww so ugly I was scared. Review: I didn't realize until afterwards that this DVD stars Niki Anderson. She's one of Private's hot Euro-Blondes. She just happens to be in this Heatwave DVD. She's in the first scene. She's a patient in a hospital. And you guessed it she has sex with her doctor. She doesn't look as good as she normally is in Private releases. So let me tell you about the plot. these 2 doctors develop a drug that makes people horny. You guessed it, it's an Aphrodisiac. Well they need to smuggle it out of the country.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/22/2000
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Lin Dog, Dave Hardman, Megan Reed, Naomi, Kaire, Byron Long, Tony Eveready, Meka Johnson, Devlin Weed, Lil Ass, Cinna Bunz
Review brief: TITLE: Black Beach Patrol 2 Studio: Horizon DVD Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sided DVD Features: Trailers, Naughty Girls (seems like they have a few stars and show a scene), Slide Show First Impression: Hmmm. This wasnt a very good movie. Plot: No plot really. They are supposed to be lifeguards in Los Angeles. Likes: I suppose nice big butts. Girls that can suck their own nipples. Funny Ending. Music: Not memorable. Scenes: There are Seven scenes on this DVD. Scene One: Has a white guy and two black women. They do it in a van. At first he is alone with his hunny. Then a cute black lady approaches and joins them. The scene ends with a facial. And they start talking about how they are late for work. Its funny Scene Two: Two guys are yelling at each other over something. (I put the DVD in FFx8 mode here) A lady enters and is trying out to be a life guard. Well the two guys give her a different kind of audition. Scene Three: At a pool side, a guy who looks half Japanese and Black with a young lady. He starts out by eating her on top of a rock. He then fingers her while he eats her.
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