cv's Red Light District Movie Reviews (5)
Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 3/2/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jon Dough, Tony T., Maxine, Michael Stefano, Selena Silver, Jake Malone, Roxy Jezel, Leah Luv, Gia Paloma, Lee Ann, Victoria Sin, Tyla Wynn, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Do you like your sex hard, nasty, and rough? Personally, the answer for me is "sometimes". Everyone has their limits, and sometimes I find myself not enjoying something that others might relish. For me, I find that director Jake Malone treads the line of hot/not hot; it'll be interesting to see which side of the fence he lands on more frequently. If you're not keen on ass fucking or anal creampies, you should probably tune out though. Roxy Jezel, Tyla Wynn, Brandon Iron Roxy is dressed up in fetish wear (black gloves, red skirt) and punching the crap out of a boxing dummy in the backyard while smoking a cigarette. Abruptly, she's indoors and quickly Tyla Wynn has a buttplug filling her ass. Tyla's the dom here with her leather cat-o'-nine-tails. Of course, A2M with the buttplug is part of the fun and I'm sure we'll be seeing more of that. Roxy takes on Brandon's big Canadian sausage in a spit-soaked self-induced throat fucking session. He sinks his dick into Roxy's ass doggy style, and after a couple of pumps, Tyla's enjoying the taste.
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Release date: 6/23/2004
Reviewed on: 12/26/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Franco Roccaforte, Kathy Anderson, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Claudia Rossi, Liliane Tiger, Jay Lassiter, Ellen Saint
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Looking at the line art and stills on the cover of this Red Light District DVD, one can get a sense of what Elastic Assholes is all about. It's really focused on double penetrations, especially with the actress in the airtight/"all holes filled" position, with some anal gaping and a maybe even an anal creampie thrown in for fun. Director Mike John is a skilled gonzo/all-sex shooter, so basically we're going to get 139 minutes of Eurobabes getting their holes plugged, no pesky plot here. It appears that Mike John brought along some studs to pay some X-rated housecalls in Prague guessing from the cans of Pilsner Urquell they're quaffing in the Behind The Scenes footage. Others have reviewed this movie months ago, so I won't give the play-by-play of every single position. Scene 1: Jane Darling, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg The leadoff hitter is buxom blonde Jane Darling; I love tits, especially when they're naturally big and even more so when they're on a horny blonde slut like Jane.
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Release date: 6/23/2004
Reviewed on: 7/18/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Darren James, Joel Lawrence, Daniella Rush, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Lea de Mae, Phoenix Ray, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Monica Sweetheart, Brett Rockman, Joelean, Taylor Rain, Gen Padova, Anna Belle, Nyomi Marcela, Candice Jackson, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dick Delaware, Lani Kaluha
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Just a few short years ago, creampies (vaginal or anal internal ejaculations) were a specialty fetish genre, difficult to find in quality or quantity. Here in 2004, most of the production companies that film gonzo porn have at least one creampie line. Best of Cum Drippers is Red Light District's compilation of Vince Vouyer's finest scenes culled from the first five volumes. (Drat! That means Teagan's scene from Cum Drippers 6 is not included.) Porn doesn't mirror real life. For on-screen, a massive facial is really photogenic; an internal pop is far less dynamic. In real life, cumming inside a chick feels great (and semen is a great lube); a chick who enjoys taking a load on the face is very rare (at least in real life). And if the babe lets you pop in her ass, she probably likes you. However, variety is the spice of life, so occasionally I enjoy watching a good creampie.
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Release date: 6/7/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Tony T., Keiko, Malorie Marx, Cailey Taylor, Selena Silver, Jake Malone, Dick Tracy, Alex Divine, Scarlet O'Whora, Gia Paloma, Audrey Hollander, Eva Angelina, Otto Bauer, Richard Kline
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: This movie is about rough oral sex: bulging cheeks, skull fucking, lots of slobber, smeared makeup, and even some moments that will make the women's eyes water. I'm all about seeing the chicks look great and having a great time, so this might be too extreme for me. There's a good lineup of female talent in this movie, so I'm willing to give Jake Malone's series for Red Light District a shot. It'll be interesting to see who can really stand this kind of rough action. The feature Hot Aussie Selena Silver is hanging out at the RLD warehouse, sitting on a couch, rubbing her pussy. Before long, the guys unleash their cocks for some vigorous, rough, dominant blowjobs. For a while, she's upside down and saliva is running past her nose to her forehead. The guys look rather dorky wearing just their shoes. The first load is pretty big and lands messily in her mouth and on her face; we get a nice view of her playing with the cum.
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Release date: 11/26/2003
Reviewed on: 4/29/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Steve Holmes, Shelby Belle, Jennifer Luv, Alicia Rhodes, Brianna Blaze, Tina Holly, Anna Nikova
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: This is the quintessential cum swallow fetish video. Each girl takes at least two sets of pops from their guys: the first set after blowjobs, the second set after actual sex. It's basically over three hours of sucking, fucking, and swallowing. There is no way in hell I could watch this thing from start to finish in one uninterrupted sitting; I must be getting old. Scene #1: Brianna Blaze Box cover girl Brianna Blaze is the leadoff batter. I dislike piercings and the chin stud is a downer (she also has a pierced clit), but things get markedly better as she starts sucking four stout cocks; the guys soon blow their first loads directly into her mouth which she gargles then dutifully swallows. She's a pretty vocal slut, so she's begging for more during the few moments she doesn't have dick in her mouth. As I watch her in an anal spoon, I rejoice about her pert natural tits rather than lament over her pierced clit.
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