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Boxcover for A Perverted Point Of View 6 (Diabolic)
A Perverted Point Of View 6 (Diabolic)

Release date: 10/30/2003
Reviewed on: 1/21/2006

Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Giovanna, Celine, Austin, Austin O'Riley, Ander Page, Cassie Young, Amee Donavan, Crystal Ray
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Point of View is the best genre in my humble opinion. It blends virtual sex and gonzo sex together beautifully! This format of porno brings the girl more to life. I wish POV genre existed back in the days when I watched Nikki Dial, Celeste, etc... This is one of the BEST DVD I've seen! The style, format, camera work, and directing is great. The chapter system is great for each chick: intro, bj, sex, sex, anal sex, cum, etc... 54 chapters in this DVD. You can repeat the fuck position rather easily. There are many pussy to mouth, etc... action during sex. The 'MONEY' cowgirl position running time for each girl is solid. All running times are approximate because I dont want to count to the micro second. The scene rating are somewhat related to the BONUS features. Giovanna: Cute Euro looking girl, decent tits. Sex format: bj, missionary, cum in mouth, cowgirl, anal missionary, anal doggie, cum in mouth. Time: 20 minutes. Rating: 4.2/5 Ander Page: A sexy burnette with lil gothic look, nice C tits. Sex format: bj, missionary, cowgirl, doggie, cum in mouth.
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Boxcover for A Perverted Point Of View 3 (Diabolic)
A Perverted Point Of View 3 (Diabolic)

Release date: 2/28/2002
Reviewed on: 1/21/2006

Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Angel, Kimberly, Sharon, Erik Everhard, Miko Lee, Mike John, Gauge, Shila, Victoria Style, Monica Sweetheart
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: This DVD is good not great. The chapter system is horrible, each girl/scene runs in ONE single chapter. The sex time is noticeable shorter than RDL's POV Pervert and later A Perverted POV titles from Diabolic. The cowgirl girl or top position was very SHORT and non-exist for some girls! I didn't like the camera work and the artistic directing of this DVD. Definately not one of Mike John's better work. Monica Sweetheart: Probably the reason why people buy this DVD. This scene runs only 20 minutes total. There is a good variety of position with good action but the overall virtual Monica Sweetheart experience is somewhat cut short. Sex format: missionary, cowgirl, doggie, doggie anal, missionary anal, titty fuck, cum in mouth. MANY quick pussy to mouth, etc... are included during sex. Rating: 4/5 Shyla: A cute sexy blonde petite Latina. Sex format: missionary, doggie, anal missionary, anal cowgirl, titty fuck, cum in mouth. Lots of anal sex in this scene. Time: 24 minutes. 3.5/5 Sharon and Angel: Two girls are designated as ONE scene.
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Boxcover for Young Ripe Mellons 7
Young Ripe Mellons 7

Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 11/24/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Piper Austin, Gianna Michaels, Lain Oi, Brandy Talore, Alicia Alighatti, Devin Valencia
Directed by: Vince Vouyer, Tim Von Swine

Review brief: This is an excellent edition. BIG and natural tits, awesome! Every girl/scene is good! NO anal sex and DP! Personally I dont like DP but LITTLE anal sex is okay. The video quality is very good. Excellent camera work. Excellent gonzo format. Nice segmented chapters for each scene. Alicia: Good looking brunette with tight C tits. Nice body. Good variety of sex position. Good action. Some nice titty play during sex. The male actor is good, I forget his name but his fucking is good like Peter North and TT Boy. 5/5 Devin Valencia: The cover girl. Tall dark blonde German/French with tight DD tits. Missionary and front body reverse cowgirl position only. Some nice titty clapping effect. NO doggy, ass view cowgirl, and ass view reverse cowgirl. Basically NO ass view fucking of Devin, grrrrr. Still a good hot scene. Devin is hot, she has pretty face, awesome tits, and nice body. 4/5 Gianna: A fair skinned tall brunette with floppy DD tits. Nice sexy body. Good variety of position and action. I like how the male actor claps Giannas huge titties.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Krystal Steal
My Plaything: Krystal Steal

Release date: 7/26/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2005

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Krystal Steal

Review brief: This is one of the best simulated DVD. Digital Sid did a fantastic job with this edition. No major flaws, I have no compaints about this DVD. The camera work and angle choice are superb. One thing great about My Plaything is the Random Response Generator, smart looping system, and different cum scene for each mood. All these features make My Plaything tower about the rest. One bad thing about My plaything is that the chicks often wear leg stockings, boots and crap. But they finally did it right this time. Krystal Steal is all naked this time. Krystal looks like a vixenish Christia Aguilera IMO. She has a great sexy body and nice big fake tits. Krystal Steal acts really good. She seduces well with lots of energy. The strip section is one single scene now, no more sub scenes like tits, ass, and pussy. Runs for 5 minutes. Great scene. First and second angle shows different parts of Krystal's tight body. Masturbate section: Fingers, vibrator, and dildo are the options. Krystal is in missionary for fingers and virbator part.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Rita Faltoyano
My Plaything: Rita Faltoyano

Release date: 6/11/2005
Reviewed on: 9/14/2005

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Rita Faltoyano

Review brief: This edition of My Plaything is disappointing. There is NO innocent/naughty toggle! The naughty mode are all anal scenes, so vagina sex is designated as innocent mode. The interface menu no longer obstructs the action, something Digital Sin has done since Jenna Jameson: Its a Boy edition. To Digital Sin: Regarding the sex section, the actress should be 100 all naked.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Jenna Jameson 2 It's a Boy
My Plaything: Jenna Jameson 2 It's a Boy

Release date: 12/14/2002
Reviewed on: 1/9/2004

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Jenna Jameson
Directed by: Scott Taylor

Review brief: My Plaything Jenna Jameson 2 It's A Boy is a quality DVD title with some flaws. 'If you liked the original then you will love the sequel', the original or part 1 used a strap-on-dildo to replace real cock and was a fair DVD at best. This part 2 DVD uses a real male cock and blows away part 1. For those who don't know what this title or genre is about, its basically a bunch of different scenes, there are 2 angles for all scene. For example there is masturbation, sex, titty scene, etc.... You dont ever see the male actor, no making out and no kissing. So its you and the star and your imagination, or you is the star. The sex often offers 'best part of the scene from traditional 1 on 1 movies' shot. Such as that direct cowgirl position, that close up of the titties, but now you can view it for as long as you want. This DVD or genre has infinite replay value. Jenna Jameson is the most famous porn star in the world. In my opinion, JJ(Jenna Jameson from now on) has the best titties fake or real on this planet, they are beautiful, big, and the shape is just so perfect.
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Boxcover for Private Black Label 21: Lust Tango In Paris
Private Black Label 21: Lust Tango In Paris

Release date: 12/7/2001
Reviewed on: 2/22/2003

Studio: Private
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Starring: Katy, Mercedes, Mandy, Dora Venter, Mia Stone, Michelle Wild, Christine Scott
Directed by: Kovi

Review brief: Michelle Wild rocks! I first saw this chick on the cover or Private Sampler #4, she looked so delicious so I decided to research her. Luckily there it was in the sampler, Lust Tango in Paris, the preview confirmed the beauty of Michelle Wild and as they say the rest is history. It takes place in Paris, the story is short(between scenes). Once the sex starts, its pretty much gonzo style. The audio is dubbed in, although messed up but there are 6 more languages so its kinda cool to hear them too. Unfortunately there is no English subtitle except other languages. The story is chessy but pretty cool, cuz they are short and funny, fast-forward factor is minimal. 1-The opening is cool. Michelle walks around the streets of Paris with cheesy French music. Here we get to see the Eiffel Tower and other stuff. Michelle sees a painter doing his work on the street. She talks with the painter for a bit before asking to buy his paint. He turns her down but gives a card to her. Michelle then walks around a bit more. 2-The painter is now off work and packs his stuff up.
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Boxcover for Black Street Hookers 43
Black Street Hookers 43

Release date: 1/8/2002
Reviewed on: 2/18/2003

Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Stephanie, Peaches, Cynthia, Tai, Cream, Patrice

Review brief: This edition has the best looking chick among the entire series. Patrice. She is young and cute looking with a fabulous ghetto body. Her ass is stunning. The video/audio quality is excellent. The format is cool, TT boy is on the prowl driving his mercedes, picking up hookers off the streets of Los Angeles. Its not real, just acting but still cool. Feels like an adventure. Patrice is the bomb. She looks a bit like Beyonce, hehe. She gets picked off the street by TT then they go to the fuck place. A short strip tease with lots of focus on the ass. Then TT starts to make out with Patrice passionately, TT is so horny that after a minute of foreplay he starts fucking Patrice. Then Patrice gives TT a blowjob then they start fucking for real. There are 2 short blowjob between fucks after the first and real blow job. They fuck in many nice positions for long time including cowgirl, reverse cowgirl. In cowgirl Patrice's awesome ass jiggles up and down. Overall this scene is very hot, 5.0. Other chicks in this edition were unacceptable nasty.
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Boxcover for Screaming Orgasms 7
Screaming Orgasms 7

Release date: 8/21/2002
Reviewed on: 9/25/2002

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Elizabeth, Daisy, Foxy Lady, Aria
Directed by: Scott Taylor

Review brief: This is a female masturbation DVD. Similar to She Squirts. The girls masterbate with few different dildos and ride the sybian. Nice close pussy views when the girls use dildo. The sybian scene lacks close up pussy shots. My initial expectation was high. This is the first Screaming Orgasms I've seen. I've seen most(1-9) "She Squirts" and they are good so I decided to give Screaming Orgasms a try. The format of Screaming Orgasms is similar to She squirts except that S.O. have sybian scenes added. To be honest, I like She Squirts format better even if it lacks sybian, the chicks masterbates harder and longer. Here's the breakdown of each scene: 1)Aria- She is average looking with big fake boobs. Nice spreading views. Overall this scene gets 3.0. 2)Daisy- The cover girl. She is good looking with nice big boobs. Daisy tucks her bra below her tits, at times the bra slip up and cover some tits, which is bad. Then during most of the dildo scenes, Daisy lies too flat, her tits, body and tummy disappear. Overall this scene gets 3.5.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Gauge
My Plaything: Gauge

Release date: 1/16/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Erik Everhard, Gauge
Directed by: Nic Andrews

Review brief: Great DVD! Gauge is a short cutey with nice natural tits. The setting is great, basically you're in high school. Gauge is a cheerleader and you get to play and fuck with her any way you want. The audio/video quality is excellent. Gauge performs very very well. Tease: Gauge is on top of teacher's desk. Options are tits, ass, and pussy. Foreplay: Gauge is all naket on bed. Finger - Gauge is spread wide open, missionary view, angle 2 shows close up action. Vibe purple - Gauge is in doggy position, angle 2 shows close up action. Vibe white - Gauge is spread wide open, missionary view but slightly to the right, angle 2 is a "side view" close up action. Dildo - Gauge is spread wide open with one leg up, missionary view, angle 2 is close up pussy action. Overall excellent! Very well done, nice variation. Do you/Do me: Gauge's cute butt fills the whole screen in Fingers and Vibrator scene, angle 2 shows the general view. Other options are tongue and blow job. Overall excellent. Sex: Your options are: Missionary, doggie, and cowgirl.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Kylie Ireland
My Plaything: Kylie Ireland

Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Kylie Ireland

Review brief: The 8th My Plaything release. Kylie Ireland is very good looking with huge set of tits. Kylie is very charming and "talks" well. A HUGE problem with this DVD is the over lighting, way too bright. There is a soft lighting effect too, therefore cutting down the resolution! There are NO extras! No massage, no sybian, no nada. Tease: Kylie is wearing a long shining dress performing in front of a staircase of a nice house. The pussy option is nice. Masturbate: Kylie is wearing some sexy lingerine and dressed up like a sectary. She don't take her clothes off but angle 2 shows pussy action. Kylie acts really well. Overall average, Kylie should take her clothes off. Foreplay: Kylie is all naked except for white stockings. The first angle is spread-missionary view and the second angle is over-the-top missionary view. So there are NO pussy shots and both angles are similar. The eating out scene is pretty good, Kylie looks very pretty and her tits too. Overall disappointing due to lack of pussy views! Sex: The missionary and anal missionary are nice.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Miko Lee
My Plaything: Miko Lee

Release date: 11/27/2001
Reviewed on: 12/6/2001

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Miko Lee

Review brief: ~The 6th edition of My Plaything is Miko Lee! She is very sexy and TRUELY sluty looking~! She's got a "fuck me" face and body. Miko's body is heavenly, good legs, ass, sexy waist and shape. Her tits are nice but fake, scars under nipple are quite visible and shape is a bit sloppy. Miko Lee's skin is smooth and flawless. Her pussy is clean and tender with no hair in this DVD. If you are not familiar with My Plaything, read other's reviews. Miko performs awesome! In naughty mood, she really comes alive like a sex slut tiger!! Review of each segment: TEASE: Miko is wearing lime green color bikini. The background is a "tatami" house (Japanese style bamboo house, there's crane painting on the wall and Miko dances around a log pole. The options are tits, ass, and pussy. Similar to previous edtions. Overall the tease section is excellent. MASTURBATION: The options are fingers, dildo, and sybian. Miko's pussy and legs are very nice. One serious problem in this segment, Miko keeps her bra on the WHOLE time.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Silvia Saint
My Plaything: Silvia Saint

Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 9/27/2001

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Silvia Saint

Review brief: The latest My Plaything featuring Silvia Saint! For those who are not familiar with "My Plaything." Its a interactive sex cd which you have the chick do all kinds of things, from your point of view (POV) with multiple angle, and you can switch the mood of the chick. Silvia Saint looks very hot and sexy as you would expect. She talks ALOT in every scene! Which is great I think, more talking with moaning instead of just boring moaning. Its funny to hear Silvia talking dirty and seducing with her accent. She acts really cute and well. Silvia knows how to communicate, the way she stares into the camera and the looks she gives will turn you on. Tease section: Its similar to other my playthings. You can see Silvia displaying her tits, ass, or pussy. Masturbation section: Its shot different but better. Here Silvia is sitting half mission half sideways on a chair and you can see her entire body (angle 1). She is wearing a cut white shirt but her entire body is exposed well. Then in angle 2 its the close up shot of the actions.
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Boxcover for Pretty Little Asians 11 (PLA11)
Pretty Little Asians 11 (PLA11)

Release date: 5/19/2001
Reviewed on: 9/23/2001

Studio: A6
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Starring: Yuri, Satomi, Airi, Norika

Review brief: This one is nice! This dvd features 4 hot Asian/Japanese chicks. Everything is uncensored. Each scene is around 20-25 minutes. There is a short intro with each girls and she walks on the streets of Japan. The foreplays scenes are all very nice. The sex scenes are all good with nice angles and close up penetrations. Scene 1: Yuri She is very hot! Pretty and sexy with nice big tits. The only bad thing about this scene is that the sex part dont have much close up penetrations, but the angle is still nice! Overall this scene is pretty good, Yuri is a big help. (The other 3 scenes has more close up penetrations shots.) Scene 2: Satomi She is cute, innocent and young looking. Satomi is petite but her body and legs are very nice. She has very nice smooth light skin. There's foreplay, fingering, blow job, and sex in various position. The angles thru out the scene is good. Overall this scene is very good. Scene 3: Norika She is another nice cutie. Her tits are soft and nice. She has smooth light skin.
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Boxcover for Chest Full Of Asians 1
Chest Full Of Asians 1

Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 9/20/2001

Studio: Avalon
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Review brief: This dvd features 10 Asian chicks with big racks. As the title suggests, the main focus is "Asian tits" Most of the scenes involve heavy foreplay, kissing, licking, juggling, titty fucking, etc... of the titties. Some scenes dont have sex, but most at least have blow job. All the girls are natural, no breast job done. scene 1: Hiromi The best looking chick on this dvd. Her tits are not that big but still nice. She is very cute and sexy looking with a nice body. I like her alot. Its a full scene with foreplay and sex. Overall this scene is very good and hot. Good picture and sound quality in this scene. She also appears in volume 2 of the "Pretty Little Asians" series. scene 2: Misa She is very cute and has size D tits. She gives a short blow job and gets fucked doggy style. scene 3: Yuri She is pretty cute with size C tits. There's a short pussy spread, blow job, and missionary/doggy/her on top/missionary fucking. scene 4: Kyoko She is very cute and has size EE tits. Very nice set of natural tits.
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Boxcover for Pretty Little Asians 12 (PLA12)
Pretty Little Asians 12 (PLA12)

Release date: 6/12/2001
Reviewed on: 9/20/2001

Studio: A6
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Starring: Haruka, Mayu, Reika, Yuna

Review brief: This dvd features 4 Asian/Japanese chicks. Each scene is around 20 minutes. This dvd follows a traditional Japanese porn format. The chick is "presented" in front of you, the way its shot reminds me a little bit of "My Plaything and Virtual Sex". The angle is direct from a person's point of view, revealing, and well choiced. The camera man works smoothly zooming in and out. The chicks have foreplay, get fingered, eaten in various position. There are a lot of tits playing, this seems to be another Japanese porno trait. Then she gives the guy a blow job. They fuck in various position while most chicks "act" innocent but deep inside they are horny and it shows in their pussy language. The angle shots during sex is well done and shows nice close up penetrations. So now I've assured you that the production is pretty well done, I will just rate each chick. The quality (the sex, the actions) of each scenes varies from scene to scene or among different volumes, overall they are all quite good and somewhat predictable.
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Boxcover for Pretty Little Asians 10 (PLA10)
Pretty Little Asians 10 (PLA10)

Release date: 4/20/2001
Reviewed on: 9/20/2001

Studio: A6
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Starring: Mina, Hiromi, Ai Asami, Natsumi, Asami, Zora Banx

Review brief: This dvd features 4 Asian/Japanese chicks. Each scene is around 20 to 30 minutes long. The picture and sound quality is pretty good. All sex are totally uncensored. The foreplay, sex, cum shots and the actions are all very good. In each scene, there's a focus on the pussy when its getting eaten, fingered, or fucked by dildo. The shots are very close, nice and revealing. In this version of Pretty Little Asians, the general presentations are very good and covers all the aspects of a basic porn scene, better than other editions of Pretty Little Asians. If you're familiar with the "Pretty Little Asians" general sex format/outline, then I will just get to the point. There is a short intro for each chick, she walks on the streets of Japan while talking, making comments or poises to seduce you. Scene 1: Asami Asami is very cute looking. The dildo scene is very nice and she is very horny, although she tries to act innocent. She has nice sized tits. The sex is very good and she fucks with a smiling girlie attitude.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Jenna Jameson
My Plaything: Jenna Jameson

Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 6/27/2001

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Michael Lynn
Directed by: Scott Taylor

Review brief: The latest of the my plaything series and comes with 2 dvd. It has more footage and extra features. Overall this one is good, but personally I am tired of Jenna Jameson. In this one, Jenna performs and fucks great. Besides all the good shit, there are two things that bothers. First, why dont Jenna just lose that piece of clothing. Second, the strap-on cock with Brianna Banks wearing it and acting as the "male part". or "female part" whatever you want to call it, this format aint right. Leave the dildos/fake cocks for the masturbation scenes.... However, this dvd is better than virtual sex with Jenna. Look forward to the next my plaything, which will be Silvia Saint and should be out in just a few more days.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Stacy Valentine
My Plaything: Stacy Valentine

Release date: 6/21/2000
Reviewed on: 1/15/2001

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Stacy Valentine

Review brief: This is the best "my plaything" in the series. Stacy Valetine looks very good in this one, as always. It is just like all the other plaything series such as Jewel De Nyle and Tera Patrick. The new part of this "my plaything" is that there's scissor position in the sex section. A sybian in the masturbation section. The picture is super clear. The scenes and the alternate angles are well shot and offers good effects. This is one of the best dvd of all time! It rivals with the virtual sex series with tera patrick and julia ann by digital playground. The only bad thing about this dvd is that you can't remove the menu bars like how you can in the virtual sex. But this dvd is more fun, better shot, and has more "options" than virtual sex series. Also the background is not a black cloth like how it is in virtual sex, in my plaything you are in a bedroom. If my plaything had the option of removing menu bars, it would definately be better than the virtual sex series. Overall this is a must get dvd for all porn lovers.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Jewel De' Nyle
My Plaything: Jewel De' Nyle

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/15/2001

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Jewel De'Nyle

Review brief: Jewel de Nyle looks very good in this dvd, perhaps the best ever. Her body is incredible in this dvd. My plaything by digital sin did a awesome job in the interactive sex dvd format. In this dvd, there are many options, a strip tease section, do-you-do-me section, masturbation section, and of course the sex section. You can have Jewel finger herself or you fingering her and also dildos and other tasks. Also there's an anal scene in the sex section in addition to missionary, doggy, top, reverse top. This dvd offers a lot more options when compared to virtual sex by digital playground. The scenes in my plaything are well shot, and the 2nd angle is well choiced and if it is a close up then it moves smoothly up and down or side to side to showing what's going on and adds a nice effect. The scenes in the sex section are very well shot, and shows the action and the girl well.
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