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Release date: 4/23/2009
Reviewed on: 11/1/2009
Studio: Lesbian Provocateur
Starring: Sandy, Peaches, Esmeralda, Sophie Moone, Dorothy Black, Leanna Sweet, Carla Cox, Julia Bright, Cindy Hope, Regina Ice, Jasmine Black, Bianca Golden, Juliette Shyn, Xandra Brill
Review brief: There are 7 scenes, 14 girls, and almost 3 hours of action. This is way more than you get in most all girl movies. They use all Euro babes. About half of them I recognized and are top shelf European porn stars. Even the new ones are very pretty and I always enjoy seeing some fresh faces. There is no lead-in or dialog in any of the scenes. The girls all look like they just got back from the spa: Their make up, hair, and nails were all perfect. Toys are used in almost every scene and some of the scenes have some anal action. However, the sex is not hardcore. Each scene starts off with kissing, caressing and undressing. The sex is passionate but never hard or rough. There is nothing outstanding in this movie so I won't give it five stars but this movie hits the sweet spot in all girl porn. Other studios should take notes.
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Release date: 2/27/2009
Reviewed on: 11/1/2009
Studio: Pink Visual
Starring: Gigi, August Night, Kayla Paige, Sammie Rhodes, Ariel Summers, Brianna Love, Ashley Gracie, Sasha Knox, Riley Evans, Kayla Carrera, Holly West, Kacey Jordan
Review brief: In each scene a lesbian goes off and finds, picks up, and seduces a pretty young thing. I like the talking and teasing at the beginning of each scene leading up to the seduction. All the scenes have a lot of kissing and caressing. All of the scenes employ the use of toys. Two of the scenes are three-ways. This one has five scenes. The first scene is with Gigi and Ashley Gracie. I like the looks of both of them and seeing them in a movie is something of a treat. The next scene has Brianna Love and Kayla Carrera picking up and seducing Holly West. Sammie Rhoades is supposed to get a massage from Riley Evans but ends up seducing her. August Knight and Kayla Paige meet Kacey Jordan and seduce her. Sasha Knox has invited Ariel Summers to audition to model her clothing line. Sasha convinces Ariel to be friendly. Extras include a bonus scene, a BTS, and a striptease. You get your moneys worth with 2 hours of action and twelve girls. About half of the girls are really good looking and t
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Release date: 3/18/2008
Reviewed on: 10/31/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Karlie Montana, Carli Banks, Cassandra Cruz, Andie Valentino, Kayden Faye, Nikki Rhodes, Lousia Lanewood, Nikita Love
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: This movie is very good. I haven't felt that a movie in the solo category has really shined till now. First scene is with Karlie Montana and its great. It's a really long scene, too. Karlie has a bunch of orgasms and is just a real pleasure to watch. Next up is Andie Valentino. This woman is gorgeous. I've noticed in some of her other movies that she has very realistic looking orgasms. I don't know if its good acting or they are really real. I guess it doesn't matter. This is another long scene and its also great. One of the things I felt were missing in other solo movies is some passion. This scene has plenty. Carli Banks is one of the prettiest girls in porn but her scenes rarely take off. This scene does. From here on the scenes seem to get shorter and the movie goes on. This could have been an editing constraint. There are another 3 or 4 scenes and they are all pretty good but not nearly as good (or as long) as the first 3. Louisa Lanewood's scene has some really good moments, thou
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Release date: 2/23/2009
Reviewed on: 10/30/2009
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Heather Carolin, Brea Lynn, Jayme Langford, Sadie West, Holly Van Hugh, April O'Neil
Review brief: This is a solo/masturbation movie with only six scenes but its over 2 hours long. The production values are excellent. Audio and video quality is excellent. The scenes start with some synthetic music that fades out after a few minutes. The girls all use a variety a toys. Two girls use a Symbian. Only Heather talks directly into the camera. All of the girls are very beautiful and a two of them are fresh faces.
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Release date: 6/27/2008
Reviewed on: 10/29/2009
Studio: Pink Visual
Starring: Summer, Sindee, Kimber, Naomi Cruz
Review brief: This series is a lot like "Her First Lesbian Sex" series. There are five scenes in this one. In each scene there is a MILF and a teen. They have gotten rid of the HFLS cameraman in this one and replaced him with a woman. I think she is a slight improvement over the last guy. The chatting part in the beginning of each scene isn't as long as the early HFLS scenes and does a pretty good job of establishing the foundation of the scene. They also make a point of mentioning that the older woman is a mother and her kids are somewhere else. In each scene the MILF seduces the teen. I really like seduction stories and some of these are better than others but none of them are very good. Some of the girls are too easily seduced and the other seductions are implausible. One of the things I like about this movie is all the new talent. I didn't recognize any of the MILFs and two of the teens are new to me.
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Release date: 2/19/2009
Reviewed on: 10/28/2009
Studio: Madness
Starring: Aurora Snow, Rachel Luv, Darryl Hanah, Kaci Starr, Aza Haze, Nikki Rhodes, Kenzi Marie, Vannah Sterling, Eva Ellington, Kiera King, Ashley St Claire, Nikki Sweet [II] (Czech)
Review brief: The movie has 12 scenes. Each scene is about 10 minutes long. The scenes all use the same template. The girls start off each scene dressed and answering questions. Then some background electronic synthesized music starts. The music is just electronic synthesized music. You can hear the girls over the music easily. The girls do a little strip tease and masturbate for the camera. The girls use their fingers and a variety of toys. The settings for the scenes are nothing special. The girls look right into the camera and talk to the camera throughout the scene. One thing I didnt like about the scenes in general is the camera angles. A lot of the time the cameraman shoots below the girl, pointing up. I dont find this to be a very flatting angle. On the plus side the sets are nicely lit. The special features on this disc include each girl, naked, telling a joke. There is also a bloopers reel, a slide show, and some trailers. Overall I wasnt that impressed with this movie. In my opinio
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Release date: 12/30/2008
Reviewed on: 10/27/2009
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Sandra, Lea Magic, Jayme Langford, Nikki Jayne, Regina Moon, Marie McCray, Ryan Keely, Devi Emmerson, Vicky Tones
Review brief: This is a solo/masturbation movie with ten scenes including the bonus. Three hours long make this one better than average quantity-wise. The production values are excellent. The movie is shot in some really beautiful rooms. The girls are all dressed in nice lingerie. Audio and video quality is excellent. The scenes start with some synthetic music that fades out after a few minutes. The girls all use a variety a toys. Some of the girls end up on a Symbian. A few of the girls talk directly into the camera. Jayme's scene is worth the price of admission. Devi has the most fantastic body. Marie is hot. Ryan is sexy. If you like solo movies youll like this one. And if youre a fan of Jayme's this is a must see.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2009
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Christian XXX, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Nick Jacobs, Kirsten Price, Arianna Alyse, Cassie Courtland, Carmen Hart, Arik Alyse
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: I have only good things to say about this movie. But I might be a little partial: I really like girls in jeans, boots and hats. The music throughout the movie is country and its surprisingly good. There is a story that links the sex scenes together and although its nothing great, I like a little structure to my scenes and the story provides that without spending a lot of time between the sex scenes. Carmen provides a voice over narration throughout the movie to help move the story along quickly. Otherwise there is little dialog in the scenes. The settings and wardrobe are well done and help contribute to the movies theme. Lighting is a little dark but again it helps set the mood of the movie. The girls all look great in their western wear. There is even a scene with all the girls line dancing together that is well done. Carmen is in two b/g scenes and one bj scene. I have become a big fan of Carmens. She is very cute and sexy. Her southern accent also adds to the country theme during
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Release date: 8/7/2007
Reviewed on: 10/2/2009
Studio: Pink Visual
Starring: Sammie Rhodes, Kelly Wells, Riley Shy
Review brief: The first scene is with Riley Sky and Sammie Rhoades. Riley is one of my favorite porn stars. Sammie is a mainstay in this series. In the beginning, when the girls are talking, Riley does a great job at acting reluctant. Sammie is the seducer and youd think with all the scenes like this she has made she would be better at this part. It feels rushed. I wonder is she is tired and bored of this character she is playing. Anyway, once the sex starts its great to watch Riley and Sammie but again I felt the scene seemed rushed. The next two girls are Ariel and Angie. These are both new girls to me and although they arent bad looking I wasnt impressed with them. By the way, Ariel is not Ariel X, like it says in the credits. Jenni Lee and Kelly Wells are next. I am a big fan of Jennis. But this is after she had her boobs done and before she got braces. Plus she has a scar on her cheek in this movie. And Im not a big fan of Kellys. But Kelly does a pretty good job of acting reluctant. Alt
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Release date: 3/19/2008
Reviewed on: 9/28/2009
Studio: Playgirl
Starring: Kimberly Kane, Kris Knight, Anthony Hardwood, Jean Val Jean, Grant Michaels, Justin Magnum, Franco Del Torro, Denice K., Nyomi Zen, Haley Paige, Marco Banderas, Taylor Hilton, Ava Rose
Review brief: Ive seen about five movies from this studio. Initially I was surprised to how similar these movies are to regular male oriented porn. But by now Ive learned what to expect. All the female stars are ones Ive seen before. The casting people do use a really good variety of girls. The male stars are guys I'm unfamiliar with. They are all studly looking guys. The scenes start and end with music and I really like the music Playgirl selects for their scenes. A voice over is in the scenes to provide the lead in and structure of the scene. I don't think there is any dialog in any of the scenes. But you can hear the ambient sounds at times. The lighting, editing, and camera work are excellent, creative and interesting. The sets are excellent, too. All the scenes are boy/girl. The scenes include some good foreplay: Some kissing and oral for each person. When it comes to intercourse, the scenes are probably a little shorter than the average porn they usually include just two positions. There
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Release date: 8/25/2009
Reviewed on: 9/25/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Katya, Charlie Laine, Winter Sky, Alexa Jordan, Georgia Jones, Marie McCray, Eden Adams, Lisa Neils, Alyssa Reece, Victoria Lawson
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Each scene starts off with the girls just chatting about being college students and being lesbians. The sets are really nicely decorated living rooms. Lighting, video quality, make up and hairstyles are all very good. The girls start off dressed in regular sports wear. After the chatting part there is a split screen strip tease. The movie None of the scenes have a lot of passion or show any real chemistry. The girls all provide decent performances. The scenes are well shot, the girls are all young, slim, and pretty. So there is nothing really to complain about. But this movie isnt going to get any awards, either. Like most hustler products there are no extras to speak of. With five good scenes, its definitely worth watching. I saved this issue for last because Im not even sure its worth discussing. I think the title is misleading but Im not going to take any points off because of it. I have a hard time believing these are Real College Girls. Most of them are about the right
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Release date: 4/28/2009
Reviewed on: 9/23/2009
Studio: Kick Ass
Starring: Tabitha, Alana, Georgina, Simi, Karlie Montana, Brianna Love, Lacy, Sugar Baby, Georgia Jones, Brynn Tyler, Layla Exx, Lucy Lux, Monrietta, Marlena Mason
Review brief: There are 11 scenes on this disc. Six scenes are solos. One scene is a girl/girl scene. The rest are boy/girl. The audio and video quality is nothing special. There are no sets, no costumes, or a script. A lot of the girls are really pretty. Some of them are probably from Europe and you probably have never seen them before. However some of them are recognizable porn stars - maybe in some of their first scenes. I recognized Jayme Langford, Georgia Jones, Briana Blaze, Karlie Montana, and Marlena. And I think the last girl is Brynn Tyler. With 11 scenes there are probably a few that you'll really like. I really liked six of them.
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