apuleius's Movie Reviews with Trailers (1)
(zero stars)
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 4/10/2002
Studio: Channel 69
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Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), Tia, Nikki, Francesca, Kenya, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Kitana, Channel, Haven
Review brief: I was intrigued by the title of this movie, not just because I delight in big clits but because I couldn't imagine how the producers set about casting it. Are there, I wondered, talent agencies whose index cards read, "38-27-37, clitoris 3 centimetres?" Clearly, no such thing. They trawled a pond, threw back the best-looking pussies and shot their film with the rest. Not that the title is misleading. The stars of this movie indeed have enormous clits, and pussy lips like bat wings. One by one, they present themselves - lying back naked, legs spread, pussies agape. For a while they stretch them, stroke them and pop out their clits, until some unfortunate looking guy arrives and sticks his cock into the accomodation offered - a thing I wouldn't have done on a bet. Oh yes, for those interested in breasts (and why not indeed?) they are mostly large, hanging somewhere about the bottom of the rib-cage. There is no point in describing separate scenes. They are all the same: some missionary thrusting, followed by some doggie-style.
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